Evil_Rip's Movie Reviews (64 - page 3)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/18/2000
Studio: Samurai
Starring: Helicopter Man, Marisu Kamishiro, Ayane Nakayama, Kazuchika Oku, Joe Ohshima
Review brief: TITLE: Perverted Older Asians Studio: Samurai Directed: Tanaka Starring: Female: Marisu Kamijo, Miho Yuki, Ayane Nakayama, Sanae, Kanae Yoshida, Male: Joe Ohsima, Meatball, Rocky Ishibashi, Helicopter Man, Kazuchika Oku, Jiro Itsuki Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Slide Show, Chapter Selection, Previews SAMURAI DVD Review: Prologue Why do I keep buying these DVDs? They arent cheap. Yet Here I am owning a whole lot of them. All purchased in mass quantity with some nice coupons of course. So what is it? Is the action great? Well that depends. If we compare it to all porn in general, then no. If we only look at this as Japanese-Only, then It is alright. Some of it is good.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/22/2000
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Lin Dog, Dave Hardman, Megan Reed, Naomi, Kaire, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Meka Johnson, Devlin Weed, Lil Ass, Cinna Bunz
Review brief: TITLE: Black Beach Patrol 2 Studio: Horizon DVD Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sided DVD Features: Trailers, Naughty Girls (seems like they have a few stars and show a scene), Slide Show First Impression: Hmmm. This wasnt a very good movie. Plot: No plot really. They are supposed to be lifeguards in Los Angeles. Likes: I suppose nice big butts. Girls that can suck their own nipples. Funny Ending. Music: Not memorable. Scenes: There are Seven scenes on this DVD. Scene One: Has a white guy and two black women. They do it in a van. At first he is alone with his hunny. Then a cute black lady approaches and joins them. The scene ends with a facial. And they start talking about how they are late for work. Its funny Scene Two: Two guys are yelling at each other over something. (I put the DVD in FFx8 mode here) A lady enters and is trying out to be a life guard. Well the two guys give her a different kind of audition. Scene Three: At a pool side, a guy who looks half Japanese and Black with a young lady. He starts out by eating her on top of a rock. He then fingers her while he eats her.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/21/2000
Studio: NuTech
Starring: Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Leanna Heart, Sana Fey, Felecia, Mark Davis, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Taylor Moore, Jonathan Morgan, Amber
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: TITLE: Sex Lies & The President Studio: NuTech Directed: Francios Clousot Starring: Jonathan Morgan, Tina Tyler, Amber, Tye, Sana Fey, Felicia, Taylor Moore, Lee Anna Heart, Tom Byron, Marc Davis, Ian Daniels, Vince Vouyer Running Time: ~1:40 Format: Single Sided DVD Features: Trailers, Behind the Scenes, Slide Show, Star Bios, Outtakes, DTS and Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtracks! First Impression: Wait is that the Dolby digital Trailer? Wow. This is a very well made DVD. Animated Menus plenty of extras. DTS and Dolby 5.1 Audio tracks. A Plot: Very Good plot. The president is caught with six hookers and he decides to flee the country with his wife and his crew. At the hideaway there are also several interns. =) Morgan is really funny as the president. Likes: Tina Tyler attitude. Morgans constant jokes and manner. Hes like a clumsy, horny guy. And he says some of the funniest things. Especially if you watch the outtakes.
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Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 7/22/2000
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Christopher Alexander
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: TITLE: Penetration #1 Studio: Anabolic Directed: Christoph Clark Starring: Lili, Cecile, Lora, Vanda, Veronique, Katrin, Barbara, Melanie, Viola, Geraldina, Claudia Running Time: ~2:20 Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Upcoming releases, Full Motion Chapter Selection, CumShot Playback First Impression: I want My Money Back! Had this been the first Anabolic Title I had seen I would have given up on the entire company and Black-List them for eternity. A certain Star recommended Anabolic to me. Well so far its 2/3 good. And this one is in the toilet. I paid $20 something for this title and I feel violated. Plot: No Plot, not like it would help. Likes: Whats there to like? There are like two really hot girls in the entire movie. But This alone is not enough to redeem this DVD. Music: No music! Scenes: Let us generalize the entire DVD as a loose collection of unrelated scenes.
