Evil_Rip's Movie Reviews with Trailers (19)
Release date: 5/12/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Sabrine Maui
Review brief: My Plaything Sabrine Maui Well well well, I actually bought a DVD that cost more than $4 bucks... and present to you the first review of My plaything Sabrine Maui... Wow the opening is Sabrina telling you how she "feels" then the DVD menu is animated and she's still talking, teasing you to choose in the DVD... I want to do things to you, I want you to do things to me.. and then she's rubbing her self telling you she has all the time in the world. So the animated menu is her rubbing herself waiting for you to pick which feature you'd like to go to. It loops on her rubbing her self. There's Naughty and NIce modes. Presentation: The DVD doesn't take up the full screen. There is room left at the top and bottom for the menu system. So It appears this is Widescreen porn. LOL But then when you read the instructions... there's multiple viewing angles..
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Release date: 7/28/2003
Reviewed on: 9/23/2003
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: John Strong, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Catalina, Jessica Darlin, Olivia Saint, Melanie Jagger, Olivia O'Lovely, Allison Wyte
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: What! There are no reviews for Ass Cream Pies? Considering how many hardcore questions are asked everyday in the forum you'd think there'd be a hundred reviews for this movie. Well there probably aren't any because they're all too busy waxing the tiger. ;) Now this is a dirty movie. You can tell its going to be a dirty dirty movie from the opening. Especially when you see the guy spread catalina's ass checks apart and she farts out and squirts the cum onto the floor. Hell I think we see three or four more cream pies before the first scene. Olivia O'Lovely sits on a real cream pie and shakes her ass with all that cream on it. Since I'm not good at giving anyone the blow by blow description. Let's keep this short: Olivia O'Lovely: Girl has some strange tattos. She looks good. She's lying face down on a couch while being rear-ened and the cream just spills out slowly. We see some nasty closeups of our puckered and waiting asshole. They do not smother her face with a pie at the end. Catalina: Overall I think this girl was the hottest in the movie.
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Release date: 5/18/2002
Reviewed on: 8/15/2003
Studio: Private
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Starring: David Perry, Steve Holmes, Sophie Evans, Franco Roccaforte, Loureen Kiss, Lynn Stone, Toni Ribas, Claudia Jackson, Sandra Iron
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Without Limits 2 Studio: Private Starring: Claudia Jackson, David Perry, Franco Roccaforte, Loureen Kiss, Lynn Stone, Sandra Irons, Sophie Evans, Steve Holmes, Tony Ribas First Impression: Yippie a Private Film Expectation: I was expecting a lot from them, hey its Private Looks: The cover's hot Likes: The great looking people Dislikes: Dubbing! Review Well I don't do well with movies that have plots. And I do like the way private movies are filmed. They look great. The people in them are a lot better looking then other movies. This movie doesn't start out sexy for most guys. As there's an interview with the hot blonde, then the main actor is doing pushups and sit ups in his underwear. Guess this is something for the ladies to watch.This movie is dubbed. Does that get in the way? Well for me it did. I'd rather watch a movie in its original language and have subtitles. I cycled through the tracks trying to find the original language and I couldn't.I think for the most part the sounds of sex were real.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/16/2003
Studio: Vivid Wave
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Starring: Scott Irish, Randy Spears, Mimi Miyagi, Debi Diamond, Shawnee, Hyapatia Lee, Tim Wakefield
Directed by: Nancy Nemo
Review brief: Title: Made In Japan Studio: vivid wave Starring: Mimi Miyagi, Hyapatia Lee, Shawnee, Debbie Diamond, Tim Wakefield, Scott Irish, Randy Spears First Impression: I had seen the opening on VCD. And for $4.99 why not see the rest? What I should have done: I should have skipped this and gone with HoustonDon's approach and picked up TinaT movies during that sale. Review: Mimi introduces herself and tries to dispell some myths about Asian women. So far so good. But this opening scene seems to be cut a bit short. Hey what was I expecting? Vivid's had this reputation. Well this DVD poses as an asian DVD movie. Which it is not, sure it has some Mimi in it but does she alone make it an asian DVD?? I think not. On the back of the DVD: "Think of it as shogun meets show world. But with a bed instead of a runway. Made in japan. You will think you are turning Japanese, You will really think so." Uhmmm I don't think so. Mimi is the only Japanese person in this movie. Everyone else is.. Not. She masturbates between each of the scenes. And only appears in the final scene.
