Whore Next Door, The (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by The Magus  on  1/29/2005

After ten years and almost 250 movies, Kylie Ireland is enjoying a most remarkable second act in porn. Escaped from the fluffy confines of contract stardom, Kylie, now a producer/director, unleashes all her nasty fantasies in a valentine of a movie to her legion of fans. The Whore Next Door places Kylie at the head of the gonzo class, she’s the new Queen of extreme sex. Who would have ever expected this glorious turn of events? At a time when teen starlets come and go with mind boggling speed, Kylie, now in her early 30s, proves that longevity in porn is attainable. She’s more beautiful than ever, and her voluptuousness is at its peak of lusciousness, every round curve deserving of worship.

Kylie is in every scene, but at the end I still wanted more. She assures us in her BTS interview that this isn’t her grand finale, though I’m not sure what she can do to top it. In the opening g/g/g scene, Kylie is roughed up by Venus and Katrina Kraven. They choke her, slap her, spit on her and violate all her holes with furious energy. Venus lights up a cigarette, blows smoke up Kylie’s pussy, and flicks the ashes over her tits. Kylie gets her revenge, placing both girls in pile driver, butt cheeks abutting each other, and pounds their assholes with long dildos. A scorching scene.

Kylie gets DPd, her first time, by Manuel Ferrera and John Strong in every position known to mankind. A one on one scene with Kurt Lockwood is my favorite. There is great chemistry between them, and the anal pounding of Kylie in mish with her legs pulled back, and Kurt slapping her tits and face, is simply electrifying. Roxanne Hall is unrecognizably thin in a b/g/b/g scene that reaches its crescendo with both girls getting ass fucked in reverse cowgirl in the same shot, my favorite thing in porn.

The finale features Kylie’s first gangbang, with seven dudes at my count, and Julie Night and Kayla Marie to perform the fluffing and cum clean up duties. Kylie gets DPd a gazillion times, and throws in a bunch of double vag and double anals to ice the cake. I was in sensory overload.

Great movie, I am in complete awe of Kylie, a scintillating performer at her peak.