Linus's Private Movie Reviews with Trailers (6)
Private Bukkake 1: Mon Amour
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Michelle, Patricia, Carol, Michela, Angelina Sweet, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Sarah Dark, Jeny, Vanessa Hill, Jay Lassiter, Nico Blade, Carol Weiss, Johnny Steel, Lucy Anne, Michaela Sabatini, Pralinka
Review brief: Bukkake Mon Amour 1 - Initial Thoughts I've liked Private's work for quite a few years, they have kind of had periods where they were strong and then some patches where they rebuilt things, but mostly they have been a consistently good studio. That said, I was rather looking forward to Private's take on Bukkake (a fancy word for a shitload of guys shooting baby batter on a pretty girls face), I'm a huge fan of the genre, and Private has always kind of immortalized the facial, so I had high hopes. After seeing it though, I am left wondering what the hell Private was thinking. I mean the basic premise is solid, but there is just poor execution in this one time and time again, they do more playing around with crappy music than they do goo shooting, Well not really but it seems like it. I guess my problem with this one mostly comes down to one big issue, "it's not real Bukkake".
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Michelle, Patricia, Carol, Michela, Angelina Sweet, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Sarah Dark, Jeny, Vanessa Hill, Jay Lassiter, Nico Blade, Carol Weiss, Johnny Steel, Lucy Anne, Michaela Sabatini, Pralinka
Review brief: Bukkake Mon Amour 1 - Initial Thoughts I've liked Private's work for quite a few years, they have kind of had periods where they were strong and then some patches where they rebuilt things, but mostly they have been a consistently good studio. That said, I was rather looking forward to Private's take on Bukkake (a fancy word for a shitload of guys shooting baby batter on a pretty girls face), I'm a huge fan of the genre, and Private has always kind of immortalized the facial, so I had high hopes. After seeing it though, I am left wondering what the hell Private was thinking. I mean the basic premise is solid, but there is just poor execution in this one time and time again, they do more playing around with crappy music than they do goo shooting, Well not really but it seems like it. I guess my problem with this one mostly comes down to one big issue, "it's not real Bukkake".
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Best By Private 65: Anal Madness
Release date: 2/14/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Channone, Alex Sanders, David Perry, Judith Grant, Kyra, Janet, Dita, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lea de Mae, Monica Sweetheart, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar, Silvia Lancome, Patricia Diamond, Jane Darling, Andrea Moranty, Steve Hooper, Katsuni, Tony De Sergio, Csoky Ice, Sarah O'Neal, Gabriel Montoya
Review brief: Best by Private: Anal Madness Initial Thoughts: Although I've seen more than my share of them, I'm normaly not that big a fan of compilation titles, however, Private with thier "Private Life Of..." series, puts out in my view the best compilations in the biz, and are making me a fan of compilations, that, and I was fairly happy with another Best by Private disc I saw a while back, so I decided to give this one a try. It's solid, but unspectacular, with Monica Sweetheart and Katsumi leading the cast, and several other top flight ladies, the cast is pretty strong but it's missing a fair number of top Private girls too. There are a few very good scenes, and a couple so so ordeals, the material is as old as 11 years, and only as new as 2 years old, so despite the fact that this was released just a few weeks ago, some will think this material is a bit dated, but it does give a good look throughout the past decade or so of Private's anal scenes.
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Release date: 2/14/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Channone, Alex Sanders, David Perry, Judith Grant, Kyra, Janet, Dita, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lea de Mae, Monica Sweetheart, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar, Silvia Lancome, Patricia Diamond, Jane Darling, Andrea Moranty, Steve Hooper, Katsuni, Tony De Sergio, Csoky Ice, Sarah O'Neal, Gabriel Montoya
Review brief: Best by Private: Anal Madness Initial Thoughts: Although I've seen more than my share of them, I'm normaly not that big a fan of compilation titles, however, Private with thier "Private Life Of..." series, puts out in my view the best compilations in the biz, and are making me a fan of compilations, that, and I was fairly happy with another Best by Private disc I saw a while back, so I decided to give this one a try. It's solid, but unspectacular, with Monica Sweetheart and Katsumi leading the cast, and several other top flight ladies, the cast is pretty strong but it's missing a fair number of top Private girls too. There are a few very good scenes, and a couple so so ordeals, the material is as old as 11 years, and only as new as 2 years old, so despite the fact that this was released just a few weeks ago, some will think this material is a bit dated, but it does give a good look throughout the past decade or so of Private's anal scenes.
