F-ing Teens Review

Directed by: Jordan Septo

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Initial Thoughts: There are a ton of teen pornstar movies out there, some of them actually feature teen girls, and on the other spectrum, some of them feature girls that couldn't pass for a teen if they had a picture ID to prove it. My thought, is that we really have no idea how old most of these girls really are, I've seen numerous girls in differing titles proclaim thier age to be anywhere from 7 years different other proclaimations in another title and this all in just one year of performances, on top of that, many of the more reputable information sites around the web feature inaccurate data on age anyway, because thier is so much of this differing claims. That said, enough of the proclaimed teens are into thier 20's to say the least in many teen movies, and what it comes down to for me, is the look, if they look young enough to be 18 or 19, I'm completely content and could care less how old they actually are, as long as thier legal. This disc does a very good job of portraying that image of youth. So in that department, this one is a rousing success, and it keeps up most of that luster in the sex department too, a really great cast of girls with some of the real youngster super starlets in this one, and that helps. This one ends up being a hot teen disc, and another solid effort from Jordan Septo and company.

Technical Considerations: This is one of the main areas that there has been a lot of improvement in Venom discs, in a very short time, it isn't that they were bad to begin with, but there was the issue here and there, but this disc is one of the most recent releases, and has a very good finish to it. Picture quality is solid with just slight grain, sound is fine with just the odd distance issue, camera work is good and lighting is acceptable.

Condom Usage: None

Disc Duration: 160 minutes

Feature: 118 minutes

Extras: 42 minutes

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Scene Breakdown

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Scene 1: Karina Kay and Sascha

Duration: 27:01 mins

Position Chronology: Karina, she rubs her muff and has a chat with Jordan, she strips, Sascha enters, she blows him, ball sucking, kissing, stripping, he fingers her pussy, cowgirl vag, missionary vag, he chokes her, PTMs, doggy vag, PTM, reverse cowgirl vag, he chokes her as she rides, spoon vag, PTM, facial, BJ cleanup.

Scene Thoughts: Cover girl Karina is up first, and she has a similar outfit to the cover, with the schoolgirl in pigtails thing working nicely for her. Jordan asks her some questions and she plays with herself before she gets man handled. Pretty good scene here, the chemistry between the two is hot, they kiss a couple times, and Karina likes to be choked a little too. This scene has a nice pace to it with plenty of energy, but they don't quite peg the meter, nice reverse cowgirl action, and a very solid facial that messes up her pretty mug reasonably well, she gives a suck on his rod and a smile to the camera. I like the pig tails look, it brought out the teenie look in Karina quite well, and she was nice and playful, yet somewhat innocent, so it came together well.

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Scene 2: Lain Oi and Tyce Bune

Duration: 31:58 mins

Position Chronology: Interview on the couch, teasing, stripping, she plays with her tits, Tyce enters, he sucks her nipples, BJ, deepthroating, missionary vag, he chokes her, kissing, PTM, gagging, titfucking, face fucking, reverse cowgirl vag, PTM, cowgirl vag, PTM, doggy vag, reclined missionary vag, he cums in her pussy, creampie, he finger feeds her cum, missionary vag, BJ cleanup.

Scene Thoughts: Lain has been around a little while now, and I first saw her about a year ago, and I have been a growing fan of hers since, she just has this look that I really like. Blonde, natural floppy tits, a nice smile, and a great enthusiastic attitude, she has on a white mesh top and some panties and bra on before she strips them off and gets down to it with Tyce on the couch. This was a very hot scene, Lain put in one of her best performances to date, and Tyce gives it to her fast and hard, they get on pretty well together with some chemistry and a lot of energy. Lain has a smile on her face most of the scene and really gets into it with some great enthusiasm. Very solid creampie finish with Lain slobbering on his cock to clean it all up after some additional fucking.

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Scene 3: Teena Fine and Lee Stone

Duration: 30:21 mins

Position Chronology: Interview, she strips and plays with her tits and fingers her pussy with finger PTM, Lee enters, he licks her ass and fingers her pussy, she blows him, kissing, cowgirl vag, standing cowgirl vag, PTM, missionary vag, he licks her, missionary anal, sideways anal, reverse cowgirl anal, anal gape, ATM, Lee fingers her pussy, cowgirl anal, ATM, doggy anal, anal gape, facial.