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Release date: 10/9/2002
Reviewed on: 2/16/2003
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Pat Myne, Maria [I] (ambiguous), Sandy, Joel Lawrence, Suzie, Aurora Snow, Vito, Marie, Phoenix Ray, Johnny Slovak, Julia Crow, Charlotte, Denis Marti, Julia De Brava
Directed by: Constance Le
Review brief: UPDATED FOR MY ERROR SEE SECTION X BELOW. Teen Sensations DVSX Overall: 4 FemaleLooks: 3.5 Male Looks: 2.5 Sex: 4 Extras: 4.5 Audio/Vid: 2.5 Value: 15.67 Review: What do we have here? A porn line with young girls. There's not a lot of talk. Just getting it onto the action. The second Scene stars Suzy at the Gym. Her boyfriend tells her to go take a shower. And we're treated to a nice lovely lady taking a shower. I guess she took to long because when she comes out of it. He's complaining the Gyms' closed everyone's gone. Well she has a special workout in mind. I think one of the best parts of this scene is when he's fucking her on one of thse gym benches he pulls out and then starts to eat her for a bit. Now that's nice. What I didn't like was he sometimes stuck his foot in the camera. IF we're going to be looking at feet I'd rather see hers. SECTION X - UPDATE 1: Another good scene is with an Actress that, at least to me, looks a lot like Anna Kournikova. Marie looks all sweet and innocent then she dresses up all naughty and trys to go to a concert.
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Release date: 12/10/2002
Reviewed on: 1/4/2003
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Jazz, Darren James, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Loni, Kianna, Brett Rockman, Sin-nye, Kianna Dior, Luxie, Denis Marti, Nika Lani
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Sakura Tales #1 Studio: DVSX First Impressions: I've been eyeing the screenshots on the DVSX website for awhile now. Review: We first meet Loni and she tells us the story of her first time. She's a student and she goes next door to seduce her neighbor. This is is pretty hot. She's talking and moaning throughout. Telling the guy to fuck her harder. At one point someone slaps the guys ass. I think to myself. How she just slapped his ass now that's kinda hot. But! latter on and many times throughout this scene the guy is slapping his own ass. What the hell? I couldn't help but think, "Why you slapping your own ass buddy? It itch or something?" Everytime he did it, I found myself not enjoying the action but chuckling a little bit. But the overall this scene is good. Luxi is a rather cute girl, she has an adorable accent. Luxi the good girl gone bad. She's teamed up with a British guy (well to me anyone with his accent is British). She tells us she's tired of being a good girl and wants to do something bad. she's a college student studying english.