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Private Sports 6: Soccer Girls
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Bruno SX, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Lisa Sparkle, Maria Bellucci, Lauro Giotto, Cindy Lords, Cory Baby, Victoria Swinger
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Private Sports 006: Soccer Girls Initial Thoughts This is my first venture into the world of Private Sports, but I've been watching Private's other various series for a long time. I like this one though, I am a pretty big fan of Lisa Sparkle, and that is what initially got me interested, but there is a neat kind of theme here that works well. Basically it's a tale about a female soccer team that fucks anything that walks on thier way to kicking some ass out on the field. It's a typically well done Private story with enough to piece the sex together and atleast keep some interested in it, and it has 6 pretty hot sex scenes with some fine eurobabes. The sex isn't always smoldering, but for the most part it has that usual passion and eroticism that works well in many Private titles. Extras are decent and fairly standard Private issue, and if you like Soccer this one especially has kind of a fun feel to it that does keep the sport in view.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Bruno SX, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Lisa Sparkle, Maria Bellucci, Lauro Giotto, Cindy Lords, Cory Baby, Victoria Swinger
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Private Sports 006: Soccer Girls Initial Thoughts This is my first venture into the world of Private Sports, but I've been watching Private's other various series for a long time. I like this one though, I am a pretty big fan of Lisa Sparkle, and that is what initially got me interested, but there is a neat kind of theme here that works well. Basically it's a tale about a female soccer team that fucks anything that walks on thier way to kicking some ass out on the field. It's a typically well done Private story with enough to piece the sex together and atleast keep some interested in it, and it has 6 pretty hot sex scenes with some fine eurobabes. The sex isn't always smoldering, but for the most part it has that usual passion and eroticism that works well in many Private titles. Extras are decent and fairly standard Private issue, and if you like Soccer this one especially has kind of a fun feel to it that does keep the sport in view.
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Private Movies 12: Voodoo Sex Dolls
Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Julia Crow, Luisa de Marco, Sandy Style, Franco Trentalance, Monica Baldini
Directed by: Susan Valenti
Review brief: Private Films: Voodoo Sex Dolls Box Cover and Expectations: I like Luisa De Marco so that's much of my initial reason to check this title out, the rest of the cast looks good too, and Private usually puts a decent storty to piece together the sex, so I'm just hopefull of a decent erotic story with sex a plenty. Initial Thoughts The story basically is a sort of dark look at this guy who plays with barbie dolls, well really he is into rituals and using voodoo to model after real woman he wants to fuck, and uses the dolls to get his way. The story is pretty weak, but it works well with the theme, and it's well done to set up the scenes. There are only 4 scenes here, but they are all quite long for a feature, and each one is a pretty hot scene with some anal action and the like. The extras are quite minimal, but the feature is a nice piece of smut.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Julia Crow, Luisa de Marco, Sandy Style, Franco Trentalance, Monica Baldini
Directed by: Susan Valenti
Review brief: Private Films: Voodoo Sex Dolls Box Cover and Expectations: I like Luisa De Marco so that's much of my initial reason to check this title out, the rest of the cast looks good too, and Private usually puts a decent storty to piece together the sex, so I'm just hopefull of a decent erotic story with sex a plenty. Initial Thoughts The story basically is a sort of dark look at this guy who plays with barbie dolls, well really he is into rituals and using voodoo to model after real woman he wants to fuck, and uses the dolls to get his way. The story is pretty weak, but it works well with the theme, and it's well done to set up the scenes. There are only 4 scenes here, but they are all quite long for a feature, and each one is a pretty hot scene with some anal action and the like. The extras are quite minimal, but the feature is a nice piece of smut.
