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Evan has reviewed 2 adult movies .

Evan's Movie Reviews (2)

Boxcover for Titanic Tetas
Titanic Tetas

Release date: 9/30/2000
Reviewed on: 5/24/2002

Studio: Caballero



Review brief: Well, this video touts big breasted latinas. First off, not all the women have big breasts. I mean, when you look at a big breast video, you expect them to have something bigger than a C or D. The mojority of these women are about that size. Disappointment number 1. Secondly, not all of them are Latina. A handful could be said to be latina. If the others are, they have it somewhere far back in their ancestry... so far back that they don't look latina at all. The scenes were pretty standard fare, with a little bit of story at the beginning to get the scene going. The first and second scenes were definitely the best and the only reason to even get this video.
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Boxcover for Black Fire (Sunshine)
Black Fire (Sunshine)

Release date: 3/29/2001
Reviewed on: 5/5/2002

Studio: Sunshine



Review brief: Jiggly butts abound! Well, that's what we're looking for int his, right? Otherwise we wouldn't be watching a porno listed under the big women category. Well, it's actually about half-and-half. My frst complaint. You some nice big women, and you got some skinny women. And some in between. That's all fine, but if it's billed as having plump women, shouldn't they all be that way? They utilize doggie style a lot to maximize your ass viewing pleasure, and with the wonderfully large behinds some of these women havem that's a good thing. It's also good because, frankly, some of them are ugly. Again, it's about half-and-half. Some variety in the scenes would be nice. It gets kind of boring watching two people have sex int he same position for 10 minutes with just a few camera angle changes. My final two observations are: 1) they focused too much on the guys sometimes (especially in the first scene) and 2) the guys couldn't stay hard half the time. There's nothing worse than watching two people going at it and the guy can't maintain an erection.
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