Oriental Chicks Crave Chocolate Dicks Review
Celestial Productions
Studio: Celestial Productions
Category: Asian , Interracial
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Starring: Jack Napier, Sledge Hammer, Jayna Oso, Tia Tanaka, Scarlett Ventura, Jasmine Leah, Kia Kalani
Released on: 6/5/2006
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Reviewed by picman on 9/24/2006
| Oriental Chicks Crave Chocolate Dicks |
| Prologue I turn my attention back to the fine women of the Orient, and Stoney Curtis' take on them. I get to indulge my Tia Tanaka jones, as she graces the cover. Her best friend, Scarlett Ventura is also on hand. Jasmine Leigh and Kea Kulani get another screening for me, but the icing on the cake is Jayna Oso. Always a welcome sight. I just hope the guys are up for this. |
 Tia
Tanaka opens the show with a huge Snickers bar, telling us she's
craving chocolate dick. Incredibly cute and sexy in a faux black corset
and micro mini skirt with white thigh highs, she gives us a little tease
and cameltoe wedgie before stripping. Tia displays the kind of perfection
that only a nineteen year old can possess. Stoney leads her through a couple
of positions and suggests she go into the house to meet Jack. I wonder if
Tia knows what she's in for? Tia's confident she can handle his big dick
without ever having seen it. She lays back for some last minute pussy play,
then takes her game inside, coming face to face with one of the biggest
dicks in the history of porn. Jack teases Tia a little before putting his
soft dick into her mouth for a taste. He works over her hot body with his
mouth and heads south for Tia's sweet muffin. Gotta lick it before you stick
it, especially if you want to fit Jack's dick in there. Tia squats on the
floor and gags herself on Jack's growing member. It barely fits in her mouth,
but Tia makes repeated attempts at jamming it into her throat. This doesn't
seem to be one of Jack's good wood days, but he manages to stuff his fat
cock into her little pussy, which makes nice wet sounds, along with thighs
slapping, as she rides him in CG. Tia takes the cock with force and balls
deep, then P2M. Cut to modified spoon, then mish, as the big chocolate stick
disappears into her tiny body. Jack pounds away and Tia has a screaming
orgasm, then another P2M. Cut to RC, Tia's hot juices coating Jack's cock,
intensity evident on her face as she begs to suck his cock again. Another
cut to doggy penetration, dick pumping hard and fast. Tia cums again as
Jack flat out rails her. He goes up and over, then pulls Tia to the floor
for more head. Back on the couch for mish insertions to show Tia's gaping
pussy, going back and forth to her mouth. Jack pounds the opened hole, burying
himself to the hilt over and over again. Cut to a titty fuck designed to
bring the load, and Jack squeezes out a couple of dollops of thick cream
into Tia's mouth. Stoney has her gargle, swallow, and give some PCH to drain
the pipe completely.Tia puts in an awesome performance highlighted by her sheer fearlessness. It's a shame that Jack couldn't maintain good solid wood throughout, but amazing how hard he fucked her when he was solid. |
 Scarlett
Ventura greets us, identifies herself, and says she's from Indonesia.
By way of The Valley, for sure. Scarlett is tall and busty, wearing a dark
gray halter and matching plaid mini-skirt. She shows us what nature has
blessed her with and plays with those wonderful endowments. Stoney gives
her some baby oil to shine those suckers up. Scarlett's not finished with
show and tell as she pulls her panties aside to display her hot twat. She
pulls down the underwear to give us a rear view of glorious gash. Some masturbation
helps Scarlett work up a lather for black dick, which gets provided by Julius
Ceazher. Scarlett licks and sucks the fat truncheon, getting a little nasty
with the spit. You know Scarlett really enjoys her titties as she's constantly
fondling them during the bj. She sits down on Julius in CG and works the
cock slow and deep. When he does the driving, the pace quickens and Scarlett
doesn't know what to do with her body, twisting and turning, grasping at
air. Cut to doggy, Scarlett looking to be on fire as Julius rails, at times
looking like he's trying to drive his nuts through her. Cut to RC and a
spectacular view of Scarlett's titties shaking. P2M, then a mish insertion.
