T.J. Longprong has reviewed 2 adult movies .
T.J. Longprong's Movie Reviews (2)
Release date: 9/16/2003
Reviewed on: 9/29/2003
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Starring: Liza Harper, Rick Masters, Ron Jeremy, John West, Ted Hunter, Felicia Fox, Gen Padova, Olivia O'Lovely, Demi Marx, Vandalia, Vicky Vogue, Summer Nite, Cherry Poppens
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: Review: American Gunk: The Shit that Killed the King By T.J. Longprong With his debut American Gunk: The Shit that Killed the King, Guy Capo has turned the porn industry on its head. Along with Evolution Eroticas Tom Byron, this Capo fellow is shaking things up, doing his part to see that we view porn in different ways. What the hell is Capo trying to prove, you may ask? We dont need to hear artists give their opinion on laws and politics, right? Pull this leg, it plays Jingle Bells. If done right as with this wholly unique picture -- mixing entertainment with current events can be informative, provocative and a riot. (Funniest slice from Capos straight-into-the-camera tirade: Four score and suck my dick ago) Gunk, to be sure, is not the same old, run-of-the-mill, generic, lazy bullshit. Its actually political and philosophical, edgy and challenging, funny and smart, creative as hell all without losing its sense of erotica and focus on sex.
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Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003
Studio: Evolution Erotica
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Review: Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion by T.J. Longprong From the annals (or anals, as it were) of EvolutionErotica and the masturbatory mind of Tom Byron comes a DVD whose title leaves little to the imagination: Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion. Although the director may not be anointed Lord Byron just yet, his latest offering is a heterosexuals delight: Hot women who suck cock abandon, welcome cum facials and take this-and-that in the ass. The DVD is a keeper, and should despite its lack of storyline and substance -- eventually take its place among another anal/facial classics. If nothing else, the presence of Taylor Rain alone bumps this one toward the head of the class. This time, the lanky brunette has plenty of hungry company, all of whom have impossibly generous assholes. And from a technical standpoint, were treated to Byrons crisp and clean cinematography (score an assist to chameleon Guy Capo.) The productions spotlighted babes total five: Olivia OLovely, Have You Been Nadia Nyce, Victoria, peerless Ms.
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