Linus's Movie Reviews (212 - page 9)
Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004
Studio: Samurai
Starring: Ran Asakawa
Review brief: HK-03 Himiko: Ran Asakawa Preview Expectations: I've seen the first volume of this series, and I liked the idea but was iffy on the execution of the idea. It appears to be another single girl multi scene all sex title, and the girl looks pretty attractive. I'm not really expecting buy hoping for some nice scenes with some variety with this japanese cutie. It's given me enough to pry open the box, I hope it can deliver. Initial Thoughts We essentially have one very attractive Japanese girl going through a series of scenes in an all sex or vignette setting. I would love to see more of these types of movies, but this one really lacked in chemistry and energy between the performers. All of the speaking is in Japanese, so most of you reading this are probably not gonna understand what is being said, but I kind of like the oddity of it and some of you may too. This movie fails on so many levels, and has one of the worst scenes I can remember seeing. There is absolutely nothing in the way of extras on top of it.
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Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004
Studio: Samurai
Starring: Hiyori Shiraishi
Review brief: HK-01 Himiko: Hiyori Shiraishi Preview Expectations: Well I decided to take a bit of a gamble and try something completely different to my norms, and checked out a few Samurai all Japenese titles, all those reviews will be up now or shortly. I have never seen any "true" Japanese titles before, the box cover is pretty useless since it is in half Japanese and half English but the translations are either intentionally horrible, or just poorly done, but they are comical, but provide nothing to give me a clue of what I am in for. It looks like a hot asian girl will get plowed though, and that is enough to get me to open the box. Initial Thoughts We essentially have one attractive asian girl going through a series of scenes but it is not a compilation or atleast does not appear to be. The idea to me is a winner, something we don't see a lot of over here in the US, some of the execution of that idea is a little dissapointing, but overall it is a nice change of pace, if you like the cover girl, you'll probably like the movie.
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Release date: 6/23/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004
Studio: Maximum Grind
Starring: Amanda, Cony Ferrara, Gina Pearl, Simony Diamond
Review brief: Maximum Grind: E.R. Sluts Preview Expectations: I have no idea what to expect, since I've never viewed a Don Goo title before, I have seen mixed reviews from them, so we will see. The title is E.R. Sluts, so I am hopeful of a nurse setup type vignette movie here, but I see no uniforms on the back of the box shots, so I don't know. The girls look pretty hot, and I'm atleast hopeful. Initial Thoughts Well for starters the title is pretty much a lost cause. The movie does take place in a mental hospital setting, but all the ladies are mental patients and a paper gown is as close as we get to a nurse outfit. There is no E.R. (Emergency Room) type setting at all. Overall the movie is I guess average is the best word for it. The girls are all quite attractive in this one and that helps out, but the sex is pretty standard stuff without any real "wow" moments. One incredibly frustrating thing here for me, is that not one place on this disc or it's case, is there any cast identification, just names at the very end, but no faces to tell us who is who.
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Release date: 2/21/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004
Studio: In-X-Cess
Starring: Cailey Taylor, Mary Kate Ashley, Kami Andrews, Kate Kaptive
Directed by: Slayne Wayne
Review brief: New Chicks on the Cock 4 Preview Expectations: I'm always on the lookout for a new starlet to add to my favorites list, and I figured what better place to start than with a whole disc of girls supposedly doing thier first scenes or atleast very early ones. Seeing the cast list there are a few girls I already like and a few I don't know much about, so I'm just hoping for a solid new girl all sex disc. Initial Thoughts Pretty decent movie to be honest, it has a few issues both technically and sexually, but there are a few real bright spots here, there are a couple real nice performances from our new chicks. The good mostly outweighs the bad, and if your looking for a slightly softer sex disc with a nice group of at the time newbies, and you don't mind a rather short list of extras, this one might be worth your time. Technical thoughts A little bit sub par. Video quality is a bit grainy and not the clearest, I noticed some pixelation issues but they were not horrible. It's passable but needs some work.
