Sweet Dave's Wicked Movie Reviews (6)
Release date: 6/24/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Ian Daniels, Leanna Heart, Steve Hatcher, Serenity, Tony Tedeschi, Johnni Black, Steve Drake, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Wilde Oscar, Mandi Frost
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Once again, Jonathan Morgan has brought the porn world another quirky porn parody, this time taking direct aim at the Twilight Zon, or at least using the Twilight Zone motif to tell his tales of the chilling dating scene where nothing is what it seems to be, or at least nothing is what people want it to be. The film starts with Serenity, Johnnie Black, Steve Hatcher, and Steve Drave waiting for the arrival of their slightly late group therapist, who just happens to be Ron Jeremy, who then asks each individual to relate their stories of the horrors of the Date from Hell. Serenity, who plays a whiney ditzy airhead, describes how she fantasizes how her date, Tony Tedeshi, would sweep her off her feet and carry her over to a fancy restaurant, where he fucked her hard. The sex in the scene is quite good, especially for a couples movie. Serenity's performance is especially strong in both missionary and reverse cowgirl. Reality, however, is something else when Tedeshi turns out to be a clumsy idiot, much to Serenity's shame.
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Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 9/6/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Voodoo, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Crystal Carter, Stormy Daniels, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: One of the new rages (is it really that new?) in late-night syndicated television is the various reality dating shows (Ie. Blind Date, Change of Heart, etc), and you know, it wouldn't be long before the porn world took the idea and made it better. After all, what do you really want to see on those dating shows? What happens after the date, of course. On Blind Date, it's nothing but a door slammed on the camera. In Cupid's Arrow, there's no holding back, even if the film's quality diminishes at that point. Cupid's Arrow, the film's fake television show, is hosted by perhaps the most humorous and intelligent man in the adult industry today, Jonathan Morgan, who also has the fortune of being the film's director. Morgan is by far the best thing in the film, opening each scene with the quirky sense of humor that makes his films so enjoyable to watch. Unfortunately, the great flaw in this film is the fact that the one reason you'll watch this film, instead of the television, the sex, is rather weak, even for a couples film.
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Release date: 5/29/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Eric Price, Temptress, Gina Ryder, Brad Armstrong, Monique DeMoan, Pat Myne, Wanda Curtis, April, Jonathan Morgan, Envy, Charmane Star, Charmane, Joel Lawrence, Miko Lee, Dale Dabone, Candy Cotton, Lee Stone, Frank Fortuna, Stevie, Nick Manning, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: I had complaints about Wicked Sex Party 2, but they have seemingly been addressed in Wicked Sex Party 3. With the behind the scene look, while still very interesting, tucked away in the Extras menu where it belongs, and a single bed replaced with a very interactive house, Wicked Sex Party 3 is the orgy that should be, even if some might dispute whether it's a real orgy. Wicked Sex Party 3 is not a huge orgy, at its core, with couples only inches apart from each other, at least for most parts of the film. Instead, its a sex party in which couples gather in parts of the house and fuck quite intensely. There's one scene where there's some switching of partners, but for the most part, that is quite limited. The party starts with the slender blonde April and lovely porn veteran Sydney Steele out by the pool receiving loving strokes from their male partners. The sex is hot and hard, and with just two couples, it's a nice warm-up to the coming feast. Off to the side of the pool, several other couples come (and cum) together.
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Release date: 2/5/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Sana Fey, Alec Metro, Eric Price, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Dolly Golden, Lauren Montgomery, Tabitha Stevens, Stephanie Swift, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Kasorn Swan, Amber Michaels, Devin Wolf, Brittany O'Neil, Herschel Savage, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: An orgy starring many of the top names in the adult industry with a sprinkling of fresh new talent. What more could one ask for? That is the premise of Wicked Sex Party 2, though this party didn't go quite as well as planned. Brad Armstrong is one of the most creative and steady directors in the adult industry and many of his ideas really work, yet I'm not sure I liked the way in which he put together Wicked Sex Party 2. The orgy is divided into three parts, and before each part, there is a behind the scene look of the stars arriving on set, which is nothing but a huge bed covered in red silk. I like behind the scene clips in the Extras section of DVDs, but having it as a part of the main movie made it seem much too business-like. I know porn is a business; that's no shock, but I thought it was a poor choice that hindered the passion that the perfromers put togther. Now, for the most part, all of the performers seem friendly and good-natured towards one another, yet it still didn't work for me. And the orgy itself is quite passionate.
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Release date: 4/24/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Brad Armstrong, Pat Myne, Malitia, Troy Halston, Nikkie Love, Lezley Zen, Brittney Skye, Ashley Long, Holly Halston, Michelle Michaels
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Even companies like Wicked Pictures, which focuses so much on feature films, can't stay away from the "new girl" genre, and thank goodness they can't. New Girls in Town 4 is so good the girls who only make the cut in the bonus section might be the best on most other films. And, with Jonathan Morgan in control of the camera, everything is going to look just fine. Britney Skye is a perky pretty 21 year old blonde whose earer to begin her new career. Every scene begins with a music-video style photo shoot that precedes an interview with Morgan. Brittney states she likes sex rough and hard, and Steve Hatcher gives her just that, and Brittney shows an enthusiasm beyond most newcomers. Nikki Love is a 19 year old lovel;y brunette who prefers girl/girl scenes who had her first encounter with her best friend in high school. Her scene is not the most intense, but there's a lot of passionate kissing and lipwork. Holly Halston is a 25 year old long limbed blonde who finds herself in a hot tub scene, and produces a ton of passion and electrcity. I want to see a lot more of her.
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Release date: 5/15/2003
Reviewed on: 8/9/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kylie Ireland, Serenity, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Randy Spears, Nikita Denise, Zana, Kristal Summers, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Is there anything like a good orgy film? A film where some of your favorite adult performers come together to have a nice long sex romp? Such is the premise for Serenity's Roman Orgy, even if the Roman part of the orgy is rather quickly dismissed. This film is divided into two different orgies, each of about forty minutes with the same cast. The entire cast is dressed in Roman costumes, which look quite realistic, as does the Roman style set. However, this is only a pretense. There is not a drop of plot. A voice over makes mention of the Roman tradition of orgies, but there is not a word of dialogue in this film; it is 100 poure sex, and while personally, I would liked a film called A Roman Orgy to have a greater feel that this was truly in Ancient Rome, not just some actors pretending, the orgies themselves are very good. Some might say the presence of modern condoms also diminishes the moment, but I won't. The Ancients had birth control; we have some idea what it was, yet other methods are still mysteries. Could it be condom like? Possibly.
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