Linus's Private Movie Reviews (10)
Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 6/8/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Tanya, Liliana, Lolita Angel, Vanessa Hill
Review brief: Private: Bukkake 2 Cum Splash Directed by: JF Romagnoli - Initial Thoughts: A while back, I checked out the first volume in this series, and it was not to my liking, by any stretch of the imagination, and while I should have known better, I never like to give up on a series without atleast giving it a second chance to win me over. While this disc does do some things to fix the errors of the first volume, it does not go nearly far enough to turn it around into a winning format. Private always does a nice job of putting in hot babes to thier discs, and this one is no exception, and it basically comes down to how picky you are about your Bukkake and cum movies. I personally expect a lot from any title that calls itself a Bukkake disc, I really see no reason to tolerate it if it cannot atleast be in the rough ballpark of a John Thompson or Brandon Iron's "Baker's Dozen" series, or something else in that vein. I want completely splattered and covered faces and girls not even able to open thier eyes, and a complete mess.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Michelle, Patricia, Carol, Michela, Angelina Sweet, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Sarah Dark, Jeny, Vanessa Hill, Jay Lassiter, Nico Blade, Carol Weiss, Johnny Steel, Lucy Anne, Michaela Sabatini, Pralinka
Review brief: Bukkake Mon Amour 1 - Initial Thoughts I've liked Private's work for quite a few years, they have kind of had periods where they were strong and then some patches where they rebuilt things, but mostly they have been a consistently good studio. That said, I was rather looking forward to Private's take on Bukkake (a fancy word for a shitload of guys shooting baby batter on a pretty girls face), I'm a huge fan of the genre, and Private has always kind of immortalized the facial, so I had high hopes. After seeing it though, I am left wondering what the hell Private was thinking. I mean the basic premise is solid, but there is just poor execution in this one time and time again, they do more playing around with crappy music than they do goo shooting, Well not really but it seems like it. I guess my problem with this one mostly comes down to one big issue, "it's not real Bukkake".
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Release date: 2/14/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Channone, Alex Sanders, David Perry, Judith Grant, Kyra, Janet, Dita, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lea de Mae, Monica Sweetheart, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar, Silvia Lancome, Patricia Diamond, Jane Darling, Andrea Moranty, Steve Hooper, Katsuni, Tony De Sergio, Csoky Ice, Sarah O'Neal, Gabriel Montoya
Review brief: Best by Private: Anal Madness Initial Thoughts: Although I've seen more than my share of them, I'm normaly not that big a fan of compilation titles, however, Private with thier "Private Life Of..." series, puts out in my view the best compilations in the biz, and are making me a fan of compilations, that, and I was fairly happy with another Best by Private disc I saw a while back, so I decided to give this one a try. It's solid, but unspectacular, with Monica Sweetheart and Katsumi leading the cast, and several other top flight ladies, the cast is pretty strong but it's missing a fair number of top Private girls too. There are a few very good scenes, and a couple so so ordeals, the material is as old as 11 years, and only as new as 2 years old, so despite the fact that this was released just a few weeks ago, some will think this material is a bit dated, but it does give a good look throughout the past decade or so of Private's anal scenes.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Bruno SX, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Lisa Sparkle, Maria Bellucci, Lauro Giotto, Cindy Lords, Cory Baby, Victoria Swinger
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Private Sports 006: Soccer Girls Initial Thoughts This is my first venture into the world of Private Sports, but I've been watching Private's other various series for a long time. I like this one though, I am a pretty big fan of Lisa Sparkle, and that is what initially got me interested, but there is a neat kind of theme here that works well. Basically it's a tale about a female soccer team that fucks anything that walks on thier way to kicking some ass out on the field. It's a typically well done Private story with enough to piece the sex together and atleast keep some interested in it, and it has 6 pretty hot sex scenes with some fine eurobabes. The sex isn't always smoldering, but for the most part it has that usual passion and eroticism that works well in many Private titles. Extras are decent and fairly standard Private issue, and if you like Soccer this one especially has kind of a fun feel to it that does keep the sport in view.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/29/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Julia Crow, Luisa de Marco, Sandy Style, Franco Trentalance, Monica Baldini
Directed by: Susan Valenti
Review brief: Private Films: Voodoo Sex Dolls Box Cover and Expectations: I like Luisa De Marco so that's much of my initial reason to check this title out, the rest of the cast looks good too, and Private usually puts a decent storty to piece together the sex, so I'm just hopefull of a decent erotic story with sex a plenty. Initial Thoughts The story basically is a sort of dark look at this guy who plays with barbie dolls, well really he is into rituals and using voodoo to model after real woman he wants to fuck, and uses the dolls to get his way. The story is pretty weak, but it works well with the theme, and it's well done to set up the scenes. There are only 4 scenes here, but they are all quite long for a feature, and each one is a pretty hot scene with some anal action and the like. The extras are quite minimal, but the feature is a nice piece of smut.