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Private Tropical 10: Caribbean Airlines
Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Elena, Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Sebastian Barrio, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Donna Marie, Jennifer Dark, Rita Neri, Carrie Cruise
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical #10: Caribbean Airlines Box Cover and Expectations:Well this isn't my first go round with Private's Tropical line, and I've been pretty happy with previous excursions into the line. It looks like another stellar female cast, and stewardesses seem to be the theme this time round, which is a potentially hot area to explore for my tastes. Looking for another winner here. Initial Thoughts Another enjoyable movie from Private is what we have here. The stewardess thing is played upon a little light, so if your really into that, be warned. The cast is nearly identical to Coral Honeymoon, and it's nice to see the same group play out a different script. The story is not the most involving which some may like some may dislike, but the sex is once again excellent, the girls are outstanding, and a decent amount of extras caps off a a nice effort. Technical Overview This feature is presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. Picture quality is clean and clear, Sound quality is for the most part clean and distortion free.
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Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Elena, Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Sebastian Barrio, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Donna Marie, Jennifer Dark, Rita Neri, Carrie Cruise
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical #10: Caribbean Airlines Box Cover and Expectations:Well this isn't my first go round with Private's Tropical line, and I've been pretty happy with previous excursions into the line. It looks like another stellar female cast, and stewardesses seem to be the theme this time round, which is a potentially hot area to explore for my tastes. Looking for another winner here. Initial Thoughts Another enjoyable movie from Private is what we have here. The stewardess thing is played upon a little light, so if your really into that, be warned. The cast is nearly identical to Coral Honeymoon, and it's nice to see the same group play out a different script. The story is not the most involving which some may like some may dislike, but the sex is once again excellent, the girls are outstanding, and a decent amount of extras caps off a a nice effort. Technical Overview This feature is presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. Picture quality is clean and clear, Sound quality is for the most part clean and distortion free.
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Private Black Label 35: Anal Mermaids
Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, James Brossman, Maya Gold, Barbara Voice, Lauro Giotto, Victoria Swinger, Csoky Ice
Directed by: Kovi
Review brief: Private Black Label: Anal Mermaids Preview Expectations: Well I have to admitt, I don't have a friggin clue what this one is gonna be about or what to expect, with a title like Anal Mermaids, one would possibly expect fine women of the sea to come to surface to be screwed in the butt, but then I remember that most incantations that are presented to us, present mermaids that don't have asses, but then again, this is porn. Private always has hot girls and usually a pretty well done feature for adult fans to enjoy, so what the hell it's woth a shot. Initial Thoughts: If you changed the title and got rid of the menus and filler sections with the swimming naked ladies, you could pretty much eliminate the mermaid ploy all together. Despite that, there is some pretty hot sex here, but no real story, it's halfway between all sex and vingette, as there is some location setup, sortof. The costumes are well done and the settings are good fantasy kit. The real bright spot though is some stunning looking Private girls. Overall a pretty good release and lengthy for most features.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, James Brossman, Maya Gold, Barbara Voice, Lauro Giotto, Victoria Swinger, Csoky Ice
Directed by: Kovi
Review brief: Private Black Label: Anal Mermaids Preview Expectations: Well I have to admitt, I don't have a friggin clue what this one is gonna be about or what to expect, with a title like Anal Mermaids, one would possibly expect fine women of the sea to come to surface to be screwed in the butt, but then I remember that most incantations that are presented to us, present mermaids that don't have asses, but then again, this is porn. Private always has hot girls and usually a pretty well done feature for adult fans to enjoy, so what the hell it's woth a shot. Initial Thoughts: If you changed the title and got rid of the menus and filler sections with the swimming naked ladies, you could pretty much eliminate the mermaid ploy all together. Despite that, there is some pretty hot sex here, but no real story, it's halfway between all sex and vingette, as there is some location setup, sortof. The costumes are well done and the settings are good fantasy kit. The real bright spot though is some stunning looking Private girls. Overall a pretty good release and lengthy for most features.
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