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Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 6/11/2001
Studio: Avalon
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Review brief: For an interactive DVD review start here. Chest full of Asians Studio: Asian Eyes Type: Busty, Asian, Import Starring: Hiromi, Misa, Yuri, Kyoko, Ai, Satomi, Rumi, Chika, Juko, Nana First Impression: DVD claims Big Breasted Asian girls. Most of the imported Asian porn isn't the good stuff. Its usually amateurs. Hopefully this will change. So I wasn't expecting too much. Looks: The box has some pretty girls. Look at some of those large breasts, wow! Likes: All natural Japanese girls, No mosaic censorship, large natural breasts. A lot of enthusiastic girls Dislikes: Okay, each of these scenes are too short! Yes there are 10 scenes, 11 if you count the bonus. But there's a problem. The way they edit this they we know that the action has gone longer than what they show. I think its been edited to fit the all these girls on the DVD. The Bonus scene.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 5/20/2001
Studio: Vivid Raw
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Starring: Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Rayne, Olivia, Hunter Scott, Wesley Pipes, Lita Chase, Gina Lynn, Alexxxis Tyler, Belladonna, Travis Knight
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Action Sports Sex 9 Studio: Vivid Raw Type: Gonzo Staring: Hunter Scott, Pat Myne, Belladonna, Vince Voyeur, Olivia, Lita Chase, Rayne, Wesley Pipes, Alexxxis Tyler, Gina Lynn, Travis Extra's: Same old vivid stuff, I didn't bother to check First Imression: I've enjoyed most of the Action Sports Sex (ASS) series. The cover looked interesting so I thought hey why not. Review: Each of these DVD tries to have a sports theme. Today's theme is martial arts. So many of the scenes take place in a martial arts gym (might be a dojo but can't tell) We start off with a young lady cooking breakfast. Mmmmmmmmm I love breakfast.. But then we loose our appetite. Why? Look at her boobies. They are so obviously fake. And that's not the worst part. This lady, Hunter, has sagging implant look. The breasts look like they want to fall off. They are way too big and fake. How could anyone do that to themselves! Frankly I did not like this scene at all. Next we move onto the gym where Vince services up a nice young girl.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Heatwave
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Starring: Deborah Wells, Katie, Zenza Raggi, Claudia, Nikki Anderson, Mercedes, Chris Charming, Rewhard, Monica Baal, Reinhardt, Ketthy Divan
Review brief: The Aphrodisiac Studio: Heatwave Starring Female: Nikki Anderson Looks: a lot of hot girls. But! BUT!! A whole slew of ugly men! There is a guy who looks like Frankenstein. He's not even using makeup. He's very gross. First Impression: Hey look a hospital. An ambulance on the cover. Yippie lets see what sex is like in the hospital. ;) Oh man this sucked! Likes: Nikki Anderson was okay. But Cute Nurse #1 now she was hot. But she fucked ugly doctor #2. = ( Dislikes: Every guy except the mechanic. Ewwwwwwwwwww so ugly I was scared. Review: I didn't realize until afterwards that this DVD stars Niki Anderson. She's one of Private's hot Euro-Blondes. She just happens to be in this Heatwave DVD. She's in the first scene. She's a patient in a hospital. And you guessed it she has sex with her doctor. She doesn't look as good as she normally is in Private releases. So let me tell you about the plot. these 2 doctors develop a drug that makes people horny. You guessed it, it's an Aphrodisiac. Well they need to smuggle it out of the country.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Legend
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Earl Slate, Erik Everhard, Tera Patrick, Eve Eden, Jezebel, Kerri
Review brief: Real Sex Magazine 23 Starring Female: Tera Patrick Jezebel Eve Eden Kerri Looks: Beautiful girls. YeaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaa! Likes: Great looking girls. The innocent look on Jezebels face. Dislikes: Jezebel is a pretty young girl. But shes so thin. Its scary thin. First Impression: Ive heard all the hype surrounding Tera. So I thought Id pick up this early title of hers. Hey not bad at all. Review: Naughty, naughty. I see Tera Patrick. She delivers the usual Tera performance. A hot girl getting it one, yet not over doing it, that is what I like. There is just something about those big breasts that make me sleepy. There is one scene in particular that I'd like talk about. It's a solo scene with a brunette, Jezebel Eve. Her feet look a bit weird but anyway, she's supposed to be shaving her pussy. Well we can already tell she has already shaved down there. The bad part about this is it destroys the illusion of the shave. We know there's no blade in the razor. And she shaves so unrealistically and so rough.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Vivid Raw