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Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 7/18/2000
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Erika Bella, Penelope, Coralie, Anita Blond, Suzy Cat, Jacqueline Wild, Stefania Sartori
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: TITLE: World Sex Tour #1 Studio: Anabolic Directed: Sean Michaels Starring: Erica Bella, Suzy Cat, Stephania Satori, Penelope, Jacqueline Wild, Mark Davis, Sean Michaels Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Upcoming releases, Full Motion Chapter Selection, CumShot Playback First Impression: Girls from around the world? Not quiet. Just girls from Europe. Plot: Sean and Mark are going around Europe and having sex with young girls. Likes: Penelope she is so cute. The thing that I liked the most about this movie was Sean and Mark having sex with Coralie a hot girl on the subway. They had to start and stop to hide from anyone that would come by and see them. Good, funny! All natural Girls too. Music: Nice but its TOO FUCKING LOUD!!! I want to hear some moaning. Scenes: 1. Penelope Nice young girl, takes it in all openings. Shes a very fresh face. She doesnt speak English at all. 2. Suzy Cat Hot Brunnette that takes on both Sean and Mark.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/16/2000
Studio: Private
Starring: Channone, Ian Daniels, Missy, Melissa Hill, Stan, Lana Sands, Laura Palmer, Diana, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Mike Foster, Andrea, Rachel, Judith, Katy, Anita Blonde, Dina Jewel, Tammi Ann, Nikki Anderson, Wanda Curtis, Silvia Saint, Kitty, Jon Dough, Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Goldie, Michael, Alexandra, Frank, Lennox, Rita, John Walton, Frank Towers, Fefe, Monique Covet, Katja Kean, Katalin, Tania Russof, Demia Moore, Kimi Gee, Nastasy, Nick Lang, Agnes, Kevin Long, Laura Angel, Lydia Chanel, Mephisto, Cecile, Bruno SX, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Joy, Dino Toscani, Linda, Sorrica, Melinda, Natasha Storm, Elone, Nataly, Gabriella Wolf, Miralda, Frank Versace, Jean-Pierre Armand, Nikolette, Cassandra Wilde, Anette, Claudia James, John B., David O., Peter Tree, Frantisec, Richard. Langin, Boke Ashley, P. Soine, Nikky Andersson, J. Journe, Vanessa D’ Angely, A. Rey, F. Gun, Y. Prince, A. Youngman, Christina Dark, Y. LePrince, Remingio Zampa
Review brief: TITLE: Private: Millennium Studio: Private Directed: Many Starring: Nikki Anderson, Sylvia Saint, Tania Russof, Wanda Curtis, Anita Blonde, Monique Covet, Natasha Storm, and many more. Running Time: ~3:34 Format: Single Sided DVD Features: Full motion video animated Menus, full motion video chapter selection; Multiple languages (English, German, Spanish, French and Italian), including subtitles in Swedish, Portuguese, Dutch and Danish. It also includes trailers for some of their other titles and even has two extra scenes that were not included in the movie. First Impression: What better way to celebrate Windows Millennium then by watching Private Millennium? Just Kidding! This is the title weve all heard about. So I just had to see this for myself. Plot: This is set up like a Video Magazine chronicling the history of Private. Each scene is supposed to represent some venture and time point in Privates history. Likes: Most compilation movies are just hours and hours of the same thing.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/8/2000
Studio: Legend
Starring: Nick East, Dave Hardman, Inari Vachs, Kiki, Nina, Rayveness, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Tera Patrick, Todd Alexander, Jazaree Robs, Sadie Jordan, Nacho
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: TITLE: Gallery of Sin Studio: Legend Directed: Jerome Tanner Starring: Sadie Jordan (Tera Patrik), Lola, Nina, Kiki, inari vachs, rayveness, jezaree robs, mike horner, david hardman, todd alexander, nick east, nacho Running Time: ~90minutes Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Star Bios, Behind the Scenes, Phone Sex Ads First Impression: Art and porn mixed together?. Plot: Two Rival Artists compete with each other over an erotic mural they are painting. Each scene is part of the mural they are painting. They each are bitching about each other. And the scenes are the stories they have painted. But of course in the end.. the two artists get together. Likes: Mixing art and porn and some plot. Anyone read Hamlet? The play within in the play motif is sort of used here. The scenes are their own story. Some are corny some just, WTF? Music: The Clown Scene is funny. They got the circus music going.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/24/2000
Studio: Astral Ocean
