Fast Times At Deep Crack High 6 Review

Fast Times at Deep Crack High #6

MLyons Reviews

Studio

Celestial Productions

Director

Stoney Curtis

Cast

Paris, Samantha, Ashley, August, Angela, Angel, Kacey, Joey Rae, Sledge Hammer, Tristen, Mark, Aussie

Genre

Barely Legal, Gonzo, All Sex, Cheerleaders, Anal

Audio/Video

Average--See Below

Extras

Photo Gallery, Trailers--See Below.

Music

Minimal--only used between scenes.

DVD Format

One single sided, single layer disc

Condoms

None

Female Orgasms

Two (??) in August and Angela's Scene (#3)

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT

Moderate raincoaters and fans of barely legal, all sex movies with little or no plot who have a high tolerance for poor camera work.

THOSE WHO SHOULD STEER CLEAR

Heavy duty raincoaters looking for double penetrations and deep throating, and softer-core, fans who don't like young girls, facials, or are looking for the next great adult feature.

IF YOU LIKED THIS TITLE, YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

Other volumes in the Fast Times series (Celestial Productions), the Grrl Power series (Kick Ass Pictures), the Barely Legal series (Hustler).

PREFACE:
I might give off the impression that I’m a somewhat un-attentive porn fan when I say this, but I hadn’t really heard of Stoney Curtis until I ran across this series’ title in my ever vigilant and tireless quest for more videos in the barely legal genre. Now, certainly I have interest in other genres as well. I don’t like to exclusively devote myself to the fine voyeuristic pursuit of watching beautiful teenage girls doing the naughty-naughty. I’ve been known to dabble in features, strap on themed videos, pro-am, and even the occasional Vivid release. Granted, Vivid’s track record isn’t the best as far as my more perverted tendencies are concerned, but I’ve managed to find the occasional diamond in the rough (Debbie Does New Orleans is a feature in which I think that even many Vivid hatng raincoaters might find something to like). I do admit however, when it comes to my bread and butter porn, it has to center around the young ones...

INTRODUCTION:
Suffice it to say that when I ran across the box covers of Fast Times and Deep Crack High, I immediately drew to attention, especially when I found #4 of the series sporting a cover with one of my current favorite petite young honeys--Jenna Haze--sporting a cheerleader outfit. Pretty much universally--the mixture of cheerleader outfits, young girls and porn is a winning combination in my book. Getting down to business, I have already seen Fast Times at Deep Crack High #4, and although Jenna Haze certainly did the trick, it wasn’t the most fantabulous specimen of a porn video I’ve ever seen. However, when I saw that another of my current favorites--Kacey--was in #6 I decided that the Deep Crack series was good enough to deserve another try. So here I am, with DVD in player, lap top in reach, and remote in hand, ready to make great sacrifices and review another porno for the good of all...

PARIS AND SAMANTHA
The Girls
I’ve seen both these women before, and if I remember correctly I had a vague interest in Paris when I saw her. She is a short haired blonde with really cute, small breasts but not the most flawless skin I’ve ever seen. Samantha has longer blonde hair, and is sporting braids. Not my favorite hairstyle, but hey, to each his own. Samantha is decent looking, but I’m definitely more interested in Paris.
The Action
The two naked blondes are followed into the back yard of a house by a talking man with a camera (presumably, Stoney Curtis). Clearly there’s no fourth wall in this little scene, but there’s still some pretention of a set up, as the girls claim to be worried about someone seeing them. They start out playing with each other, getting a little more serious as they move over to the grass where Paris starts to finger Samantha’s pussy while they both engage in some mildly nasty patter. Mr. Voyeuristic-camera-guy finally discovers the requisite "someone" staring through binoculars at the ladies from the other side of the fence. Paris gets up and through an unfortunate execution of porn dialogue improvisation, she finally coaxes Binoculars-man over and starts giving him a blowjob. Samantha, looking on, decides that she’s going to tell Paris what she wants to see. She certainly has a talent for nasty talk as she eventually joins Paris and wastes no time sitting on his cock in reverse cowgirl. There is some alternation between cock-sucking and various cowgirl themed positions before Paris finally gets on all fours to do the nasty in the ass. Samantha is definitely the catalyst of the scene here as she has quite the talent for dirty talk, Paris gives us a great view of her shaved pussy as she gets her ass fucked RCG before we cut to both girls on their knees as they share a facial--although most of the pop itself lands on Paris.
The Gist
All in all, this is an average scene. Paris is the cuter one, but Samantha is the better performer, and without her to add some energy and dirty talking, I’d have probably been quite bored. Unfortunately, Mr. Voyeuristic Camera Guy isn’t much of a wiz with the camera. There were awkward moments and poor transitions that reeked of poor planning and bad editing. On the bright side, the cuter one gets the anal, and the facial is good.