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Starring: Inari Vachs, Chloe, Dee [II] (classic female), Liza Harper, Charlie, Raylene, India, Katie Gold, Flower, Petra
Review brief: Femme II Studio: Vivid Raw Starring Female: Charlie, Chloe, Dee, Flower, Inari Vachs, India, Katie Gold, Liza Harper, Petra, RAyLENE! Looks: OMG! Look at all the lovely ladies. Raylene and Chloe in a scene together! Oh yes talk about hot. Inari and Charlie! Oh my all the hot girls. First Impression: Another DVD purchase based on Saki's review. So please read it. I bought this one over a year ago. Likes: all the girls. Chloes Enthusiasm. Raylene! Inari. All the girls actually. Dislikes: The scene with Flower and I think Katie Gold. Hey these girls are moaning and giggling. I want to hear! Stupid music. Music: Damn Music getting in the way. Review: This is an all girl DVD. Let's say the cast is great. Oh my the first scene has Chloe, Raylene, & Charlie. At the time of purchase I was looking for DVDs that stared Raylene. This DVD doesn't disappoint it also made me into a real Chloe fan. Previously I had only seen Chloe in Ancient Asian Sex Secrets (btw, there weren't any secrets revealed). The film quality is good.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Vivid Raw
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Dave Hardman, Raylene, Vince Vouyer, Chennin Blanc, Midori, Kenya, Diana Devoe, Jade Marcela, Cheyne Collins, Brooke Hunter, Frankie LaRue
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Color Blind 3 Studio: Vivid Raw Starring Female: Midori, Raylene, Frankie Lah Rue, Dianna DeVoe, Jade Marcela, Chennin Looks: Interracial Girls and Interracial Guys hot bodies especially Raylene, Midori, And Frankie Lah Rue. First Impression: After being seriously disappointed with Color Blind 2, and picking this one up after the 4.99 sale. I was expecting maybe one good scene and the rest total crap. Boy was I wrong! Likes: Interacial theme. Sure we get a variety of the women. But hey we need more diversity in the guys too. Dislikes: OH my god there were annoying Camera Shots! I mean we actually see the photographer taking pix of the action? WTF is that all about. There is even a part where the camera is focused on a photographer taking the pix.. we dont see any action for like 30 seconds.. just to focus on some ugly guy taking pictures of people fucking. Hey I paid to see people have sex.. I did not pay to watch a Guy Watching a Guy Taking pictures of people having sex that is not right.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Vivid Raw
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Starring: Steve Hatcher, Inari Vachs, Jake Steed, Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Rudy, Azlea, Pat Myne, Steve Taylor [I], Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Sabrina Johnson, Carolina, Darren James, Shelbee Myne, Robby D., Don Upton, Veronica Caine, Angelica De La Sol
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Action Sports Sex Studio: Vivid Raw: Starring Female: Sabrina, Caroline, Shelby Myne, Azlea Antistia, Inari Vachs, Angelica De La Soul, Barrett Moore Starring Male: Jake Steed, Rick Masters, Tony Tedeschi, Steve Hatcher, Lexington Steele, Steve Taylor, Robby D., Don Upton, Darren, Pat, Ruby, Marcus. First Impression: What an impressive cast! Wow Sabrina, Azlea and Inari? Wow... and the action is great. More than the 9.99 I paid for this buttercup of a DVD. Likes: All the beautiful women. Mr. Steeles big black dick. (Hey that thing defies nature Im surprised he can get it up and make it stay that way for awhile hey he does do the choke and shove on occasion..but for him.. Its understandable..) Inari! Azlea Azlea Inari!!.. Sabrina Johnston.. and her great accent.. oh me oh me.. hey did I mention Inari..Azlea and Sabrina? Dislikes: Variable Video Quality. DVD authoring isnt very flexable at all so I can understand the problems with these first few videos. But hopefully we wont see this problem in the future.. we also have to remember the source quality might not have been all that great to begin with..
