Jimbob's Movie Reviews with Trailers (4)
Release date: 8/2/2006
Reviewed on: 8/17/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, John West, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Rob Longshot, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Seth Dickens, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Haley Scott, Ryan Knox, Courtney Simpson, Jamie Huxley, Mike Hash, Steve James, Alektra Blue, Lee Bang, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Slash, Tommy Lee, Keith Richards. All of them well known rock stars. But it's a bashing of skin and a solo effort of another kind that brings unique director and versatile performer Brandon Iron to their level. "She gave up her ass for the good of the world." he says of Dillan Lauren when she opted for a butt-fucking in one of his founding titles Baker's Dozen. As if this was an act of good will towards others, done in the interests of the viewer rahter than to meet a budget. But fuck him, and his immortal porn-god status, his filler-free, disregard for cookie-cutter porn, his frequent Robin Hood attitude which brings us mind-boggling movies with cum-to-gal ratios that every mighty porn studio has time-and-again failed to match. Fuck him - the man who made Amber Rayne's face disappear fro Jake Malone and who made Jasmine Tame the chick that made watching Joey Silvera interesting again must stand aside. With Good Source of Iron 6, it's all about the standard of hot chicks. Never has this series played host to such a-grade performers. Watch this film.
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Release date: 1/16/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Silvia Saint, Valentina Velasquez, Mandy Bright, Katsuni, Vanessa Hill, Sarah James, Katy Caro, Sabrina Rose, Kyra Banks, Janet Joy, Brenda Brown
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: An eye-catching release such as a Christoph Clark double dvd deserves a review - especially when the cover and trailer feature an assembly of chicks so hot that you think you're in for the one of the great gangbang finales in porn history. Sadly, pornutopia won't be found here. This is a movie that unoriginally tracks the sexual re-education of the still very alluring Tiffany Minx. But really, why take someone so experienced and engaging as Ms Minx and pretend she's an amateur? This movie arrived through my letter box the same day as Rocco's 'Dark Side of Suzan' and it's impossible for me not to compare the two. Dark Side was spontaneous, effortless and stunning - the best Rocco film i've seen - simply for the way it was honest in capturing the sexuality of its performers. The point is that surely you'd make a film about one woman's prowess - if anything - rather than get her to be something she isn't. I've not seen Katsumi's Dirty Deeds yet, but I imagine that likewise, it stikes the nail on the head a little better than this. The build up to Tiffany's DP is cute.
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Release date: 3/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/16/2005
Studio: Vertigo Videos
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Starring: Mandy Bright, Gia Paloma, Deja Daire, Vanilla Skye, Makayla Cox
Review brief: Girth, Wind & Fire is subtitled interracial for the double-penetration nation. Here we have a very promising movie. On any other day this film could have been called balls-deep in the bedroom because here in black on white is a film going full pelt into some of the untapped realms of fine female orifices. Vertigo films look undoubtedly classy from their artwork and DVD menus. Certainly the box front cover stands apart from the competition. But we cant judge a fuck flick on these criteria, so lets get on into the action. Gia Paloma is sat on the edge of a bed quilted with red satin sheets. She's dressed in ladies wear - not slut wear - nor run-of-the-mill porn attire. She has a black rose in her hair and sits legs folded patiently waiting for two huge black men to come and screw her. The presentation here is careful and deliberate. Gia is playing some sort of sex-starved housewife hussy. She looks better than Ive ever seen her look before, when her appetite for circus acts has given the make-up departments an afternoon off work - and she's performing better too.
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Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2005
Studio: Mayhem
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Starring: Nick East, Jeremy Steele, Dave Hardman, Tony Tedeschi, Mickey G., John West, Johnny Thrust, Scott Lyons, Trevor Slide, Brian Pumper, Trent Tesoro, Lauren Phoenix, Ariana Jollee, Seth Dickens, Alec Knight, Richard Kline
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: The film is good, but just not as good as it should be. I mean Lauren Phoenix in a gangbang!!! It's like if you gave the camera to a complete amateur and asked them to shoot Lauren Phoenix it would still be worth watching!! I just don't think Mayhem take the time they should with their flicks. Lauren in a gangbang is a real coup and they should have realised that and made it amazing and more organised. I liked the fact that she was apparently drunk and wild, and i can believe that Lauren's finest round butt in porn status is acheived by a mix of heavy drinking and serious gym work. However, i would have liked it to have been done say in the Christoph Clark style for one thing, with lace etc, or in the Red Light style, where cum-drinking would be essential... Mayhem does neither. Both scenes end with messy facials, which i suppose fit in with the frenzied clusterfuck feel, but the film could have offered so much more. Clusterfuck 1 with Aurora Snow, which i think was done by Skeeter, had toys, triple penetrations, etc.
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