Paris & Samantha Video Captures
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AHSLEY:
The Girl
Ashley is a fairly cute girl with long straight blond hair and a British accent. She wears the Deep Crack High cheerleader outfit, which you can’t really complain about, and actually has quite the nice little body. She has tiny little tits, but also has a little tattoo on her back over her left shoulder--a bit of a bummer for me, but what-r-ya-gonna-do?
The Action
Ashley is talking to the man behind the camera (let’s just call him "Stoney") about a friend of his she wants to meet. After a painful joke that plays on the original Fast Times movie involving the line "Don’t fuck with it", the long and short of it is that "Jefferson" and Ashley end up in a bedroom room together--of course "Stoney" is on hand to document the encounter. Ashley gets on her knees and sucks "Jefferson"’s cock, which she does fairly well, I might add. The Cheerleader outfit comes off in record time, and before you know it Ashley is on all fours on the bed getting fucked doggy style. A brief cock-sucking transition later, Ashley gets on top and rides him in the CG and then RCG positions. Like Samantha, Ashley has some good talent for dirty talk, but something about British accents really cause me to lose interest. I think it may have to do with my feeling that the girls are somehow less accessible, but for some reason, most of the time, it’s a bit of a turn off. There are, of course, exceptions (most notably Hannah Harper’s scene in Service Animals 4). I digress. As you might expect, Ashley does take it in ass, first missionary, then in RCG before her man finally deposits his load on her tongue. She doesn’t swallow, but it’s a nice load that she allows to dribble down her chin.
The Gist
This is another average scene with an above average looking girl. She exhibits some good energy and although her anal is brief, she does take quite the pounding in the pooper, in addition to some brief A2M interludes.

Ashley Video Captures
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AUGUST AND ANGELA:
The Girls
August is quite the little cutie. She’s American ? , she’s got a very pretty smile and a very perky attitude. She has short dark brown hair and she again is dressed in our favorite cheerleader outfit. Angela is another very pretty girl with blonde curly hair and a foreign accent. In fact, I get the impression she speaks little if any English, but I’m much more interested in her than I was in Ashley, as she is quite pretty.
The Action
Stoney and Tristan are together goggling at August who is doing stretches and various cheerleader type warm ups a good distance away. August realizes that they are checking her out and walks over to them. Tristan, we learn, is a photographer who would love to get August in a room with him. August tells us she has a cute cheerleader friend who would like to be invited to that room as well, and before you know it, all four of them are crowded into (you guessed it) a bedroom! The photos start innocently enough with the girls showing off their cheerleader outfits, but then it gets downright racy as the outfits are shed, and August starts licking and sucking on Angela’s pretty pussy. August finally announces that they need a cock, and asks Stoney to join them. Stoney opts out, calling on Tristan to do the duty. Tristan jumps right in and starts fucking August doggy style. Soon enough, both girls are on their knees sucking his cock. Angela finally lays back on the bed and shows us a gorgeous shaved pussy as Tristan can’t resist putting his cock in her. He fucks her missionary on the bed as August kisses her and plays with her titties. After August declares that it’s "[her] turn now", she gets on top of Tristan for some CG action, while Angela sits on his face. Inevitably, Angela lays on her side on the bed as Tristan enters her rear end and goes to town. Angela looks like she actually comes a few times during the scene, but who can be sure. They wrap it up with some RCG anal for Angela before Tristan saves one cum blast for each of their pretty faces. Angela gets it in the mouth, and August on the cheek.
The Gist
Both of these girls are very cute, and I will definitely need to see what other videos August has done, as I doubt seriously that this is her best scene. On the plus side, we have cute girls and Angela might have actually come a few times, but on the minus side I’m not a big fan of three-somes, and there was nothing here that really made me go "wow". All in all it was an average seen with some pretty girls.

August and Angela Video Captures
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ANGEL:
The Girl
Angel is another cute blonde cheerleader with an accent and a pretty smile. She’s got a tattoo painted squarely on her right buttock, but she’s still hot enough to peak my interest, with nice legs and natural breasts that I find quite yummy.
The Action
Stoney is watching "Jefferson" throw a football around when Angel comes and interrupts them. A short, uninteresting exchange of dialogue later, and we’re back outside Stoney’s house with Angel on all fours while "Jefferson" shows everyone her ass. For once the cheerleader outfit stays on a as she gets on her knees and energetically sucks his cock. They decide it’s too cold and take it inside where Angel mounts him in the CG position. Doggy style follows with some P2M. "Jefferson" asks if he’s ready for his cock up her ass, and she coyly responds that she thinks his cock is too big for her. I must admit she does have a tight little ass, but this porn! And in porn, anything is possible! Suffice it to say that "Jefferson" does manage to squeeze his sizeable cock into her asshole, and since this is porn, she’s "surprised" to find that she likes it. She even goes for the gusto and does some nice ass to mouth before switching positions to missionary and getting it in the ass yet again. This time there’s some gaping. Although I never understood the appeal of the gape, I’m sure many will be interested to know that it is present here. She switches to RCG, and does some more A2M before receiving a fair sized load on her tongue and face. She plays with it for a while before she waves goodbye.
The Gist
This is the hottest scene so far. Angel (although no-where near as beautiful as the Angel we all know and love from 80s porn—but then, who is?) is very hot, and a very energetic performer. Despite her allegations to the contrary, she is quite the anal pro, and really gives a good performance here. She’s got some tattoos, but don’t let that stop you from checking out this scene if you like small, hot blondes who seem to enjoy taking it in the backdoor.

