E.R. Sluts Review

Preview Expectations: I have no idea what to expect, since I've never viewed a Don Goo title before, I have seen mixed reviews from them, so we will see. The title is E.R. Sluts, so I am hopeful of a nurse setup type vignette movie here, but I see no uniforms on the back of the box shots, so I don't know. The girls look pretty hot, and I'm atleast hopeful.

Initial Thoughts Well for starters the title is pretty much a lost cause. The movie does take place in a mental hospital setting, but all the ladies are mental patients and a paper gown is as close as we get to a nurse outfit. There is no E.R. (Emergency Room) type setting at all. Overall the movie is I guess average is the best word for it. The girls are all quite attractive in this one and that helps out, but the sex is pretty standard stuff without any real "wow" moments. One incredibly frustrating thing here for me, is that not one place on this disc or it's case, is there any cast identification, just names at the very end, but no faces to tell us who is who. I think I know a couple of the girls, but I'm not confident enough to go out on a limb, so for me trying to tell you the reader who these lovelys are, and for both you and I wanting to possibly check out other features with these performers in them, this is an issue.

Technical thoughts Again, average is pretty much the word of the day here. The video quality is a bit grainy and there were some frame shutters at times, but overall it isn't bad. Sound is a bit distant at times and sometimes fades in and out a bit, it isn't horrible but it could have been quite a bit better. Lighting could use a little work but again is decent and not overly problematic. Camera work is stable and acceptable but the location is a bit frustrating at times.

Female Cast (So you atleast know who is in the thing)

Gina Pearl
Simony
Kathy Euro
Yvette
Cony Ferrara

Scene Breakdown

Scene 1: Girl and a Guy

Alright on to the sex. Our pretty little blond nutcase #1 starts us out by by being led into an office to be evaluated by the good doctor. After a short interview/tease we get down to it. This girl is really cute, nice breasts and a hot little body on top of it all. She takes off her shirt and hospital issue pants, and plays with her bald beaver a bit, before the doc decides her cocksucking skill will be but into her mental health evaluation. Her oral skills are pretty decent, she gives good hand and mouth action, she looks at the camera a little too much which kind of takes away from the atmosphere, but she is fairly enthusiastic in her knob slurping. The BJ section is a little short, but after some fingering she decides to give her guy some RC riding. Soon the move into a side saddle position and stay close to that postion for a while, this girl looks really nice here and her body is something else, we work through doggy and get a little PTM action, but no anal, after she does some inverted sucking, he cranks out a load on her face, and she sucks him clean. Not a bad scene, it had a few hot moments but was fairly average. No Condoms. Duration: 25: 17 mins

Scene 2: Hot Brunette and Guy

After our first of many looks at the swinging light bulb, we get one of the male aids taking a glass of water down to our next patient in a straight jacket. This is one sexy woman, and when the clothes come off, she really shines. He loosens her jacket and pulls it up before fingering and munching on her completely shaven pussy, (damn these mental hospitals have good grooming) very shortly though she needs to feed her hunger, and goes mental on his dick with her mouth. She can suck dick as hot as she looks, and really attacks his rod with nice energy and form. Again though the BJ is all too short and soon he gets her hot little body in position and bangs her hard in doggy style right off the bat. She soon hops on his dick in RC, and the energy continues, now no clothing what so ever remains, so the hospital plot is kind of lost, but this girl looks so smoking its a good thing. We soon get Cowgirl, Sidesaddle and missionary postions before he snacks on her for a minute again, the energy continued throughout all the postions and both performers seemed to really be into one another. I guess the fingering got him overloaded, and he just has to unload cause soon he pulls up his dick to her face and gives her a nice blast to end a pretty hot scene. Again another hot euro girl with no anal, a bit suprising actually. Pretty standard but nice energy one on one scene. No condoms. Duration: 23:28 mins

Scene 3: Brunette with 2 guys

Another nice looking Euro girl starts us out for scene 3. She is another patient in her bed, but she is frisky today and playing with her shaved pussy in her hospital gown. She pulls out a big pink dildovibe and starts sucking it while she uses her hand down below. Soon two male aids come in, and before much of anything else, they present thier dicks to her for some stoking while they fondle and caress her body. She sucks one of the guys as the other goes down on her, both are fairly tame and lackluster, after she plays with both dicks for a while, one of the guys moves south and starts to fuck her pussy. The clothes come off and the guys switch positions. One of the guys slowly works the vibe in and out of her pussy, while she methodically sucks the other. This is another really attractive girl, but the scene is just pretty average with no a lot of passion or energy instilled in it, and the tame acts only make the scene feel more canned. You just never feel like these people are actually having sex in a hospital, it feels like 3 people being paid to screw on camera. The mad doctor comes in and takes one of the guys away, and only the other remains, we get some doggy action and some nice side saddle before she jerks out a near non existent load from him to end the scene. I really like the girl here, but the scene just has little to offer. No condoms. Scene Duration: 25:16 mins

Scene 4: 2 blondes and a guy

Now we have what appears to be an infirmary type setting as two hot blonde patients play around on the a bed, while a guy who kind of looks to be in bad shape is lying unaware in the bed next to them. Shortly though the girls move into postion with one squatting over his face to be licked, and the other going down to suck his dick for old times sake. The girls spend more time playing with each other and fumbling with undressing the other one than they do with the guy, this could have been just fine, but it's more awkward looking than sexy, once everyone is naked they play and touch each other a bit before the guy mounts one of the girls in the doggy position. He screws each girl in the pussy in 1 position, while the other girl sort of plays with the herself and the girl being screwed, soon the guys blows his load on the second girls belly and the other girl does a little post cum cleanup. The girls 69 and finger each other for a while after the cumshot, but half the time we don't really see much and the girls don't seem into it. Another pretty lackluster scene. No condoms. Duration: 21: 51 mins

Scene 5: A blonde and a guy

We get virtually no lead in on this one, as the pretty blond patient throws a guy up against the wall drops down and puts his half hard dick in her mouth, very short, but some energetic blowjob action none the less. We soon cut to the two now in a room with the guy fingering and licking her while she is on a counter top, soon a coworker of the guy's shows up in the doorway and bitches at the him for slacking off and orders him elswhere, but the boss picks up where the other guy left off, dropping down and getting a taste of the patients pussy. He gets bored quickly and slides his dick into her pussy for his turn. We get missionary, doggy and a few modifieds of each, before he gives her face a nice blast of jizz to cap things off. Not a bad way to finish off the movie, but again a bit distant and closeup heavy. No condoms. Scene duration: 14:12 mins

Extra Stuff

Pretty light on the extra's here, just a couple of minute cumshot recap from the feature which is less than impressive, a 4 minute preview reel of other Don Goo productions, a repeat of those phone sex adds, and some website info, not really enough to stand on its own here.

In The End

There is an audience for a movie like this, and If your into nice looking girls having simple sex with no frills, and condom free, then you might like this movie. On the other hand, if your looking for a nurse genre, this falls short, and if you like anal, or high technical quality and really energetic sex, this movie is probably going to dissappoint you, because it really is pretty bland. I don't fault the movie for not being my cup of tea, but I do fault it for several other factors. The feature is stranded together by a theme, but there is no story or much of any lines and really does little with the Emergency Room attempt. Technically the movie has some flaws that really are below what most solid adult studios are putting out now, and there are no real extras of any sort. Many Don Goo pictures can be found in the 15 dollar or under range online, and It is difficult for me to recommend this one at even that range, The girls deserved better, but this really is run of the mill unspectacular porn. Rent or buy at your own risk on this one. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.