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Julie Meadows, Daisy Chain, Diva, India, Caroline Pierce, Kim Chambers, Mickey G., Tex Sexton, Julian St. Jox, Envy, Maren Beautte, Erik Everhard, Scott Styles, Joel Lawrence, Cherry Mirage, Tyler Fallon, Gatinha, Sole', Jack Frost, Nick Delts, Dylan, Guero, Ivan Joyderpus, Talon, Bobbie Barren
Directed by: Toshi Gold
Review brief: TITLE: Succubus: Skin XVII Studio: Eurotique Entertainment/Astral Ocean Directed: Toshi Gold Starring: Jill Kelly, Diva, India, Caroline Pierce, Julie Meadows, Envy, Bobbie Baron, Daisy Chain, Kim Chambers, Sole, Tyler Fallon, Cherry Mirage, Maren Beutte, Gatinha, Billy Glide, Joel Lawrence, Julian St. Jox, Tex Sextin, Scott Styles, Eric Everhard, Dylan, Guero, Nick Delts, Ivan Joyderpus Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Star Bios, Slide Show, Chapter Selection First Impression: Hmmmm interesting, A Vampire Porno. Plot: Jill Kelly is a half-vampire that is seeking a cure to her condition. She is conducting some type of ritual in order to find the Vampire Princess that can cure her. She reminisces about the past. Likes: This was odd. Imagine Embrace of the Vampire only with more sex and pretty much the same plot structure. Was this a porno? Or is this simply a very hardcore B-movie? This movie almost crosses the lines.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/11/2000
Studio: Vivid Raw
Starring: Nick East, Bobby Vitale, Kobe Tai, Mitchel Gant, Don Fernando, Papillion, China Lee, Becca Chow, Kim Chi
Directed by: Marc Wallice
Review brief: TITLE: Raw #2 Studio: Vivid Raw Directed: Marc Wallace Starring: Papillion, China Lee, Kobe Tai, Kim Chi, Becca Chow, Bobby Vitale, Nick East, Mitchell, Gant Running Time: :90 Format: Double Sided DVD DVD Features: Chapter Menu's, Previews, "Interactive Game" First Impression: I use to have the VCD of this movie. This is one of the First DVDs I purchased. I remember reading the horror stories of Vivid editing their movies and I was worried that this would have been edited too. Well Plot: What plot? Likes: Kobe Tai and Becca Chow. I like Becca Chows accent. Scenes: Well there are Six Scenes. There is even a Scene on the DVD that wasnt on my VCD! Hey how about that as a plus! Kobe Tai gives a nice performance. Becca Chow has a very cute accent but we when the scene ends we dont see the money shot Dislikes: Video Quality! Man this video quality sucks! Im sorry but my VCD probably had better quality than this. The colors were off the pictures werent crisp. Extras: There is stuff on the other side. Packaging: Came with a mini poster.
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Release date: 5/26/2000
Reviewed on: 6/10/2000
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Billy Glide, Leanni Lei, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Lexington Steele, Monique, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Dayton Rains, Hercules, Anastasia Blue, Jeanie Rivers, Precious Jewel, Bunny Luv, Naughtia Childs
Review brief: TITLE: Initiations #1 Studio: Anabolic Directed: Vince Vouyeur Starring: Vince Vouyeur, Anastasia Blue, Bunny Luv, Leanni Lei, Precious Jewel, Jeanie Rivers, Dayton Rains, Naughtia Childs, Monique Running Time: 2:20 Format: Dual Layered DVD DVD Features: Chapter Index, Upcoming Releases, Cum-shot Recap First Impression: Wow one of Anabolics first DVDs. A certain star from the channel mentioned that I might like this one. So I snatched it up. The video quality is very good. All the girls are natural. The premise is interesting. Plot: HI Vince. I wanna be a porn star. Okay, show me your pussy. Good What do you do best? Do you like to eat cum? Do you like it in the ass? Okay well call you very soon. Well that sums up the entire plot. Vince initiates the girls to see if they are worthy to be called an Anabolic Girl. Likes: Vince Vouyeur hes funny! All natural girls. The strange premise of the movie. Scenes: 1. Anastasia Blue She does a BJ scene shes blindfolded; which is part of the plot. This black man is huge.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/7/2000
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Nikki Tyler