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Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Directed by: Rick Saloman
Review brief: 1 Night in Paris Preview Expectations: Oh boy here we go again, another celebrity porn video. There is always some level of excitement for most of us to see a well known celeb get plowed on camera, especially a little prom queen heiress like Paris Hilton. I've been real dissapointed with most all of the other Celebrity porn vids I have seen since there usually ends up being very little actual sex and way too much babble in them to support value. I have not seen any of the web video that was and is rampant of parts of this movie, but I have enough curiosity to give another one of these a try. Initial Thoughts Paris is a pretty hot little fuck bunny. The feature itself is only around 63 minutes, but to it's credit it is almost entirely either sex or tease footage, so as celebrity footage goes it is significantly better than most. The sex is pretty bland or outright boring at times and Paris is a bit of drag occasionally to be honest, but if your a Paris fan, there is a wonderful long blowjob section that makes up for a lot of the blandess.
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Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004
Studio: Peach
Review brief: Peaches and Cream Country Girls Preview Expectations: This looks like a bit of a difficult one to call, the box cover makes numerous mentions of action and multi angles, and there is some signs this is a hardcore disc, but coming in I think we are in for more of a softcore striptease disc than anything, with a country girl kind of atmosphere. I'm game to give it a try regardless but the box could be more clear as to what this disc is. Initial Thoughts Well it is not hardcore sex at all, it is what my guess was, that it is a softcore kind of strip tease flick like several other Peach releases. The interesting thing though, is it is kind of a Hardcore pornstars go softcore kind of thing as Alexa Rae, Krystal Steal, and a few other hardcore hotties show us thier pretty naked bodies. This disc is a bit short, but there are quite a few angle options and a decent extras resume to make this disc fairly appealing to anyone looking for some nice playboyesque stripping with thier favorite hardcore starlets.
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Release date: 5/8/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Rose, Jennifer Luv, Christie Leigh, Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Feeding Frenzy 4 Preview Expectations: This is one of my favorite series, I know going in here that we are going to see dick sucking, dick sucking and more dick sucking. The sole plot of this series is hot girls sucking dick and swallowing the goo they get out of them if they do a good enough job. Jules has been an eye candy magician in my experience with his work, so I expect more of that too. There is only so much you can do with a one postion sex genre, but this genre does tend to get stale in most series, as they seem to just run out of gas after a while, and each one just becomes a carbon copy of the previous volumes, the last Feeding Frenzy volume showed signs of that happening here, and I hope with quattro here we get a little fresh air. Initial Thoughts A little from column A, a little from column B. Feeding Frenzy 4 keeps most everything it has done right over it's history, but it also keeps some of the things that atleast in my oppinion it doesn't do right.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: John Strong, Madison, Frank Gun, Tony T., Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Winter, Brett Rockman, Crystal Ray, Tyla Wynn, Makayla Cox, Tee Reel
Directed by: Chico Wang
Review brief: No Swallowing Allowed 2 Box Cover and Expectations: A nice shot of the lovely Madison Monroe, and a proclaimation that there are 100 face blasts in this movie, are enough to atleast peak my interest in this film, the back shows the promise of some DP action and some super cute girls trying out a new skin cream treatment also known as sperm. I don't really have expectations for this one, I've heard good things about the director Chico Wang, but I'm still a little gunshy of Diabolic since much of thier talent went elsewhere a while back. So I'm optimistic of a good reintroduction as it were. Initial Thoughts Pretty impressive showing by Mr. Wang and his discharge gang. In many ways it has the feel of a certain former director of Diabolic, but it's also a movie that has somewhat of it's own feel and sticking to a formula or not, there is a lot more to like here than there is to complain about, the feature is massive, but there is very little in the way of extras because of that. Overall I'm a step closer to being won over again by Diabolic.
