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Reviews of Celestial Productions Movies by Stoney Curtis (11)

Boxcover for Oriental Chicks Crave Chocolate Dicks
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jack Napier, Sledge Hammer, Jayna Oso, Tia Tanaka, Scarlett Ventura, Jasmine Leah, Kia Kalani
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 6/5/2006
Oriental Chicks Crave Chocolate Dicks review summaries:
picman's
review from 9/24/2006:
Oriental Chicks Crave Chocolate Dicks Prologue I turn my attention back to the fine women of the Orient, and Stoney Curtis' take on them. I get to indulge my Tia Tanaka jones, as she graces the cover. Her best friend, Scarlett Ventura is also on hand. Jasmine Leigh and Kea Kulani get another screening for me, but the icing on the cake is Jayna Oso. Always a welcome sight. I just hope the guys are up for this. Tia Tanaka opens the show with a huge Snickers bar, telling us she's craving chocolate dick. Incredibly cute and sexy in a faux black corset and micro mini skirt with white thigh highs, she gives us a little tease and cameltoe wedgie before stripping. Tia displays the kind of perfection that only a nineteen year old can possess. Stoney leads her through a couple of positions and suggests she go into the house to meet Jack. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Appetite For Ass Destruction 2 (Lethal Hardcore)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Talon, Sandra Romain, Dirty Harry, Melissa Lauren, Poppy Morgan, Vanessa Lane, Allie Sin, Mario Casini
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 11/25/2004
Previews: Previews
Appetite For Ass Destruction 2 (Lethal Hardcore) review summaries:
bono-ONE's
review from 12/18/2004:
After my last trip out to Porn Valley I came away most impressed with this girl Poppy Morgan and to that point had only seen perhaps one scene with her. The scene I saw her shoot while there was very good plus this cute English girl did some serious anal action with plenty of A2M. So when I got back home I've been actively looking for scenes starring this lovely girl and this release came out so I grabbed it. I see two other girls I met while out in LA, Melissa Lauren and Sandra Romain, are in this so I feel real good about this one. This is my first time watching a Celestial release that I'm aware of so let's get going. I was quite impressed with the menus and upon clicking on one you are offered a well spread out area listing your options for that scene. You get all the positions listed which might please you and might not, I liked the look regardless. Now are you ready for some porn!! Sandra Romain: This lovely woman leads us off and wisely we get a shot of her ass right away then Sandra in her sexy accent introduces herself. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Swallow My Black Load
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Mariesa Arroyo, Renee Pornero, Julian More, Jordan Styles, Sally Rodeo
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 4/21/2004
Swallow My Black Load review summaries:
dirty_flea's
review from 6/24/2004:
Title: Swallow My Black Load! Produced/Directed by: Brian Williams Starring: Renee Pornero and Sally Rodeo, Jordan Styles, Juliann Moore, Miss Arroyo, and the males donor: Brian Pumper, Tee Reel, Sledgehammer. Here is another really bad interracial cum swallowing video and the only different between this and White Girls Suck and Swallow is that this has the sex scenes. There are only four scenes in the gonzo. The girls arent very attractive and the director should start yelling Where is the Cum!! . That is all you need to know to avoid renting and buying this DVD or video. [read the full review]
Boxcover for 12 On One
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Penelope, Sophia, Haley, Delilah, Lee Stone, Lisa Marie, Jackie Moore, Lauren Phoenix, Brianna Blaze, Ava Devine, Nautica Thorn, Katrina Kraven, Lena Juliett, Haley Paige
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 2/10/2004
12 On One review summaries:
James Raven's
review from 6/27/2005:
Ok, so if you are like me you get bored of seeing tons of the same kinda of porno movies, but once in awhile i need a change of pace. So, a reverse gangbang sounded pretty good to me.. If i can disappoint one woman in bed...why not 6??????????????? In this movie the premise is that one guy, Lee Stone, gets to bang six chicks at a time. In the first round he gets to pound Jackie Moore, Sophia, Ava Devine, Nautica Thorn, and Lisa Marie, and a Deliah chick. And in the second one u have Lauren Phoneix, Haley Paige, Katrina Kraven, Brianna Blaze, some chick named Penelope and Lena Julieet. Now if u added up the times I whacked it to several of these chicks individually throughout their porno careers the number would be ridicoulous. 1 porno chick on me would be great, 2 would be a dream come true, but 6! What the fuck would i do? I think the toughest part of this movie was to film it. Getting 6 chicks on on dick is a little tough, so it looks like in the next version he switched to 3 scenes of 4 chicks in each. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Anal Cumsumption
