Twat Squad Review

Reviewed by James Raven  on  7/3/2005

I rented this movie because I had enjoyed a Colossal picture before called "Fuckaroos", which featured a Kinzie Kenner scene which was once of the better scenes I have seen in my recent porno history. Dan Silver seems to like to throw a little plot with his porn, which is a refreshing change of pace. I saw that TWAT (trained whores against terrorism) SQUAD featured Lauren Phoneix, Samantha Ryan, Kelly Kline, and Trina Micheals and a few others. Sounds like good shit to me.

First scene, Lauren and Sam Ryan are together (!) They are police assigned to investigate a murder of a guy with a nude chalk outline. Van Damage pulls out his schlong and says "what do u think of this?" And Samantha Ryan smiles and says "it looks like we are in for a fucking good time!" Lauren and Samantha look good in the unis and this is a great pairing. I can't get enough Lauren Phoneix, the best part of her act, besides her huge ass (which is filmed quite well here) is that she talks shit the whole time Samantha is sucking dick or getting fucked. This is a great scene.

Roxanne Hall and Kurt Lockwood are next. I have never seen Roxanne Hall before, which is fucked up because I watch a lot of porno, and it looks like she is a veteran. But a hot veteran. I am not a fan of Kurt Lockwood's constant shoving of his ass in his partners face for rimming, but Roxanne looked great here. Bush DVD has 174 Roxanne Hall movies, I think I will be checking out a few more.

Kelly Kline and Shy Love and Justin Magnum. Kelly Kline looks so damn good here. I think she has the best cooch in porn. Shy is nice, but I just watched Double D POV last week and saw enough of her to tide me over. Great scene, I might have liked it better just with Kelly Kline.

Brittany Skye and Jal ValJean Brittany Skye is perfect for a movie like this. The only bad thing is that Jal is almost prettier than she is. I am only kidding but if u ever wondered what the singer of Skid Row would look like doing porno rent a movie with this guy. Brttiany looks hot in her cop outfit its a decent scene.

Trina Michaels and Joey Ray. If you want to love Trina u have to love anal and big ass implants. On her I love both. This scene is nothing special, but I don't really get tired of seeing Trina in action.

A fun movie with a little harmless plot make this enjoyable to rent or buy. The Lauren and Sam Ryan scene is one of the best I have seen recently. It's a good movie if u ever wanted to date a cop or at least get handcuffed by one.