Celebrating American Military Cock 2 Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  12/12/2005

I recently watched another Body Shoppe production “Reflections of Flesh”, that I rather enjoyed but “Celebrating American Military Cock Film 2” is a real dud and I can see that their productions are most likely hit or miss, this is a miss. This time around there are clearly no standouts and I found the guys to be for the most part unattractive and boring. The director Don Ross also needs to learn that most of these guys don’t want his grubby hands on them so he should leave them alone and not even talk, he brings everything including their cocks to a halt. In any event, this film consists of the usual segments whereby he lures some straight dudes into what appears a seedy hotel room where they think they might be getting some pussy, gets them to strip, then just stand around playing with themselves in front of mirrors, squatting on them, lying back on a mattress, and then jerking off onto a mirror or their stomachs. The last scene does include some fucking but the duo, like the rest, are disasters.

A couple of young men going by the names, “Snake” and “Big G” are up first and neither seem to thrilled by being there. Snakes got a number of tattoos and his lip pierced and is somewhat hung while Big G is actually smaller in stature and both appear to be Spanish looking. They both stand and play with themselves trying to get themselves hard but don’t have much luck, and after several minutes “Don” brings in someone to help them out, a masked older gentleman who goes down on each of them. This still doesn’t work very well as Big G remains pretty soft. Snake then goes down on him and this poor straight guy just can’t seem to get it up. Snake does his best to suck off his buddy but just can’t get him aroused. Finally Snake jerks off onto a full length mirror and shoots a decent load, and then Big G has finally got in the spirit of things and is half erect, and he’s got a pretty big dick too! He eventually cums himself and drops a load right next to Snakes covering the mirror in sweet jizz.

Alex and Steve-O have both appeared before in BodyShoppe productions and poor Alex is all pimply and appears to have marks all over him including a nasty pimple on his ass. He looks like a real street punk. Steve O is average looking and Don does manage to get Alex to blow Steve an after he sucks his cock for a bit he then spits into a towel. Not sure what that was all about but Alex really just looked terrible and it was a total turn off. They eventually both just lie back and jerk off onto their bellies. Nothing major.

Spike and Ryan are two baby-faced, pudgy guys who take their time getting hard and then just jerk off onto the mirrors. Its really uneventful and I found myself fast forwarding through the segment for the most part. Don films the boys taking a quick shower too, which I wish he hadn’t as the shower is disgusting and pretty nasty, and just wasn’t something to see.

A different Alex, dressed as a sailor, and Dolph in camouflage appear next. Both are probably the best looking of the bunch with Alex being a bit stocky with a decent sized uncut cock while Dolph is taller and is fairly hung as well. It’s Alex’s first time in front of the camera but seems to be curious when Dolph undresses. Don gets his hands pushed away, as usual, while the guys stand and show off their goods. Their not too willing at first but eventually rub each others asses while Don dishes out his usual spiel about how he loves sweet meat and ass. They pose for a few pictures with Dolph standing behind Alex and stroking him. Dolph then gets on his knees, supposedly a first, and takes Alex into his mouth. He’s slow and gentle and seems a bit unsure of himself but Alex seems to enjoy it. As Dolph continues to suck him as they lie down and eventually they get into some 69 action. Alex says it’s not bad and continues going down on his buddy. If only Don would shut the fuck up! He tells Alex he won’t use the footage and gets Alex to sit on top of Dolph. It seemed pretty natural actually as Alex does have a hard time taking him up his ass and winces as he slowly maneuvers it in. Dolph lies there motionless keeping his eyes on the tv that’s playing porn and the next thing you know they stop. They go into the bathroom and clean up but then their back on the bed and this time, surprisingly, Dolph is on his knees and lets Alex fuck him. Dolph moans a bit here and there before lying on his back, legs in the air, and takes it some more. Alex does a pretty good job for an amateur at fucking and while a girl moans on the tv Alex pounds away. Alex eventually pulls out and shoots a decent load onto his fuck buddy and then Dolph stands up and lets loose a load onto Alex’s ass while he lies on the bed. Definitely the best of the bunch, but too little too late.

With the exception of the last scene this was pretty sub-standard fare with a mediocre and boring group of guys. Simply can’t recommend it. The video and audio are both fine and the DVD includes all the standard features, a photo gallery, trailers, and scene selections.