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: TITLE: Virtual Sex with Nikki Tyler Studio: Digital PlayGround Starring: Nikki Tyler Running Time: 90 Format: Single Sided. DVD Features: Fanta VR allows users, 5.1 Digital Surround Sound, Multiple Angels First Impression: This was one of the first DVDs I bought. There is something about Nikki Tyler that attracted me to this title. I had previously seen a Ripped version of Virtual Sex with Jenna. So I thought what the hell lets get this title. Plot: You "virtually" have sex with Nikki Tyler. Likes: Nikki Tyler has attitude. The use of Naughty and Nice mode. Dislikes: Fake Cum shots. Even though I know how this these things are made. And there is no superman that can pump out 12 shots per day. Still You could still use different actors. Extras: uhmmm NO! Audio Quality: Audio is not bad. Video Quality: Well Im watching these on my Monitor and any flaws in the video will become very apparent. Since the background is very black I can see the Banding problem of the MPEG codec.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/17/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Candy Hill, Gabrielle, Shyla Foxxx, Sydnee Steele
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Release date: 2/23/1999
Reviewed on: 4/9/2000
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Ruby, Kyle Stone, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Nina Hartley, Chandler, Tristan Taormino, Nacho Vidal, Ava Vincent, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: John Stagliano, Ernest Greene
Review brief: Title: The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women Studio: Evil_Angel Starring: Inari Vachs, Jazmine, Chloe, Jewl Valmont, Chandler, Ruby, and Sydnee Steel Performer Looks: 5 Type of Video: Anal/Instructional. If you want to see Hardcore anal action, then go see Debauchery. If you want to see a nice movie about anal sex then this one is for you. Its an instructional video. It is very educational and entertaining. The first scene is Tristan Taormino trying to get John Stagliano (a.k.a. Buttman) to produce her book into this film. Buttman will only produce her book if Tristan can convince Ruby to take anything in the Ass. She does. Overall this is a great DVD. Jazmine and Nacho have a very hot scene. The next one is a very long educational segment with Nina getting ready and having things put in her ass. The last scene is of Chloe getting an enema. Do we really need to see Chloe have an enema? Well most people wonder how everyone prepares for their anal scenes in movies. The only thing that is left unquestioned is where she spewed the contents.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/6/2000
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: John Strong, Rod Fontana, Tyce Bune, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Julian St. Jox, Mark Cummings, Santino Lee, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Tony Martino, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Gang Bang Angeles 9 Rating: 8/10 Starring: Miko Lee Type of film: Amateur GangBang. Performers Looks? She isnt a Venus or a Goddess. Shes not homely either. She has a lot of zits on her forehead. But Shes cute. She looks like the Asian girl that use too sit next to you in calculus and asks for your help. Many times she talks dirty throughout the film. She has a good sense of humor. Its hard to imagine pulling off a sense of humor while four guys are fucking you silly. Man the action is good. She seems really into it. At the beginning of the film shes talking with the camera how she always wants to do a GangBang. Then at the film's end she says with a big smile this is an experience Ill never forget. In the behind the scenes she still pulls of her sense of humor when a guy asks her so you want a shower? She says to him "You want me going home like this?" and she laughs. The video transfer is okay. The sound is good. It doesnt appear to be dubbed over. She moans almost throughout the movie.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/26/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Bobbi Lee, Mila, Alyssa Allure, Marilyn Martyn
Review brief: Climax Shots #4: Jacked in the box Starring: Marilyn Martyn, Bunny Bleu, Mila, Bobbi Lee, and Alyssa Allure The video quality is very inconsistent. The audio quality varies as well. The choice of music for some of the scenes is interesting. Scene one: 4/10 This has to be one of the silliest scenes in the movie. The premise is a girl goes out onto the balcony while her boyfriend is practicing his golf swings. One of his golf balls hits her in the pussy. The do some stuff. The scene ends with her jerking him into her mouth. Thing is I didnt see any cum. The girl has nice big breasts but her face is a little off. Scene two: 5/10 Just an average scene. A couple in a kitchen that get it on. The guy eats her out for a bit before plugging her. The guy spanks her while she rides him. You can see the slap marks on her behind. Scene ends in an anal facial. Scene three: 6/10 Two ugly guys and a hot slutty looking girl. This is a very interesting scene some of the angles are from below a glass table. There are some DPs. And the first time Ive seen a double blowjob. It was totally nasty.
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