Ass Cream Pies Review

Reviewed by Evil_Rip  on  9/23/2003

What! There are no reviews for Ass Cream Pies? Considering how many hardcore questions are asked everyday in the forum you'd think there'd be a hundred reviews for this movie.
Well there probably aren't any because they're all too busy waxing the tiger. ;)

Now this is a dirty movie.
You can tell its going to be a dirty dirty movie from the opening. Especially when you see the guy spread catalina's ass checks apart and she farts out and squirts the cum onto the floor. Hell I think we see three or four more cream pies before the first scene.

Olivia O'Lovely sits on a real cream pie and shakes her ass with all that cream on it.

Since I'm not good at giving anyone the blow by blow description.
Let's keep this short:
Olivia O'Lovely: Girl has some strange tattos. She looks good. She's lying face down on a couch while being rear-ened and the cream just spills out slowly.
We see some nasty closeups of our puckered and waiting asshole. They do not smother her face with a pie at the end.

Catalina: Overall I think this girl was the hottest in the movie. She jigles her ass with all that lovely whipped cream on it.
She takes two in the ass. The first just oozes out and the first bit has some remenets of POO! Yuck, nasty, ruins the fantasy? Or it just seems all too real and enhances the reality and therefore makes the fantasy even hotter? You decide. (for me it's the latter)
The second cream pie is the one she fart-squirts onto the floor. They smother her face with a pie at the end, and she says "Thank You" as the scene ends

Melanie Jagger: Nice breasts. She takes on a big black guy ( Lex steele?) . Cream pie occurs in the missionary position. She does those anal flexes/puckering to push out the cum. It just sort of drips out. Not too much cum in there. They smother her face with a pie.

Olivia Saint: Now this girl has some ass fat. and she shakes around a bit in a leather mini-skirt which soon comes off. She DPs in this scene. For some reason Lex pulls out of her ass and cums on her face/mouth. The guy cums in her ass and it just spewwws out of her. She even licks his some of the cum off the guys finger. Then bam she's at it again trying to get some more cream. This time there's not much evidence of it. The guy kinda cums right outside her ass. We here a fart and the rest spills out. They slam cream pie on her face.

Allison Wyte: This girl has a tiny ass. She has that sandy hair color, kinda reminds you of steph. ;O
The guy slowly pulls out and cums near her opening. Fart bubbles and it drips out of her. No pie to the face.

Jessica Darling: I don't think she's as attractive as she was in Whack Attack. But she's got an even nicer ass now, and good on camera charisma. The cream pie occurs with her on the bent over on the stairs. She pushes her ass lips out and give the camera a pucker. But not much drips out. And she gets a pie in the face.

Final Thoughts
So did I like this movie. Overall yes!
The end credits are pretty much a cream pie recap!

But what I didn't care for was the pie to the face! What the hell was that about. Sure I can kind understand having the girls sit in a "cream pie" and shake their whip creamed covered asses for the camera. But why cover their faces with pie?

If they ever make a sequel to this fine fill, please leave out the pie to the face.

But overall I think fans of the anal cream pie will love this. Not too much talk, just down and dirty business.