The magus's Platinum X Pictures Movie Reviews (3)
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/29/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Kylie Ireland, John Strong, Venus, Steve Holmes, Van Damage, Manuel Ferrara, Julie Night, Kurt Lockwood, Tyler Knight, Kayla Marie, Katrina Kraven, Marcos Leon, Jason Horne, Tee Reel
Directed by: Kylie Ireland
Review brief: After ten years and almost 250 movies, Kylie Ireland is enjoying a most remarkable second act in porn. Escaped from the fluffy confines of contract stardom, Kylie, now a producer/director, unleashes all her nasty fantasies in a valentine of a movie to her legion of fans. The Whore Next Door places Kylie at the head of the gonzo class, shes the new Queen of extreme sex. Who would have ever expected this glorious turn of events? At a time when teen starlets come and go with mind boggling speed, Kylie, now in her early 30s, proves that longevity in porn is attainable. Shes more beautiful than ever, and her voluptuousness is at its peak of lusciousness, every round curve deserving of worship. Kylie is in every scene, but at the end I still wanted more. She assures us in her BTS interview that this isnt her grand finale, though Im not sure what she can do to top it. In the opening g/g/g scene, Kylie is roughed up by Venus and Katrina Kraven. They choke her, slap her, spit on her and violate all her holes with furious energy.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 12/26/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Haley, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Jada, Manuel Ferrara, Sandra Romain, Victoria Sin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Haley Paige
Directed by: Jessica Dee
Review brief: Jada Fire provides some delicious tease, showcasing her bazooka boobs that are punctuated by huge aureoles. She is a black girl with demonic soul. She loves all her holes pounded, and her attempts at dirty talk encouragement usually end with a hoarse- voiced "fuck me, motherfucker!" shout. Steve Holmes DPs her with his cock in her ass, and a glass dildo in her pussy. Jada loves the taste of her own ass and pussy, and of Steve's man meat, valiantly stuffing the whole sausage down her throat, with her tongue out, searching for his balls. Jada's braces are the only sign of prior innocence, she has happily succumbed to the depraved life of porn. She takes a big load to the lips, cheek and chin, and smiles sweetly at the camera. Sammi Rhodes got the look, and some big floppy boobs. She has sometimes looked uncomfortable doing the dirty deeds, but not here, as Manuel Ferrara warms her up to the orgasmic delights. She looks really good with his shlong in her face , pretty eyes wide open, but is simply mercurial riding it furiously in cowgirl.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 12/26/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Olivia O'Lovely, Jackie Moore, Kurt Lockwood, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Isabel, Jamie Brooks, Michelle B., Alex Divine, Kami Andrews, Jean Val Jean, Tyla Wynn, Nicki Hunter
Directed by: Kylie Ireland
Review brief: Catch of the Day Steve Holmes has caught Tyla Wynn, stuffed her in the trunk of his car, and takes her home to wife Kami Andrews to play with. Kami has a bubble butt, bangs, and a clever mouth. Tyla is goodnatured, and up for the rough and tumble play acting. At one point Kami inadvertentley knocks her noggin, but Tyla laughs it off with brio. As you can assume from the title, this is an ATOGM movie, lots of dirty cock cleaning, and in this scene, some tongue in gaping asshole delicacies. I will leave it to others to reveal all the pleasures provided here, but I must recount a brief interlude where Kami takes Steve's man meat balls deep, sniffs his groin hair, and then withdraws with a priceless expression of porn star satisfaction. Whore-liquin Romance Jamie Brooks and Michelle B., both blonde English cuties, tussel about, sucking nipples, and fingering pussies. But they need cock, and some long haired romantic type dude joins the fray. The romance turns quickly to cock gagging and anal pounding. Jamie gapes magnificently doing RC anal, while slapping her pussy lips.
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