Her tits wobble as Julius fucks as hard as he can, then Scarlett's legs
get peeled back for deeper penetration. No matter how hard or deep Julius
gets, she's down for it, and wants more. Scarlett gets to her knees to take
Julius' pop with tongue out, and he pretty much manages to miss it almost
entirely as he spouts mostly onto her tits. Scarlett drains the hose and
rubs the cum into her chest.I really like this girl. She may have a ways to go in terms of technique, but she never strikes any false notes. Scarlett Ventura loves to fuck, and she has a body that can drain men's souls. |
 Jasmine
Leigh starts out her scene by punching a hole in the big black
dick mystique by saying that white guys are big too. She loves dick, and
is obviously just happy to be there. Jasmine's got nice "C" cups which she
proudly displays and plays with. She shows her butt, and pretty pussy adorned
with clit jewelry. That is one sweet looking little snapper, and Jasmine
does some masturbating to warm us all up. She's pumping two fingers and
rubbing her cornhole when Sledge Hammer comes up and raps her ass with his
big cock, then pours baby oil on her raised butt. Jasmine asks for a spanking
and Hammer does it with his dick. He oils up her titties and licks her erect
nipples. Jasmine grabs his dick and provides some oral treats. She tries
to stuff that fat monster down her throat, but that ain't gonna happen.
Sledge leads Jasmine into the house so she can get comfortable while he
licks her pussy. It looks like he's doing a good job, as Jasmine is moaning
and stroking her body. They get into a 69 and Jasmine declares her love
of chocolate. Hammer lays into her in mish, stretching her little fuckhole
and bringing her whole body to life. Jasmine really gets into it, strumming
her clit and tweaking a nipple. Hammer picks her up for some aerial fucking,
then sets down for a CG ride. Sledge does most of the work from underneath
and Jasmine's just hanging on for dear life. When she takes over the driving,
Jasmine seems to be possessed, bobbing and rocking on the big pole. P2M
on the cum covered cock. Cut to an RC penetration. There's a relentless
pounding from underneath and Jasmine's going crazy, albeit with canned lines
that tie into the video's theme. P2M, then doggy. Not much depth in this
position. Jasmine's pussy could be getting worn out. Short, fast strokes,
and a cut to mish. Jasmine scampers to the floor to take Hammer's ball blast
on her tongue, which she lets slide down onto her body. PCH and yanky cranky
till the fade.Jasmine seemed to be into this physically, but her vocals were all prefabbed. No question she got a good reaming here. I just wish she didn't feel she had to convince us of it. |
 Kea
Kulani, a Hawaiian, is wearing a white bustier styled bra and denim
mini-skirt. She describes her oral technique, then gets led upstairs to
meet her chocolate dick. First, she has to put on a little striptease. Kea's
tits are very nice, and she has pronounced tan lines, which Stoney seems
to be hooked on. She steps out of her skirt and writhes on the couch while
touching her pussy. Tyler Knight arrives and settles between Kea's thighs
to taste some Polynesian pussy. For her part, Kea gets to showcase her bj
skills on his chocolate bar. Cut to a 69, then a CG mount. It's a tight
fit as they work it in, but Kea's up to speed in no time. She takes to Tyler's
hole stretcher like a duck to water and invites a vigorous fucking. Tyler
fiends on her swinging mammaries, then picks Kea up for an aerial pounding.
P2M, then RC. They hold this position for a good spell, varying the control
and speeds. Tyler tips Kea over into spoon and digs her out balls deep.