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alberto Rey, Jessi, Lyla Lei, Andrew Riviera, Jackie Moore, Dick Delaware, Demi Marx, Jamie Brooks, Katrina Kraven, Falco Zito
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 1/31/2004
Previews: Previews
Anal Cumsumption review summaries:
mr october's
review from 5/1/2004:
RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: anal cumsumption comes from director stoney curtis at lethal hardcore and celestial productions. this movie promises "six girls dinking the ass cream pie." considering that billing and the movie's title, i'm expecting to see mostly anal sex and each scene ending with ass cream pies being eaten. SCENE 1: demi marx and jamie brooks with two males. introduction. demi marx is 18, has shorter brown hair and is from california. jamie brooks is 21, has longer blond hair and is from england. each is wearing a bra, thong underwear and platform heels. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Fresh Young Meat 3
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sarah, Chrissy, Teri, Dusty
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 11/27/2002
Fresh Young Meat 3 review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
review from 2/20/2004:
Reviewing porn movies can be an exasperating ordeal, particularly when it comes to identifying the performers. Take, for example, Fresh Young Meat #3. The first actress is Dusty, but she is introduced as Sarah or Sahara (I couldnt really decipher) by her partner (who is not identified on the box or in the credits, but who I believe is Joey Ray). Shes got long, blond hair, a tailbone tat and a set of fake tits. The attractive girl and her partner do the usual position changes in a kitchen while the director, Brian Cheeks Williams (no problem identifying him), makes occasional comments. Dusty takes a facial to end a decent scene. Next up is Chrissy, who is really Pantera, the gorgeous Russian platinum blond. She apparently only works with her s/o, Maverick (who, again, is not identified anywhere). Chrissy is tall, has a fantastic slim, natural body with perfect tits. Lets just say Maverick doesnt. She takes a facial to end a very good scene. Slim Shady (also not in the credits) introduces brunette Teri next, but she says her name is Tori. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Fast Times At Deep Crack High 6
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark, Angel, Ashley, Samantha, Paris, Kacey, Tristen, Sledge Hammer, Joey Ray, August, Angela Crystal, Aussie
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 6/12/2002
Fast Times At Deep Crack High 6 review summaries:
MLyons'
review from 9/21/2002:
Fast Times at Deep Crack High #6 MLyons Reviews Studio Celestial Productions Director Stoney Curtis Cast Paris, Samantha, Ashley, August, Angela, Angel, Kacey, Joey Rae, Sledge Hammer, Tristen, Mark, Aussie Genre Barely Legal, Gonzo, All Sex, Cheerleaders, Anal Audio/Video Average--See Below Extras Photo Gallery, Trailers--See Below. Music Minimal--only used between scenes. DVD Format One single sided, single layer disc Condoms None Female Orgasms Two (??) in August and Angela's Scene (#3) THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Moderate raincoaters and fans of barely legal, all sex movies with little or no plot who have a high tolerance for poor camera work. THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR Heavy duty raincoaters looking for double penetrations and deep throating, and softer-core, fans who don't like young girls, facials, or are looking for the next great adult feature. IF YOU LIKED THIS TITLE, YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE [read the full review]
Boxcover for Fast Times at Deep Crack High 5
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julian, Jessie, Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Herschel Savage, Friday, Tommi Rose, Cherry Rose, Slim Shady, Jodie Moore
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 5/17/2002
Fast Times at Deep Crack High 5 review summaries:
Black Panther's
review from 3/20/2005:
Running Time: 2:03 minutesProduction Date: 2001Studio: Celestial ProductionsDirector/Producer: Stoney CurtisExtras: Was hoping for something new, but got the usual play, chapters, slide shows, previews, and internet info. Companies should always be putting more extras into films. This film is about 4 years old though.First Impressions: Don't know how I've missed this series all these years, but if the rest are anywhere near as hot as this one, I'll be checking them all out. Never heard of director Stoney Curtis, but I can't wait to see more of his work now. Got this mainly on the strengths of Friday & Tommi Rose. Aurora in the mix never hurts either. The Scenario: The film is an obvious play on the mainstream film "Fast Times At Ridgemont High." Its very very loosely based at best. It does have similar theme music to it, if not a the exact same though replayed. The theme is college girls, well I hope college girls. Sex Scene #1: Lee Stone and Tommi Rose are husband & wife teachers who give Cheerleader Friday passing grades by fucking her. Friday wasn't complaining believe me. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Hot Bods & Tail Pipe 22