Angel Video Captures
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KACEY:
The Girl
Ahhhh--on to the main event! I’ve seen Kacey before in both Service Animals #s 6 and 9, and in one or two Anabolic releases. She is quite the performer, with quite the "I’m way too innocent" face and a smile that kills. She hasn’t done much, but I sure enjoy watching the stuff she has done. In this particular video, Kacey is dressed in (yes... that’s right) a cheerleader outfit--the same cheerleader outfit that everyone in this movie wears. Although I have no problem with the Deep Crack High theme, I’m sure they could invest a little more in the costumes--if memory serves, many schools have more than one cheerleading uniform... In any case, Kacey is looking cute as ever, albeit not necessarily as slim as some of the others we’ve seen so far. I can certainly appreciate that, however. She has a case of the terrible tailbone tat, but what she lacks in body decoration sensibilities, she more than makes up for with her talent for cock-sucking...
The Action
Stoney is in a car with a buddy of his (who’s name I don’t know). They are talking about his buddy’s girlfriend and how she can be pretty nasty sometimes. Lo and behold, there she is on the side of the road. Kacey is extraordinarily cute, even if she’s not the best actress, and she gets in the car and tells her boyfriend that she needs cock, "NOW". Well, with Kacey it's more like a now?, but verisimillitude is with me today. She proceeds to blow him in the car, right then and there. She gives us a nice preview of what’s to come (although I have to say, I’m not a fan of car sex--you never get a good view of the action). Luckily it isn’t long before we’re outside Stoney’s house again and Kacey is laying back and allowing her boyfriend to play with her pussy and tits. She spreads her legs for him while he fingers her. Her face is so expressive, though that it’s hard for me to keep my eyes off of it. She turns over and he rims her while playing with her pussy. Kacey tells him that it’s time for her to suck his cock, and I for one am not complaining. Although she doesn’t quite go to the extremes that she has in other videos I’ve scene, Kacey sucks a mean cock here. It’s cut short, however by the interruption of a third man, with an Australian accent. He joins them and suddenly Kacey is sucking two cocks instead of one. I love her deepthroating skills, as she opens her mouth wide and tries to take them as deep as she can. We then move on to doggy style, while Kacey sucks one, and is fucked by the other. It’s back inside we go for some anal action, as Kacey gets anally probed in the missionary position while dutifully servicing the second guy with her mouth. Before she does some A2M there’s an unfortunate moment where something happens that causes Kacey some pain. She goes right on with the scene, but you could see on her face that something about that cock coming out of her ass hurt. She switches to RCG as she continues to take cock in both ass and mouth. Finally, it’s anal doggy style. Fortunately for me (unfortunately for others) no DP here, and the two guys predictably come on Kacey’s face.
The Gist
Although Kacey is one of my current favorites, she is not at her best here. Not only did she not look her best, but she didn’t really perform as well as I’ve seen her in other videos. She’s still quite a talent when it comes to blowjobs, and that was as evident as ever here, but in my opinion three-somes (unless Rocco is shooting them) really somehow tend to take the concentration off the woman even if it’s Guy/Guy/Girl. All in all though, a good performance from one of my favorites even if the performers lacked chemistry.

Kacey Video Captures
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DVD QUALITY:
The quality of the picture was passable on this disc, but not fantastic. I have a hard time getting over the bad editing and camera work, but most of the time the picture itself did the scenes justice. The disc I had seemed to have some authoring problems--a common issue with adult DVDs. The main menu would freeze up when left to run too long, and you had to press the menu key to get life out of it again, whereupon it would launch into the trailer sequence. One more press of the menu key would get you back on track though. The sound was poor, but thankfully no music played over the sex scenes, which is always a good thing in my book.

EXTRAS:
There were barely any extras to speak of on this disc. It did include some strangely authored still photos, along with some trailers for other Stoney Curtis efforts, but that was about the extent of it.

OVERALL:
This one started out average, and moved to slightly above average as it went on. The best scene in the movie is the fourth with Angel. She’s a cute little thing who energetically takes an anal pounding. Kacey, while being a favorite of mine, doesn’t give her best performance here, but I certainly wasn’t complaining too much, and her scene is a close second to Angel’s. The rest of the scenes featured a pretty decent cast, but add in the fact that the stories (such as they were) were poorly executed; that the camera work, editing, and direction were clumsy and lacked cohesiveness; and that all of it was stuck on a poorly authored DVD with hardly any extras and this becomes a "just-OK" disc that I would only recommend for rental.