He rails her savagely from this position, then offers his wet cock for her
to taste. Cut to doggy, then up and over. More P2M, a return to cunt lapping,
and mish penetration. Tyler bangs the shit out of Kea, then draws her to
the floor for cum. He paints her face by rubbing his spurting cock around
her mouth. Kea gives him some PCH in gratitude for a good fuck.A lot of similarities to the scene before it with one major difference. Tyler was clearly into Kea's body, fondling her tits every chance he got. He also had a lot of positive things to say about her as they fucked. It made for a very lively scene. |
 Jayna
Oso says she loves big, black cock. Now, I know she's saying that
for the theme of the video, but I can testify that it's the honest truth.
She's a wanton slut for large ebony dicks. As always, Jayna's body seems
to be alive with anticipation. Nipples are hard, and she seems to be twitching
as she displays her wares. Jayna also lets us know that anal is on the menu.
She unwraps a chocolate to play with while masturbating and receives a visit
from Jean Claude Batiste, who goes down on her ready pussy. Jayna wants
it straight to the "A", but Jean wants to devour her body first. With no
ceremony, Jayna mounts the bed on all fours and sticks her ass out, making
it impossible for Jean to deny her wishes. He drives right up her elastic
pooper and Jayna gasps with delight. Jean goes up and over, driving her
lube and pussy drool down Jayna's crack for a very lewd visual. A2M, Jean
burying his cock deep in her throat. He goes back to the up and over in
a side reverse. He really digs out that fudge tunnel, then goes back to
a more conventional up and over, Jayna blathering about her love of chocolate.
Another A2M, then an RCA mount, Jayna spanking her pussy. She gives her
dirt road a savage pounding, then lays back for Jean to drive, pushing her
ass on his cock for greater effect. He picks her up for an aerial blast,
then A2M upon landing. Jean spits in her hole and porks it in a side entry.
With his usual litany of "little slut" in French, Jean pounds Jayna for
all he's worth while she jills her pussy and almost hyperventilates from
the action. Her constant reference to chocolate takes on new meaning in
light of this deep reaming she's taking. Jayna sucks his cock right down
her throat and lets Jean do a little face fucking. Cut to Jayna sticking
her ass out and asking for a pussy fuck for a change. Jean licks it before
he sticks it, banging her box hard. He's really bringing it and Jayna's
biting the sheets, cumming hard on his cock. She mounts him in CG and continues
the impaling. Jean picks her up and shows no mercy as he swings his dick
as hard as he can. He lays her back down and spears Jayna in mish. Cut to
Jayna two handing Jean's loaded weapon, coaxing his load directly into her
mouth. This is shot POV from the top down and it's hard to see the results
hanging off her chin, but looks like Jean gave Jayna a nice taste. Jayna
ends up with the chocolate bar and Jean's cock in her mouth.How good is Jayna Oso? Jean Claude managed to utter a string of superlatives along the way besides "little slut", which included "formidable". Many women act like they like anal, but Jayna is the real deal. She looks like she lives for this action and this scene is a keeper. |
| Epilogue This was a pretty strong effort by Stoney Curtis. A couple of very good scenes. A couple of average scenes. And one smoker. I do wish that he, and other directors like him, would dispense with the constant referencing of the title. Get it over with in the tease/interview portion and just let the girls communicate in a more personal manner exclusively. It really does sound stupid, and is very annoying. That said, the excitement with Tia and Scarlett couldn't be dampened by canned blather, and they interjected enough real exclamations to stoke up their scenes even more. It really weighed down Jasmine and Kea's scenes, but they took pretty good reamings anyway. They really didn't appeal to me as much as the other women in the video, so that also detracted a bit. Jayna was in a different world from everybody else. She made Jean Claude raise his game, and he responded admirably. I don't think it's very often that Jayna Oso is in a scene, that it isn't the most frantic and exciting of the disk. Certainly not this time, either. Many women claim to love anal. Jayna makes me believe it. |
| The Disk There are trailers, photo gallery and outtakes. Outtakes consist of the taking of "pretty girls", action stills and some wardrobe choices. |
| Recommendation This is a good video and warrants a look see. Definitely a candidate for rental. |
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