Scene Thoughts: Teena is the next sexy teen, ready for the big time, and she has on a nice blue frill top and some tight bottoms and starts to rub herself and tease the camera as things get underway in this scene. I can't say I am all that familiar with Teena, so it was a bit of a suprise to see this little babe take Lee Stone up the ass in short order, and take it all with ease. Nice energetic scene here, Teena was a little more focused on the camera than I personally like to see, and it took away a little of the chemistry between her and Lee, but her effort was great. She is also a gaper and Lee got her open for business early and often with the doggy anal being a nice highlight. The facial was only so so, but Teena has some serious potential.

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Scene 4: Bailey

Duration: 29:50 mins

Position Chronology: Interview, she shows off her tits, stripping, pussy play, guy enters, she blows him, face fucking, titfucking, he rubs her muff, spoon anal, missionary anal, reverse cowgirl anal, ATM, cowgirl anal, ATM, she jerks him off into her mouth, BJ cleanup.

Scene Thoughts: Bailey could but an eye out with those things, she has some major melonage going on, and all home grown too. She has on a pink top and ultra mini, mini skirt, and after some tit display, she says she is here to "get it on" and so she does, after a little dick sucking to warm up, she gets it straight in her ass, and although that is some hot stuff, it's almost a shame not to have that completely bald and oh so tempting looking pussy not get tapped. But hey, you can't have your cookie and eat it too I guess. Pretty good scene, it's kind of hum drum for part of it, and there just is not a huge amount of passion or energy here, but Bailey is very cute, and she puts on more than an ample display getting her little ass tapped before sucking her man off and jerking him into her open mouth, so still some pretty hot stuff.

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Scene 5: Kinzie Kenner and Lee Stone

Duration: 17:37 mins

Position Chronology: Interview, stripping, the ass shake showdown of a lifetime. teasing, she plays with her pussy, Lee enters, he licks her muff, she blows him, sloppy head, cowgirl vag, spoon vag, standing reverse cowgirl vag, kissing, missionary vag, he chokes her, kissing, he cums on her tongue.

Scene Thoughts: Awe man, what a rip, only 18 minutes of Kinzie. Atleast they were quality minutes. This girl has got to be one of the cutest beings ever to get naked on a TV screen, and her "Italian" ass is a site to behold as she shakes it beautifully for an extended show for the camera. Despite it being by far the shortest scene on the disc, it is a very good scene, Kinzie's pretty little pussy gets hammered nicely by Lee's big unit, and she gives some great wet head, nice chemistry with some hot choking and kissing, and although the spritz to the tongue is a bit of a bummer with an abrupt end, this was a hot scene and showed off some of the great skills this babe has to offer to the pornological society of super hottie fans.

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Extra Stuff

Behind the Scenes: Lain interview with talk about censorship, and some deepthroat and sex posing picks, posing and a chat with Teena, chat with Lee Stone and Teena, bonus sex with them, production meeting, bonus sex with Karina, Kinzie in wardrobe, ass posing, extra sex with Kinzie and Lee, Bailey in wardrobe, extra sex from Bailey's scene, lunch time. 28:34 mins.

Photo Gallery: Hardcore and softcore posing shots from the feature.

Trailers: "2 + Me = 3", "Absolute Ass 3", "Cream Filled", "In Da White Booty" "F my A", "Bros and Blondes 2".

Other Extras: Cumshot Index.

Final Thoughts and Recommendations:

"So many teens, so little time" a line all too often ripped off from some guy I can't remember. If this one doesn't feed the teen fix, you may need to look elsewhere for your entertainment needs, as in outside of hot woman getting fucked on camera. This one has a lot to offer the fans of barely legal babes, this is truly a great cast, and all of the ladies put in a pretty solid performance with a few standouts. A couple of the scenes go for a more soft and sexy approach, while others go for the "ass fucking teen queen, pound her till she screams uncle" tactic. Personally I like and appreciate both styles. With choking and face fucking being farely common here, I would put this one in the slightly rougher catagory for those that give a rats back end about labels. It's definately worth a rental from my perspective, and with a nice Behind the Scenes featurette to highlight the extras, I think it holds enough value for a good purchase, especially if any of these girls light your fire, which is probably an automatic for a great deal of you out there. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.