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Mika Tan, Daniella Rush, Amythiest, Michele Raven, Kimberly Franklin, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Monica Sweetheart, Jessie J., Angela Crystal, Tristan Segal
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 5/7/2002
Previews: Previews
Hot Bods & Tail Pipe 22 review summaries:
Nutty Buddy's
review from 6/13/2002:
Title: Hot Bods & Tail Pipe 22/ Interracial Edition Cast: Monika Sweetheart, Daniella Rush, Angela Crystal, Jessie J., Kimberly, Mika Tan, Michele Raven, Amy Thiest, Sledgehammer, Brian Pumper, Tristen & Mr. Marcus Studio: Celestial Productions Director: Stoney Curtis Action: Straight, Anal, P2M, A2M, Facials Scene 1 Michele Raven, Mika Tan & A Guy: It starts off on the road & Michele & Mika drive along side Stoneys car. They blahzay blah out the window & end up stopping to talk. Mika Tan is Asian of course, wearing a mini skirt & high heels. Michele Raven is a dark haired girl with a tounge ring, wearing a light blue mini skirt & high heels. Stoney & the guy he was driving with hop in Mika & Micheles truck. Mika drives while masturbating & Michele blows the guy in the backseat. He returns the favor & eats her out while Stoney talks to Mika. It cuts to a room with Mika & Michele stripping down to their heels & fooling around. Mika eats out Michele while the guy fucks her doggystyle. He then simultaneously eats out Mika from the back & fingers Michele. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Fast Times at Deep Crack High 2
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Delfin, Claudia Adkins, Ava Moreles
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 9/12/2001
Fast Times at Deep Crack High 2 review summaries:
Aaryanna's
review from 11/12/2002:
Nice Ass! After having my appreciation for anal sex heightened by Fast Times at Deep Crack High (the original), I thought I'd give #2 a try (get it?). This issue has some really cute girls. Aurora Snow is one of my favorites. Nichole Sheraton and Gwen Summers appear together in the second scene -- and again in the movie's outstanding slide show. (Yes, slide show!) The girls really appear to enjoy taking a dick into every hole (sometimes in succession). And the first two scenes have some really nice girl/girl action, which I always love. The movie opens with Aurora Snow going to a gym, and exercising in her cheerleading outfit -- without any panties -- as a means of seducing Mark Davis, a guy she has her eye on. It works. Guys are so easy. As an aside, if I were to ever come back in my next life as a porno movie actress, I'd want to make love to Aurora. Gina Ryder (a cute brunette), however, gets to do it for me. They take turns sucking Mark's dick -- and Aurora is one of the best I've ever seen at giving head. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Fast Times at Deep Crack High 1
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Bobby Vitale, Dave Hardman, Sabrina, Taylor St. Clair, Scott, Nina, Erik Everhard, April Flowers, Catalina, Jade Marcela, Brandy, Alliyah Yi, Envy Mi
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Release date: 3/19/2001
Fast Times at Deep Crack High 1 review summaries:
SheilaZ's
review from 12/7/2002:
Better than Sex! My husband loves (watching) anal sex. It took me a while to acquire a taste, but Fast Times at Deep Crack High #1 certainly helped. There is a pair of nice two-girl threesomes, the first with Nina and Sabrina playfully sharing Bobby Vitales cock. Both girls are really cute, and only Nina does anal, but the girls kiss and eat each other, which was great. April and Jade Marcela fuck Erik Everhard and kiss to share his cum. Two Oriental babes have a girl-only twosome. Brandy, a gorgeous brunette, enjoys two guys (one being her real life husband). And in my favorite scene, Taylor St. Clair (whom I love) plays a stepmother sharing her tennis instructor (TT Boy) with her step daughter, Catalina -- with Taylor and Catalina kissing each other -- as TT fucks them in their asses. [read the full review]
Aaryanna's
review from 10/4/2002:
When I first saw this movie not too long ago, I was surprised to discover just how much I enjoyed its fun depiction of anal sex. The girls are cute (which always helps). And the numerous up-their-skirt shots early on really served to pique my interest. Maybe it was the silly "Deep Crack High" monogrammed cheerleading outfits that they wore; maybe it was the excellent (professionally shot) slide show of the movie's three cutest babes; or maybe it was the copious amounts of girl/girl loving in the opening scene (and a later vignette) that did it for me. But when you combine all three in a flick which energetically explores beautiful girls fucking -- in both their pussies and their asses -- it's hard not to walk away with a greater appreciation for the joys of (watching) anal sex. The opening scene was easily my favorite. Bobby Vitale coerces two cute babes, Sabrina (a brunette) and Nina (a blonde), to have sex with him by promising to take them to a party. Both women are absolutely gorgeous. [read the full review]