morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews directed by Jake Malone (13)
Release date: 9/22/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kitty, Christian XXX, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Keeani Lei, Benjamin Brat, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Jake Malone told me he wanted to make an impression with his first video under the Evil Angel banner. I didn't ask him why or if he wanted to differentiate this video from his RLD/PXP stuff but I was expecting Fuck Slaves to be a combination of his Fuck Dolls and Sex Slaves series. I loved his Fuck Dolls for the darker way he dresses the girls up but had never gotten a chance to review one of the Sex Slaves which focuses more on fetish wear and rough sex. Sasha Grey (a), Sandra Romain (a), and Manuel Ferrara Harmony Rose (a), Amber Rayne (a), and Manuel Annette Schwarz (a), Jake Malone (brief), Brandon Iron, Benjamin Brat, and John Strong Miss Kitty & Christian (a) Delilah Strong (a), Keeani Lei (a), and Benjamin Brat Adrianna Nicole (a), Jake Malone (brief pov bj) & Manuel Ferrara If I could sum this video up in one word, the word would be intense. I thought Sasha and Sandra was the perfect pairing of girls as Sandra dominated a willing student in Sasha as they took on a lucky Manuel Ferrara.
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Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Sadie Summers, Aubrey Addams, Taylor Nix, Vixen Vogel, Allison Pierce
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: A Jake Malone directed title even though Jake isn't actually credited on the cover. It may have something to do with the fact that he is releasing movies under Evil Angel and they may not want to promote a competitor. Aubrey Addams & Manuel Ferrara Vixen (a) & Manuel Tobi Pacific (a, dp), John Strong, and Michael Stefano Allison Pierce (a) & Strong Taylor Nix & Stefano I liked all the girls in the movie and they get to work with the usual RLD/PXP woodsmen. I liked Aubrey Addams's scene as it always looks like the little girl is always having fun in every scene. Both Vixen and Tobi Pacific are both personal favourites and don't disappoint me although the strength in their scene is more in their looks. Both Taylor and Allison put in competent performances. There is a behind the scenes but no bonus scene.
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Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 9/26/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mia Rose, Crystal Clear, Lorena Sanchez, Addison Rose, Mandy Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I'm assuming this will be Jake Malone's last Teen Fuck Holes. He's added his own signature to this series ever since he took over the reins from Tim Von Swine. Crystal Clear, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Mia Rose, Strong, and Stefano Addison Rose & Stefano Mandy Fox & Manuel Ferrara Lorena Sanchez, Joachim Kessef, and Manuel I thought all the fuck holes were very attractive and this quality is probably the main reason to get the movie. That and they get to work with the usual premium rld/pxp swordsmen. Crystal Clear looks like Rose McGowen while Mandy Fox looks like Busy Phillips but they strikingly could be sisters. You switch out the colour of the hair with one girl and you'd get the other girl. Mia Rose's scene was tainted by a little speck on the right hand side of the screen. Her scene was tiered in that she takes on Michael Stefano for a while before John Strong unexpectedly jumps into the scene. She's the squeakiest girl in the movie while getting pounded and that's what I like about her.
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/12/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Haley Scott, Luscious Lopez, Sadie Summers, Alicia Angel, Kelly Broox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: The reason I threw this on the reviewing rack was because I heard Sasha Grey was the bonus scene and I had mistaken covergirl Kelly Broox for Lauren Phoenix. Alicia Angel & Manuel Ferrara Kelly Broox & Michael Stefano Luscious Lopez & Manuel Tobi Pacific & Manuel Haley Scott (dp), John Strong, and Stefano With a title like Assault that Ass, of course every girl does anal. The true standout of the movie is little Canadian, Tobi Pacific. I believe Tobi and Vixen are the most beautiful girls to come into porn this year. Tobi, specifically, with her delicate face and blonde hair, sports a lithe body with perky breasts. Manuel seems to like her a lot too as he subjects Tobi to his usual Manuel "whispers of love". Luscious Lopez's ass is probably the other significant item in this movie. I just can't believe the way her body just suddenly curves into that thing. As for Kelly Broox, she looked like Lauren on the cover, she looks like Silky Thumper in the movie. I thought her scene was only okay as well as Alicia Angel's.
