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Reviews of Lauren Phoenix Movies by Dan Silver (4)

Boxcover for Born For Porn (Colossal Entertainment)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alberto Rey, Mandy Bright, Sascha, Kurt Lockwood, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Jean Val Jean, Trina Michaels, Jason Horne, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Dan Silver
Release date: 2/9/2005
Born For Porn (Colossal Entertainment) review summaries:
RLD Fiend's
review from 5/3/2005:
Born For Porn Studio: Colossal Entertainment Director: Dan Silver Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:12:47 Extras: Behind the Scenes (0:26:19) Starring: Lauren Phoenix Missy Monroe Nikki Hunter Mandy Bright Trina Michaels Themes: Gonzo, Anal This is the first title that I've seen from the new company Colossal Entertainment. I really like their box covers, so I've been eagerly anticipating something from the promising new studio. "Born For Porn" is one of their first releases, and features a lineup of dirty performers including Lauren Phoenix and Missy Monroe. The first thing I notice about the disc is the menu. There's really no options, there's just a picture of Lauren and thumbnails for all the scenes. Whereas in most porn discs there's some kind of navigation involved in the menus, for this one the menus are all combined into one. It's not the most sophisticated way to open a porn DVD, but it's certainly adequate. Scene 1: Missy Monroe and a guy Missy is a relatively new starlet who has burst upon the porn scene with a vengeance doing all kinds of nasty things on camera. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Twat Squad
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Brittney Skye, Lauren Phoenix, Shy Love, Trina Michaels, Samantha Ryan, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Dan Silver
Release date: 2/1/2005
Previews: Previews
Twat Squad review summaries:
James Raven's
review from 7/3/2005:
I rented this movie because I had enjoyed a Colossal picture before called "Fuckaroos", which featured a Kinzie Kenner scene which was once of the better scenes I have seen in my recent porno history. Dan Silver seems to like to throw a little plot with his porn, which is a refreshing change of pace. I saw that TWAT (trained whores against terrorism) SQUAD featured Lauren Phoneix, Samantha Ryan, Kelly Kline, and Trina Micheals and a few others. Sounds like good shit to me. First scene, Lauren and Sam Ryan are together (!) They are police assigned to investigate a murder of a guy with a nude chalk outline. Van Damage pulls out his schlong and says "what do u think of this?" And Samantha Ryan smiles and says "it looks like we are in for a fucking good time!" Lauren and Samantha look good in the unis and this is a great pairing. I can't get enough Lauren Phoneix, the best part of her act, besides her huge ass (which is filmed quite well here) is that she talks shit the whole time Samantha is sucking dick or getting fucked. [read the full review]
Tongue in Groove's
review from 4/22/2005:
Twat Squad features some semi-rough sex with a cast of very attractive ladies. The plot revolves around a team of female cops who fuck every guy in sight as they battle terrorists. Okay, so the storyline is lame. The sex is good and the girls look great. Blond Lauren Phoenix and brunette Samantha Ryan take on Van Damage in the opening scene. Lauren takes it in the pooper and Sam does some A2M before collecting Vans sperm sample in her mouth and sharing it with Lauren. After all these years, blond cutie Roxanne Hall is still hot! When shes getting pounded hard by Kurt Lockwood, she gives a couple of her trademark snarls that is just plain sexy as hell. Too bad Kurt feels the need to step on her face during doggy. She still knows how to take a facial well. Blond Brittney Skye romps with Jean Valjean in a throw-away scene before we see a terrific 2-on-1 with super hotties Kelly Kline and Shy Love tag-teaming Justin Magnum. The two brunettes seem to enjoy each other as much as the hard dick between them. [read the full review]
Boxcover for I Cream on Genie
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Katie Morgan, Brittney Skye, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Missy Monroe, Shy Love, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Dan Silver
Release date: 12/7/2004
Previews: Previews
I Cream on Genie review summaries:
J.R.'s
review from 1/12/2005:
