Linus's Movie Reviews with Trailers directed by Jordan Septo (6)
Release date: 9/21/2004
Reviewed on: 6/8/2005
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Reina Leone, Rio Mariah, Jamie Brooks, Melissa Lauren, Joe Friday, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Absolute Ass 2 Directed by: Jordan Septo - Initial Thoughts: Jordan Septo, that is a name most of you porn fans should know, but many of you probably do not. It amazes me why there are not a lot more people talking about this guy, he has been putting out some fantastic smut in recent months, and is also one of the most active directors out there, putting out in the area of 3 or 4 titles a month, and when you consider most top directors are only putting out 1 or 2 discs a month, it is pretty impressive what this guy comes up with, I would like to see him take one month and put all his efforts into one disc, just once to see what he could come up with. Anyway, this is the second volume in his "Absolute Ass" line, and it basically features hot girls getting thier butts reemed out by big dicks.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Tyce Bune, Bailey, Lee Stone, Sascha, Kinzie Kenner, Marcos Leon, Lain Oi, Tina Fine, Karina Kay
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: F-Ing Teens Directed by: Jordan Septo - Initial Thoughts: There are a ton of teen pornstar movies out there, some of them actually feature teen girls, and on the other spectrum, some of them feature girls that couldn't pass for a teen if they had a picture ID to prove it. My thought, is that we really have no idea how old most of these girls really are, I've seen numerous girls in differing titles proclaim thier age to be anywhere from 7 years different other proclaimations in another title and this all in just one year of performances, on top of that, many of the more reputable information sites around the web feature inaccurate data on age anyway, because thier is so much of this differing claims. That said, enough of the proclaimed teens are into thier 20's to say the least in many teen movies, and what it comes down to for me, is the look, if they look young enough to be 18 or 19, I'm completely content and could care less how old they actually are, as long as thier legal. This disc does a very good job of portraying that image of youth.
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Release date: 8/17/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005
Studio: Venom
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Starring: Tyce Bune, Lee Stone, Tyler Wood, Brett Rockman, Aria, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Ariana Jollee, Jayna Oso, Alex Divine, Richard Kline, Marco Banderas, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Ass 4 Cash Directed by: Jordan Septo - Initial Thoughts: Not too much of a theme here really, but there is mention of the girls getting financially helped out by working thier way up the shaft. It's just a title really, but there is some fine ass in this disc, with Every single one of these babes having a posterior to take more than a second glance at, and each one getting more attention than just a wondering eye. The cast is really the draw to this one too, with some really great ladies that have made quite a name for themselves in the biz, and they show why they have thier reputation here. Quite a bit of hot anal sex here. I would put this one in the nastier side, and leaning towards the rougher stuff, but not too rough, just more aggressive and plenty of nasty, with lots of ATMs, and a little gagging oral, and a pinch of cream pie and throw in a smattering of sexy outfits and good teasing, and bango, we have a weiner, errr... I mean winner.
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Release date: 4/4/2005
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Bamboo, Nomi, Sledge Hammer, L.T., K.K., Candi Apple, Trina Michaels, Nat Turnher, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: In Da White Booty Directed by: Jordan Septo - Initial Thoughts: For the last few years, I, for some reason I cannot really explain, have been on a pretty major interracial porn kick. I've been trying out a vast array of studios, directors, and genres within the genre, and I've had mixed results, as is to be expected, but as in most things, if you keep looking, your bound to find a gem now and then, and I think this disc is atleast within that range of using that label on. I rather liked it. 5 scenes, and a little bit of everything, American blonde ass, European Redhead ass, asian brunette ass, Jordan Septo doesn't discriminate. Every girl is down for some anal action, and Nomi gets DPed, and the sex is pretty energetic and fun, there is a fair bit of the nasty stuff, with quite a bit of ass to mouth, some gagging and face fucking, but it stays on the sexy side of sexual aggression. Nothing super adventurous, but some hot sex regardless, and a hot cast of ladies, led by Katja Kassin and Trina Michaels.
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Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Venom
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mr. Marcus, Sharon Wild, L.T., Tyler Knight, Missy Monroe, Barbara Summer, Nadia Sinn
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: Bros and Blondes 2 Directed by Jordan Septo Initial Thoughts: Although the taboo factor has worn away from it in the past several years, there is still something special about seeing a pretty blonde woman get down on her knees and blow a big black cock that has just been pulled out of her ass. This disc caters to that fixation, and it does a pretty good job of it too, a very hot cast of pretty blondes, and they get down and do the nasty with some big black cocks in a hot way, and show that yes, we can all get along. This one is a little on the nastier side, with plenty of anal and some ass to mouth, and there is some gaping and squirting, and it's generally in line with what has become the gonzo norm. I got this one mainly for Missy and Roxanne, and thier well worth it, but the other scenes are not far behind in the worth a look catagory, a pretty good BTS featurette, and I'm left fairly pleased with this disc. Technical Considerations: Nothing too major but as always I have a few things I think could be improved.
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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/15/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Laura, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Trent Tesoro, Steven French, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: "Ass for Cash 2" Directed by Jordan Septo Initial Thoughts: Ass for Cash? isn't that the principle on which the entire porn industry was built on? Yes, I believe it was. Now despite the title, there is no theme of girls getting payed on film to screw, although we all know what happens behind the public eye of the camera. This one just boils down to being a straightforward stereotypical gonzo porn movie, if there is such a thing. It's a pretty good effort though, a very nice cast of ladies put togher for this one with Melissa Lauren, Lauren Phoenix and Tyla Wynn all taking some honors in this one for starters. The sex is pretty energetic and nice and nasty, nothing ultra hard, but some good aggression from some of the performers. Solid chemistry for the most part and all the girls have a fun and let it rip kind of attitude through the scenes. I found some of the intros a little dragging as Septo kind of audibly babbles and drools on about the girls, it's nice to see him be complimentarty, but after the 4th "nice ass" it's time to move on to another body part.
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