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
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Starring: Kelsey Heart, Nico Treasures, Raquel DeVine, Randy Rage, Elena, Liza Harper, Phyllisha Anne, Gina Ryder, India, Azlea, Cheyenne Silver, Sabrina, Vanessa, Melanie Stone, Xtacee, Marilyn Star, Wildcat, Randi Rage, Montana Gunn, Torri
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Vivid Wave
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Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Nikki Tyler, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Celeste, Amber Woods
Directed by: Paul Norman
Review brief: Bedlam Studio: Vivid Wave Starring Female: Celeste, Jenteal, Nikki Tyler, Amber Woods Looks: Oh man she is hot. Speaking about Celeste. First Impression: Well I was expecting better picture and audio quality. Considering I use to have the VCD. Well it delivered that. Likes: Celeste and the Plot Dislikes: Video Quality is better than my VCD but still not upto par for what DVD should be. Reviews: Good sex with a plot! Now that's rare. I have Bedlam on VCD. It was great! Nikki Tyler & Celeste how hot is that. Well anyways I bought this DVD a long time ago. The video quality is better than my VCD which is to be expected. What makes this DVD special? The plot. The story is about an old bed telling the other younger beds about its life story. His stories are all about SEX! Each story is about who has done the nasty deed on him. Mostly great sex scenes. There is one funny editing glitch that was on my VCD which also appears on the DVD. In the scene with the prostitute and she comes out of the restroom.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Big Top
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Vivid Raw
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Starring: Jeanna Fine, Christy Canyon, Sana Fey, Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Randy Rage, Elena, Chris Cannon, Raylene, Rick Masters, Kary Evers, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Vanessa, Jack Hammer, Jonathan, Emilia, Julian St. Jox, Peris Bleau, Alana Evans
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Action Sports Sex 3 Studio: Vivid RAW Starring Female: Kary, Jeanna Fine, Elena, Randi Rage, Raylene, Alana, Sana Fey, Emillia Starring Male: Jack Hammer, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Mr. Marcus, Chris Cannon, Julian St. Jox Looks: Oh yeah the looks are hot. Raylene has some amazing eyes. I love how they role into the back of her head. All the girls are good looking overall. First Impression: Wow Action sports sex again. Hmmmm Raylene again? Well lets pick it up. What do you expect for a 9.99 dvd? Not much what do you get? A lot more than 9.99! Review: Heyday! Raylene is back in this installment of Action Sports Sex. She's got some beautiful eyes. And a gorgeous ass. Oh wait, she's using her ass this time. You naughty girl. She looks so hot doing the backdoor romp. The first time I saw Raylene I thought "Wow what an amazing ass she has." It was a clip I had downloaded from the Newsgroups. And as soon as that is on DVD Ill be sure to pick it up. For those that aren't Raylene fans.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Vivid Raw
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Dave Hardman, Raylene, Phyllisha Anne, Rick Masters, Pat Myne, Christgen Wolf, Kristina St. James, Halli Aston, Suzi Suzuki, Zoe May, Robby D., Alana Evans, Vanity Irons
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Action Sports Sex 2 Studio: Vivid RAW Starring Female: Kristina St. James, Halli Aston, Christgen Wolf, Vanity, Alana, Phyllisha Anne, Suzi Suzuki, Zoe May Starring Male: Dave Hardman, Bobby Vitale, Rick Masters, Pat Myne, Robby D. Looks: Good looking girls. First Impression: Well what can you expect from a series that bases itself on a sports theme? I dont know. So I had to find out. Plus with these things always on sale for dirt-cheap might as well take a look. Likes: Overall some good looking girls. Some good action. I liked Suzi Suzukis performance. But I think the scene was edited a little too badly. Dislikes: Suzi Suzukis scene seemed a bit too short. Like they cut out stuff to make it fit onto the DVD or VHS (we will never know with Vivid) Music: well I dont exactly remember anything.. so it cant be bad. Review: This is the first DVD of the series I bought & watched. The first scene is rather nasty.
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Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 7/18/2000
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Erika Bella, Penelope, Coralie, Anita Blond, Suzy Cat, Jacqueline Wild, Stefania Sartori
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: TITLE: World Sex Tour #1 Studio: Anabolic Directed: Sean Michaels Starring: Erica Bella, Suzy Cat, Stephania Satori, Penelope, Jacqueline Wild, Mark Davis, Sean Michaels Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Upcoming releases, Full Motion Chapter Selection, CumShot Playback First Impression: Girls from around the world? Not quiet. Just girls from Europe. Plot: Sean and Mark are going around Europe and having sex with young girls. Likes: Penelope she is so cute. The thing that I liked the most about this movie was Sean and Mark having sex with Coralie a hot girl on the subway. They had to start and stop to hide from anyone that would come by and see them. Good, funny! All natural Girls too. Music: Nice but its TOO FUCKING LOUD!!! I want to hear some moaning. Scenes: 1. Penelope Nice young girl, takes it in all openings. Shes a very fresh face. She doesnt speak English at all. 2. Suzy Cat Hot Brunnette that takes on both Sean and Mark.
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