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Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Elena, Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Sebastian Barrio, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Donna Marie, Jennifer Dark, Rita Neri, Carrie Cruise
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical #10: Caribbean Airlines Box Cover and Expectations:Well this isn't my first go round with Private's Tropical line, and I've been pretty happy with previous excursions into the line. It looks like another stellar female cast, and stewardesses seem to be the theme this time round, which is a potentially hot area to explore for my tastes. Looking for another winner here. Initial Thoughts Another enjoyable movie from Private is what we have here. The stewardess thing is played upon a little light, so if your really into that, be warned. The cast is nearly identical to Coral Honeymoon, and it's nice to see the same group play out a different script. The story is not the most involving which some may like some may dislike, but the sex is once again excellent, the girls are outstanding, and a decent amount of extras caps off a a nice effort. Technical Overview This feature is presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. Picture quality is clean and clear, Sound quality is for the most part clean and distortion free.
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Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Philippe Dean, Sebastian Barrio, Veronica Sinclair, Luisa de Marco, Julie Silver, Greg Centauro, Jennifer Dark, Sara Blue, Claudia Rossi, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical #8: Ocean Dream Box Cover and Expectations: A tropical themed feature? Sounds a bit interesting I guess. I have been hit and miss with Private in the past, I have really liked some of thier features, and been dissapointed with others, it has been a while since I have watched one, but thier usually hot girls keep me giving them another try. I'm hoping for a decent story and some good sex. Initial Thoughts A pretty good feature porn movie. The story is atleast somewhat interesting, there is a pretty good balance of story to sex, and for a porn movie the acting is reasonably good. The sex is not bland, but some will find it not the most exciting either, but I think it is done with some nice eroticism which I like in a feature. It is about average length for feature porn at around 90 mins, and there is a decent amount of extras to add to the value. I found a lot more to like than dislike here. Technical Overview This feature is presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen. Picture quality is nice and sharp, clean and no real issues.
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Release date: 6/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Judit, David Perry, Silvia Saint, Leslie Taylor, Lucy, Alain Deloin, Gabriella Bond, Steve Holmes, Laura Angel, Philippe Soine, Cecile, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Veronica Stark, Angelica Sweet, Michelle Wild, Sandra Iron, Cony Ferrara, Christoph Clark
Review brief: Best by Private: I Want To Fuck You In The Bathroom. Preview Expectations: I'm not usually a compilation fan, and since that is what this is, I have some worry that we won't get a wall to wall grouping of good scenes. However Private's "Private Life of" line is in my oppinion staggeringly good and easily the best compilation on the market. That said, and the odd appeal of super hot Private girls and bathroom sex made me give this one a try, and I'm taking Private on thier previous merit, and hoping for a good suprise. Initial Thoughts I guess Private unlike many other studios, can put together good compilation discs. Stellar girls pretty lengthy scenes, and the theme is stuck with and well represented in this disc. Private didn't hold off on us, every scene here is more than watchable, and has a good mix of erotic presentation and some nasty sex. This compilation is a winner, a decent array of extras and this one fits the bill it's going after nicely. Technical thoughts Picture quality is quite good and clear throughout all the scenes.
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Release date: 4/10/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Elena, Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Ellen, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Donna Marie, Jennifer Dark, Rita Neri, Bibi Fox
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical #9: Coral Honeymoon Box Cover and Expectations: A honeymoon on a tropical island? Who ever would have thought of such an idea? Well the idea might be an old one, but the setting looks pristine, the girls looks stunning on the box cover, and my experience with Private gives me hope of a good story to string all these things together. I'm expecting another good sex packed feature. Initial Thoughts You know it really amazes me how Private can just continually find these incredibly beautiful woman for thier pictures. There is not a dud in the bunch, and they all do a pretty good job of adding some energy and eroticism to this movie. The sex is pretty stellar. If your looking for a great story to set up your sex, this one falls pretty short, it's a simple plot of a husband on his honeymoon fucking everyone but his wife for way too long, and her reactions to being alone and finding out. It has some decent extras and overall it's a very enjoyable disc. Technical Overview This feature is presented in 16:9 anamorphic widescreen.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Zenza Raggi, James Brossman, Maya Gold, Barbara Voice, Lauro Giotto, Victoria Swinger, Csoky Ice
Directed by: Kovi
Review brief: Private Black Label: Anal Mermaids Preview Expectations: Well I have to admitt, I don't have a friggin clue what this one is gonna be about or what to expect, with a title like Anal Mermaids, one would possibly expect fine women of the sea to come to surface to be screwed in the butt, but then I remember that most incantations that are presented to us, present mermaids that don't have asses, but then again, this is porn. Private always has hot girls and usually a pretty well done feature for adult fans to enjoy, so what the hell it's woth a shot. Initial Thoughts: If you changed the title and got rid of the menus and filler sections with the swimming naked ladies, you could pretty much eliminate the mermaid ploy all together. Despite that, there is some pretty hot sex here, but no real story, it's halfway between all sex and vingette, as there is some location setup, sortof. The costumes are well done and the settings are good fantasy kit. The real bright spot though is some stunning looking Private girls. Overall a pretty good release and lengthy for most features.
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