This is a feature that is a send-up of one of my favorite show (who couldnt get enough of Barbara Eden in those outfits? What a woman). Each guy goes into a townhouse and pulls out a genie lamp. After rubbing it, guess who appears? It is an idea that has been done so many times before ( I Dream Of Jenna quickly comes to mind), so you will be familiar with it. The best scene in the DVD involves Missy Monroe and Katie Morgan, giving double duty to one lucky stud. They do the nasty in a variety of positions (cowgirl, RC, doggie, mish), and the highlight of the scene is when Katie is riding our hero in cowgirl, bucking her hips back and forth, Missy rubs her pink pussy to two nice squirts while dirty talking the couple. For fans of squirting, she does it once more while getting fucked in doggie, but unfortunately, it is poorly captured. The rest of the DVD is solid, but not great. And, the two things that really disappointed me about this DVD is that 1, there are nor in-scene points on the DVD and 2, the only way to watch the DVD uninterrupted is to play it straight through. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 12/9/2004:
If you have a genie fetish then I think this dvd will be just what you need to sratch that itch! What a great group of lovelies you have to choose from, Sammie Rhodes, Missy Monroe, Katie Morgan, and Brittany Skye to name just four. So get ready, rub your "special lamp" and watch the babes pour out! Brittany Skye: Ok we start with this sexy blond and after the guy has released her we watch as she wastes little time in kissing him and this scene is actually her wish coming true! Brittany unleashes her boobs for a quick suck then it's on to her pussy for some licking before Miss Skye gets to suck some cock. As for sex check out the great cowgirl shot, awesome views of her bootie from the floor. You also get a fine reverse cowgirl, then doggie, and they close with some mish before the guys pops across her belly and tits. [read the full review]
Boxcover for My Playtoy 3
(4.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Brian Surewood, Kris Slater, Selena Silver, Lauren Phoenix
Studio: Digital Skin
Directed by: Dan Silver
Release date: 9/13/2004
My Playtoy 3 review summaries:
MD James'
review from 1/22/2005:
Title: My Playtoy #3 Released by: Smash Pictures/Digital Skin Reviewed by MD James "My Playtoys" should be the correct title of this interactive sex simulator, because here you get TWO sex simulators for the price of one. Now when this reviewer saw that this DVD featured both Lauren Phoenix and Adult DVD Talks own celebrity reviewer Selena Silver, I knew I had to check this one out, and I certainly wasnt disappointed with what I saw. First things first: kudos to Smash Pictures/Digital Skin for NOT force-feeding us trailers when the DVD starts! Instead, right after the prerequisite FBI warning, we go right to the title scene, featuring both lovely ladies. Sadly, though, this is the ONLY time that you will see both women at the same time. Once you get past lengthy intro video, you get to the main menu. Sadly, there are not many options here. Click on Start and you go right to Selena playing with herself in "nice" mode. There are no pretenses or games to play to get to the sex on this DVD, which is another big plus. [read the full review]
astroknight's
review from 10/8/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: approx. 190 min. split over two angles Production Date: 8 / 17 / 2004 Director: Dan Silver Cast: Selena Silver, Lauren Phoenix, Nick East, Kris Slater, and Brian Surewood The Short Story Initial Expectations: I cant help but have sky high expectations for this one. To start with, Dan Silver really impressed me with Easy Prey. Ive also been really impressed with Selena Silver and Lauren Phoenix lately. Finally, I had several questions from Smash on interactive DVDs, so I cant wait to see what theyve done here! Initial Reaction: It has a few problems, but its easily the best Playtoy so far. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an interactive DVD that puts more emphasis on the nasty then the nice Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a flawless interactive DVD The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, although there are a couple spots which feel just a little hollow. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 10/1/2004:
Well guys and gals it's time for some Virtual fun where YOU the viewer get to direct how a scene goes, what you see-- there are choices but you can arrange the order in which they flow. Like other virtual dvd the girls, in this case Selena Silver and Lauren Phoenix, can be nice or they can be naughty. Trust me now when I say you will want to watch Lauren Phoenix's scene in nasty mode!! Just from watching I sensed Lauren to be the more aggressive performer with her demeanor, dirty talk, energy while Selena was more sensual and seductive even when she was being "nasty". You have many, many choices with these girls ranging from striptease, fingers, dildo anal, a vibrator, hand jobs, masturbation, foot jobs, and finally sex acts of which there are 3. You get missionary, doggie, and reverse cowgirl with the girls taking the pipe in both holes. The RC looks like Cowgirl since you are staring at her ass while she's riding your schlong. [read the full review]