Reviews of Rod Fontana Movies (101 - page 3)
Texas Dildo Masquerade review summaries:
Flash's
Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 12/28/2015:Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release. [read the full review]
Darkmage's
Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather. [read the full review]
review from 7/30/2000:
Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: John Strong, Rod Fontana, Tyce Bune, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Julian St. Jox, Mark Cummings, Santino Lee, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Tony Martino, Herschel Savage
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Release date: 4/24/2000
Gang Bang Angels 9 (Elegant Angel) review summaries:
NiteOwl's
Gangbang Angels 9 Keywords Gangbang, asian Summary Miko Lee living out her gangbang fantasy. Miko Lee is one of my favorite pornstars. She has a great personality, and her enthusiasm shines through even when she's being fucked in gangbang assembly-line fashion. Plus she's only 19 in this video (released in 2000) and very cute. She's vocal throughout the film and it's clear she's enjoying the experience. If you enjoy Miko Lee and nasty sex, you'll like this one. Production quality is average. Synopsis The disc starts with an interview, where MIko lets us know that being in a gangbang is her fantasy and this is her first. There's a solo sequence (in black and white) with her fingering herself to orgasm. There's something of a plot with her going to a frat house for a party. When she arrives, she finds she's the only girl there and seems reluctant. The guys encourage her and soon things warm up. The gangbang starts with Miko on a table servicing the guys. [read the full review]
review from 3/8/2005:
Gangbang Angels 9 Keywords Gangbang, asian Summary Miko Lee living out her gangbang fantasy. Miko Lee is one of my favorite pornstars. She has a great personality, and her enthusiasm shines through even when she's being fucked in gangbang assembly-line fashion. Plus she's only 19 in this video (released in 2000) and very cute. She's vocal throughout the film and it's clear she's enjoying the experience. If you enjoy Miko Lee and nasty sex, you'll like this one. Production quality is average. Synopsis The disc starts with an interview, where MIko lets us know that being in a gangbang is her fantasy and this is her first. There's a solo sequence (in black and white) with her fingering herself to orgasm. There's something of a plot with her going to a frat house for a party. When she arrives, she finds she's the only girl there and seems reluctant. The guys encourage her and soon things warm up. The gangbang starts with Miko on a table servicing the guys. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Miko Lee Before I ever saw a gang bang video, I thought the whole concept was as extreme and perverse as anything that had ever been recorded on videotape. At the time the first gang bangs came out, that probably wasn't much in the way of hyperbole. Of course, gang bangs define a whole genre of porn now, and the novelty has worn off. The idea of a room full of guys fucking the same girl just isn't as exciting as it used to be. Sometimes, though not often, one of these gang bangs does something to draw your attention. I'm not going to say Gang Bang Angels 9 reinvents the form, but it certainly fulfills it's obligations. That is to say, it doesn't disappoint. Miko Lee--the center of attention--is as attractive a girl as any of us are likely to ever see up close, and she's the reason this title stands out from others. Her exotic Asian looks, of course, are a part of the appeal, but even if you were to see her in silhouette you might find yourself wiping drool away your chin. She's a sexy girl. And young. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2002:
Starring: Miko Lee Before I ever saw a gang bang video, I thought the whole concept was as extreme and perverse as anything that had ever been recorded on videotape. At the time the first gang bangs came out, that probably wasn't much in the way of hyperbole. Of course, gang bangs define a whole genre of porn now, and the novelty has worn off. The idea of a room full of guys fucking the same girl just isn't as exciting as it used to be. Sometimes, though not often, one of these gang bangs does something to draw your attention. I'm not going to say Gang Bang Angels 9 reinvents the form, but it certainly fulfills it's obligations. That is to say, it doesn't disappoint. Miko Lee--the center of attention--is as attractive a girl as any of us are likely to ever see up close, and she's the reason this title stands out from others. Her exotic Asian looks, of course, are a part of the appeal, but even if you were to see her in silhouette you might find yourself wiping drool away your chin. She's a sexy girl. And young. [read the full review]
Evil_Rip's
Gang Bang Angeles 9 Rating: 8/10 Starring: Miko Lee Type of film: Amateur GangBang. Performers Looks? She isnt a Venus or a Goddess. Shes not homely either. She has a lot of zits on her forehead. But Shes cute. She looks like the Asian girl that use too sit next to you in calculus and asks for your help. Many times she talks dirty throughout the film. She has a good sense of humor. Its hard to imagine pulling off a sense of humor while four guys are fucking you silly. Man the action is good. She seems really into it. At the beginning of the film shes talking with the camera how she always wants to do a GangBang. Then at the film's end she says with a big smile this is an experience Ill never forget. In the behind the scenes she still pulls of her sense of humor when a guy asks her so you want a shower? She says to him "You want me going home like this?" and she laughs. The video transfer is okay. The sound is good. It doesnt appear to be dubbed over. She moans almost throughout the movie. [read the full review]
review from 4/6/2000:
Gang Bang Angeles 9 Rating: 8/10 Starring: Miko Lee Type of film: Amateur GangBang. Performers Looks? She isnt a Venus or a Goddess. Shes not homely either. She has a lot of zits on her forehead. But Shes cute. She looks like the Asian girl that use too sit next to you in calculus and asks for your help. Many times she talks dirty throughout the film. She has a good sense of humor. Its hard to imagine pulling off a sense of humor while four guys are fucking you silly. Man the action is good. She seems really into it. At the beginning of the film shes talking with the camera how she always wants to do a GangBang. Then at the film's end she says with a big smile this is an experience Ill never forget. In the behind the scenes she still pulls of her sense of humor when a guy asks her so you want a shower? She says to him "You want me going home like this?" and she laughs. The video transfer is okay. The sound is good. It doesnt appear to be dubbed over. She moans almost throughout the movie. [read the full review]