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Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/3/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Well, this may be the last Jake Malone movie under RLD/PXP that I get to review. Somewhat fitting, it's also the first look at an ongoing series. Premise is simple. I've always complained about blowbang movies since they feature the scraggliest guys and you always wonder when the actual intercourse begins. You can think of One Lucky Fuck as a blowbang movie except near the end of the scene one lucky guy gets to do her (hence the title one lucky fuck). Meanwhile all the other guys are spooging on her face while that one lucky guy is doing her so Jake could've called this series, Raining on Your Party. All of the girls were cute and each has their own blowbang scene. Well, except for Lexi Belle because I don't call two guys a blowbang. The vaginal intercourse at the end doesn't go very long as you watch the guys unload on the girls faces and all of them have that annoyed "can't you see I'm being I'm still getting fucked" tight lipped smile as they can't cum dodge. The strongest performer by far was Isabel Ice.
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Release date: 5/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/29/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Naomi, Tiffany Rayne, Joanna Angel, Georgia Peach, Cherrie Rose
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I've been a fan of Jake Malone's Fuck Dolls since the series first began. So I can say I'm a little disappointed in this movie as I think it is probably the weakest one I've gotten to view. Tiffany Rayne (a) & Michael Stefano Naomi (a), Annette Schwarz, and Tony T Joanna Angel (a, dp), Benjamin Brat, and Tony T Georgia Peach (a, dp), Manuel Ferrara, and Michael Stefano Cherrie Rose (a), Manuel Ferrara, and Michael Stefano In Jake's early FD, I enjoyed the girls dark makeup and fetishy clothes which bordered along the lines of gothic. As the series progressed the darker makeup lessened while other fetish elements take its place. We're talking about lots of toys and things like forceps or speculums (?) like in Georgia's scenes and Tiffany's goofy black veil in the first scene that makes me wonder whether she's going to a lingerie party or a funeral. Well there was one exception to the makeup thing with Joanna Angel but she already looks like that before Jake got to her.
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Release date: 4/18/2006
Reviewed on: 5/4/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Katie Rae, Courtney Simpson, Lacie Heart, Jenna Presley, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: This is my second look at the Teen Fuck Holes series since Jake Malone took it over from Tim Von Swine. I like Jake's movies in general especially his choice of girls and some of the inventive ways he sets up the scene with the girls teasing the camera. Katie Ray (a) & Manuel Ferrara Michelle Maylene & Manuel Courtney Simpson & Michael Stefano Lacie Heart,Dana Duval, and Manuel Jenna Presley & Manuel The best example is Courtney's scene. Most other movies would have Courtney do a leg lift or a split as a way to show off "look what I can do!" but Jake works in it as a tease where she puts herself in positions where you just want to fuck her. The action is less hardcore than the previous TFHs, But the scenes have a playful vibe especially when you see a ticklish Jenna Presley flinch from a Manu finger near her asshole. This movie felt like the Manuel Ferrara show since he's in 4 of the scenes. Michelle flinches at Manu's popshot only to be surprised that it sprays everywhere except her eyes.
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Release date: 1/27/2006
Reviewed on: 3/15/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Bambi, Memphis Monroe, Alicia Angel, Lacie Heart, Leah Stevenson, Mysti May, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Cumstained Casting Couch is Jake Malone's newbie line. Weird thing is he doesn't really do the girls except for the bonus scene. Instead he lets the regular RLD/PXP swordsmen get their fill. The other weird thing is that the interviews are relatively short compared to other lines so there's not that much "casting" going on. Sometimes the intro teases are longer than the interview itself. Who cares though, we have a stunning cast and we have a Mysti May anal! Mysti May (a) & Michael Stefano Lacie Heart & Manuel Ferrara Dana Duval (a) & Steve Holmes Leah Stevenson (a, dp), John Strong, and Benjamin Bratt Alicia Angel (a, dp), Stefano, and Manuel Memphis Monroe & Manuel Ferrara Mysti May is one of my favourite new performers this year and she is up for a nomination for XRCO's Cream Dream. This is my first look at an anal scene from her and Michael was a true pro in handling her. Lacie is a pretty girl but she has pink extensions in her hair (also had them in Atomic Vixens) which sort of bothers me.
