statlr's Movie Reviews with Trailers (1)
Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 10/9/2006
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Brad Armstrong, Julian St. Jox, Kaylynn, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, Jada Fire, Exotica, Lee Stone, Herschel Savage, Barrett Blade, Devon Michaels, Sandra Romain, Tyler Knight, Marcos Leon, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Luscious Lopez, Cassie Courtland, Carmen Hart, Devon Lee, Nyomi Banxxx, Dragon Lily, Myles Camack, Shannen Kelly
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: To misquote a famous American; "Porn is like a box of chocolates...you just never know what you're gonna get." In this latest confection offered up by Brad Armstrong and Wicked, I thought I picked out a nice chocolate butter with walnuts....instead I got a raspberry cream, with dark chocolate no less. After reading some promo blurbs and seeing the box cover loaded with all them promising excerpts, I thought I rented a sure fire favorite...I was sorely disappointed. If I ran a porn studio, I would instill RULE #1, on a list of 1, that the girls gotta be at least as hot and/or cute and/or attractive as might be in any other 'real' movie one might wanna rent on a saturday night. After all, hot chicks doing just about anything, is better to look at then Rosie, Whoopi and Oprah cum-swapping...at least I hope it is. Which leads to "Problem 1" I have with the movie. Outside of Little Cutie Pie Kirsten Price and the always nice to look at Jessica Drake, there's way too much of the raspberry creme here.
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