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Release date: 7/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Mark Davis, Elena, Zenza Raggi, Lexington Steele, Frank Gun, Chris Charming, Desiree, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Mercedes Ashley, Skyla Banks
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Superwhores 2 Box Cover and Expectations: A Lexington Steele film is about all that needs to be said if your into massive black dicks pounding all kinds of hot little chicks. Some nice big breasts and lots of different kinds of sex seem to be in store for us here, I'm counting on some hot interacial too, and when you put great looking girls in movies with 13 inch cocks, and have those people have sex, it usually means hot stuff, so I'm hoping Mercenary pictures gets the hit on some good action. Initial Thoughts Very good, but a bit suprising. The sex is hot, the women are gorgeous, but on top of that there is a fair bit of eroticism thrown in there too, it isn't just a slam bam oops I came on your face mam kind of movie, good tease and most of the girls kind of have a sultry attitude throughout thier scenes. It is a bit timid with no real interacial and Lex does no anal in his scenes. Lex has always been a great performer, but his directing is solid too. There are lots of good reasons to check this movie out.
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Release date: 9/27/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Julian, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Taylor Rain, Julie Night, Missy Monroe, Alex Divine, Kami Andrews, Taylor Kross, Trista Post
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen 2 Box Cover and Expectations: I have to first admit, that I have been waiting for this title for months because I liked the first one so much, and when I see Taylor Rain who is one of my alltime favs on the cover, that only helps. A quick look at the back shows us some action caps and we are assured of 3 things, 1. There is gonna be a serious mess on Taylor Rain's face at some point in this film, 2. Dick sucking will be plentiful. 3. This cast is hot as hell. I'm expecting another great flick and the boxcover was done nicely. Initial Thoughts Un friggin believable is the first thing that starts coming to mind after this one, if you saw the first volume in this series and liked it your gonna love this one, and if you didn't like the first one, give this one a shot anyway because from the opening credits to the last popshot there are a lot of things done differently in this movie that for me atleast all work well. Very Very good cast, energetic sex and gallons of cum, I'm in Donut heaven.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen Box Cover and Expectations: Well looking at the front and Back cover we can deduce 2 things, 1. There are some damn fine looking girls in this video, and 2. Somebodies gonna have one hell of a cleaning bill with all the cum on these girls faces. That said I'm going in pegged with enthusiasm after seeing who is in this one, all three girls really, and also after being really thrilled with the last couple PXP titles I have seen. Initial thoughts: I don't really know what to say. This movie combines the 2 greatest things I like in porn. 1. Incredibly hot 1 on 1 sex. 2. Super hot women getting absolutely blasted with cum. This may just be the greatest movie I have ever seen and that is saying something. I'm an older chap and I've seen more porn movies than I can count, but this is trully a work of fucking art. Thank you Brandon Iron for making this movie.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Misty, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Avy Scott, Jane Darling, Anita Queen
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Photographic Mammaries Box Cover and Expectations: I have to be honest, this cover alone is enough for me to buy this disc. I love Avy Scott, and Big breasts so coming in I have real high hopes, and seeing Avy oiled and topless is raising them even further, among other things. This title obviously geared towards the breast fetish, and I don't know of a man alive who can not relate to that one, atleast at some level. Initial Thoughts WOW, just WOW. This title hits on just about all the marks that get me going. No condoms, the cast is exceptional and I mean exceptional, really great breasts on every one of these lovely ladies. Lots of hot action and some general erotic energy, mixed with some nice style. I've seen most of the other major breast series, and this one in my opinion is absolutely at or above any of thier levels. Great stuff.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Mark Davis, Brad Armstrong, T.J. Hart, Miko Lee, Nikita Denise, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: A Good Source of Iron 2 Box cover and expectations: Well a quick look at the cover shows us a torso up shot of the lovely Gia Paloma naked, mouth open and ready for action, very nice. This title is geared squarely at the oral cum swallowing fan, so if your into that kind of thing your heading in the right direction. After looking at the cover images front and back, I am more than optimistic of a good disc enclosed inside. Initial thoughts: A very well done swallowing title, with energetic girls, lots of cum and very good extras. It has some exciting additions and ommitions that make it stand out a little from some of the other top name titles in this genre, it's not perfect, but the series is heading in a great direction. Scene Breakdown: Intro scene: We start out with Gia Paloma holding a large glass, and encouraging a group of guys, who proceed to fire about 7 or 8 good sized loads of sperm into said glass.
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