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Release date: 1/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/2/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Gianna Michaels, Angela Stone, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Cassie Courtland, Jenna Presley, Sasha Knox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Fuck Dolls is one of my favourite series today due to the creativity Jake Malone exerts in this line. From dressing his girls in fetishy wear to the darker makeup, this is simply a different kind of porn. Even the sex is somewhat unconventional. Gianna, Angela Stone (a), and Brandon Iron Sasha Knox (a), Brandon, and Jake Cassie Courtland & Manuel Ferrara Jasmine Tame (a), Courtney Simpson, and Manuel Tiffany Rayne (a) & Manuel Jenna Presley, Manuel, and Stefano The girl that exemplifies this movie is Sasha Knox. She's a yelper and is dressed in leather with darker makeup complimenting her freckled pale skin and red hair. Brandon and Jake take turns roughing her sexually and holding the camera. We have glimpses of Brandon's upside down gag factor technique where I was expecting Sasha to quack.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/27/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Brianna Love, Claire Robbins, AnnaBelle Lee, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: I had watched this movie a couple of months ago and I was put off enough that I put off writing this review right now. Cum Stained Casting Couch is Jake Malone's lesser known series, focusing of course on the new girls with each scene starting off with the interview. Fuck Dolls this is not since this kind of format limits Jake's creativity. For the blow by blow, please refer to my colleagues more descriptive review. Now why was I put off? Sierra Sinn is a cute girl that posts quite frequently on myspace so I wanted to check her out. This was actually the first movie I watched her in, not She's Got a Cum Fixation. However, as John Strong is fucking her, there's some white flakes on her pussy. They looked more like deoderant flakes rather than dandruff or oozing std but come on! Later the flakes disappear. They should've never been in the video in the first place. The other surprise of the video was the fuzzy video which is a surprise coming from Jake.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 2/14/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Savannah Stern, Roxxxy Rush, Kaci Starr
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: It looks like Jake Malone has taken over the reins from Tim Von Swine for the Teen Fuck Holes series. Two great scenes bookend this movie with RLD/PXP contract girl, Brianna Love and Karina Kay respectively. Brianna Love (a), Tyler Knight, and John Strong Roxxxy Rush (a, dp), Michael Stefano, and Manuel Ferrara Savannah Stern, Strong, and Stefano Kaci Starr (a) & Sean Michaels Karina Kay (squirting) & Manuel Ferrara Brianna looks dazzling with her hair, pearl necklace (literal), and black gloves which remain on for most of the scene even though her butt gets plugged. I find her muffled (by cock) yelps incredibly hot. Roxxxy's freckles show more in her movie as she has less of a tan than in Freshly Fucked. I prefer the more freckled look and her ass gets wrecked at the end which seems to happen in every scene I've seen her in. Savannah Stern looks like a thicker Selena Silver except I think she's American. Kaci Starr reminds me of an old cartoon character. I'm not sure if I'm thinking Little Lulu or someone else.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 8/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Isabel, Lefty Larue, McKenzie Lee, Lexxi Ripa, Gorgeous Drae, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Man, I really dug this gem from Jake Malone. I had complained in a previous review that established RLD directors were crossing over to Platinum X and there isn't a clear reason why except maybe the ownership of the final product. I had watched many previous McKenzie Lee scenes and found her to be a little lacking in the heat department compared to her American lookalike, Taylor Rain. This movie proved me wrong as she took the standard RLD/PXP studs with dps and atms galore. What a gonzo sendoff before she signed on with ClubJenna. If I was a betting man, we'll probably never get to see her this nasty again. Isabel Ice and Katja put in their standard multiple guys scene. Lexxi Ripa couldn't match the other girls' heat but I didn't expect her to do so. I liked her raven features as she looked like she belongs in Jake's Fuck Dolls series. I liked looking at her the most visually but the guys didn't get the most out of her. Bonus scene was Jake receiving a POV from fraulein Katja.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/8/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Katsuni, Katin, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Kelly Wells, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: First thing I noticed about this movie is that the RLD watermark is much smaller than the one I'm used to seeing in RLD movies. This is an anal themed movie. It seems like the vaginal entry is only incidentary and usually in the form of a dp. Kelly Wells, Manuel Ferrara, and John Strong: Kelly Wells... She's named Kelly fuckin' Wells for a reason. Typical two on one scene with her where her ass gets pounded, she gives great head (atm). We even have dps along with daps. Cumshots down the hatch. Great well lit scene. Marie Luv, Michael Stefano, and Strong: Interpositions of black&white and colour teasing from Marie. Marie looks great with her hair straightened. What a chocolate beauty. Michael Stefano thinks so too. A little pearl play. I mean an actual necklace going into Marie's butt. Anal. Atm. Stefano then leads her by the pearls to John Strong waiting on another couch. He gets his combo before we get a dp. Several other dp positions are used including a standing one. Cumshots down the hatch. Very good scene.
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