The Raven has reviewed 4 adult movies .
The Raven's Movie Reviews (4)
Release date: 10/9/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2004
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Sophia, Jasmine Lynn, Renee Pornero, Ariana Jollee, Jayna Oso, Trixie Kelly
Review brief: This won't be one of those long-winded, scene-by-scene breakdowns. I hate them. They're way too anal-ytical and really quite boring. So, without further adieu, here is my New and Improved patent pending computer generated SEAL Of APPROVAL checklist: Hot Sexy Women: Check Dirty Nasty Anal: Check Voracious Spunk Swallowing: Check Hmmm...sounds like a winner to me! Down the Hatch 11 is easily the best of the series. John Strong had some VERY BIG shoes to fill when he took over this Mike John series, and he exceeds all expectations. The down-and-dirty sex is very well shot and all the women happily eat their fair share of nut butter. If this is the type of thing you like, then what-the-fuck more could you want? I just picked up "Down the Hatch 12".
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Release date: 7/28/2003
Reviewed on: 8/25/2003
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Gisselle, Renee Pornero, Cherry Lane, Katsuni, Betty Sue, Roxy Jezel, Soma, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Madison Moore
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: This title is unbelievably HOT!!! I really love the P.O.V. style, and this disc takes it to a whole new level! Every scene but one features two lovely cock-worshiping ladies doing all the wonderfully nasty things you've come to expect in a Red Light District DVD. I really wonder sometimes why it took so long for the whole P.O.V. thing to come about. It seems like such a natural fit for porn. Face it, most guys don't want to dick around with some ridiculous plot, and they certainly don't just want to sit around and watch some other guy have all the fun. That's why the P.O.V.
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Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 7/19/2003
Studio: Private
Starring: Remigio Zampa, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Krystal de Boor, Benito Boldi, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Directed by: Susi Medusa
Review brief: Well, this is one devout Private/Pirate Video Deluxe/Pirate Fetish Machine fan that absolutely disagrees with the two previous reviewers. The series has taken an unfortunate downturn with the exit of Kovi and the entrance of Susi Medusa. And, believe me, she ain't no Tanya Hyde! Sure, the women are gorgeous, and, for the most part, the sex is pretty hot, but the use of the odd, image-squeezing camera lenses was quite distracting.
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Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 7/5/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jules Jordan, John Strong, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Austin, Friday, Ayana Angel, Austin O'Riley, Olivia O'Lovely, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Well, by now, we all know that Jules knows ass. Right?! We also know that Evil Angel stands for quality. Right?! So, if you love big butts, beautiful women and high-quality product, how can you go wrong with the Jules/Evil combination? The simple answer is: YOU CAN'T! So, it seems to me that the only real criteria for judging this video would be whether you dig the starlets or not. I dig 'em! This edition, sub-titled 'Bottom Heavy', is loaded with beauties sporting big, round jiggly asses*. Just the kind I love! I don't know about you, but a big butt that doesn't shake when it's being pounded, just doesn't do much for me.
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