Reviews of Union Jaxxx Movies with Trailers (3)
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Cathy Berry, Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, Kelly Watts, Geoff Pearce
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Directed by: Phil Barry
Release date: 4/14/2003
Previews: Previews
Saturday Night Beaver plus Tit-Fuck Frenzy review summaries:
astroknight's
Saturday Night Beaver Running Time: 45 min. Production Date: 7 / 28 / 2001 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, and Kelly Watts Initial Expectations: For some reason, rather than sounding fun this one scares the heck out of me. Initial Reaction: This beaver isnt going to find much wood. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a bit to be desired. The first scene has a bit of background noise that makes it sounds as if it was done in a subway restroom. The balance is okay, but nothing too great. The video is also okay. There arent many technical problems, but the angles normally leave much to be desired. Music: The music is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a slightly techno feel to it. Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature, which is extremely annoying. Luckily theres three chapters, which means you can move around the feature a little. [read the full review]
review from 4/17/2003:
Saturday Night Beaver Running Time: 45 min. Production Date: 7 / 28 / 2001 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Lisa Cumings, Gary Long, Keith Burton, and Kelly Watts Initial Expectations: For some reason, rather than sounding fun this one scares the heck out of me. Initial Reaction: This beaver isnt going to find much wood. Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves more than a bit to be desired. The first scene has a bit of background noise that makes it sounds as if it was done in a subway restroom. The balance is okay, but nothing too great. The video is also okay. There arent many technical problems, but the angles normally leave much to be desired. Music: The music is very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a slightly techno feel to it. Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature, which is extremely annoying. Luckily theres three chapters, which means you can move around the feature a little. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Angel Long, Karina Clarke, Pete LeMeat, Michelle Thorne
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Release date: 12/11/2002
Previews: Previews
A.E.R. Adult Entertainment Robot 1 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Angel Long, Jane Whitehouse, Pete Le Meat, Taylor-J., Rebecca Smyth, Lucy Law, Lee Henshaw, Karina Clark, Stephanie Grany, Sahra Wright, Laura Meadows, Beth Thornton, Justin Round, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed with anything from Union Jaxxx yet, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Perhaps the only thing more cleverly invented than the AERs is the fast forward button. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something cheesy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something very hot or well done Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly well done. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, but there are a few areas where the sound gets a little jumbled. The video has a slight bit of grain, but is normally very well lit. Music: Theres a little music, but its kept very quiet in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. [read the full review]
review from 4/18/2003:
Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Angel Long, Jane Whitehouse, Pete Le Meat, Taylor-J., Rebecca Smyth, Lucy Law, Lee Henshaw, Karina Clark, Stephanie Grany, Sahra Wright, Laura Meadows, Beth Thornton, Justin Round, and Frazer Fox Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed with anything from Union Jaxxx yet, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Perhaps the only thing more cleverly invented than the AERs is the fast forward button. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for something cheesy Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something very hot or well done Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly well done. The audio is normally clear and well balanced, but there are a few areas where the sound gets a little jumbled. The video has a slight bit of grain, but is normally very well lit. Music: Theres a little music, but its kept very quiet in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic. [read the full review]
British and Barely 18 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: June 2002 Director: None Listed Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and an uncredited black guy and blonde Initial Expectations: When I met the people at Union Jaxxx at the Adult Expo, they seemed offended when I asked if they were on just VHS or both VHS and DVD. They told me they were only on DVD since theyre looking to the future. With that kind of attitude, I cant help but go in with some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos main concern is watching somebody theyve never seen before. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes that feel a little different from each other. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color footage. Music: The music, which isnt in all of the feature, is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]
review from 2/1/2003:
Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: June 2002 Director: None Listed Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and an uncredited black guy and blonde Initial Expectations: When I met the people at Union Jaxxx at the Adult Expo, they seemed offended when I asked if they were on just VHS or both VHS and DVD. They told me they were only on DVD since theyre looking to the future. With that kind of attitude, I cant help but go in with some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos main concern is watching somebody theyve never seen before. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes that feel a little different from each other. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color footage. Music: The music, which isnt in all of the feature, is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. [read the full review]