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Boxcover for 2 In the Chamber
2 In the Chamber

Release date: 6/18/2007
Reviewed on: 9/25/2007

Studio: Vouyer Media

Starring: Kyle Stone, Steve Taylor [I], Jack Napier, Sascha, Steven French, Andrew Andretti, Mone Divine, Sindee Jennings, Allison Pierce, Joe Blow, Gabriella Romano, Kimberly Kole, Jamie Tyler
Directed by: Donnie Cabo

Review brief: Here we have an extremely good gonzo flick entitled "2 In The Chamber" released by Vouyer Media. This flick encompasses a double Vaginal penetration by some of the industry's hottest girls. I have always been fascinated by just how much abuse the average female can sustain to her Vagina. This is a real treat to watch these lovely ladies take all that they can into their tight pussies.
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Boxcover for Black Worm
Black Worm

Release date: 3/24/2007
Reviewed on: 9/17/2007

Studio: Pulpo

Starring: Van Damage, Tony De Sergio, Alektra Blue, Lorena Sanchez, Justice Young, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Andres Tabogo

Review brief: Black Worm is about a local bad guy(Jean Paul) that learns of a big shot(Tony DeSergio) coming through town with a briefcase filled with money that is attached to his wrist with handcuffs. As with most criminals, they can never have enough money, So Jean gets his sexy lover(Lorena Sanchez) to help Tony rest his briefcase for a while. But the plans hit a bump in the road.
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Boxcover for Cum Stain Girls
Cum Stain Girls

Release date: 6/20/2007
Reviewed on: 9/5/2007

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Rob Rotten, Daisy Marie, Holly Wellin, Alec Knight, Courtney Simpson, Kylee King, Roxy Deville
Directed by: Rob Rotten

Review brief: Here we have Cum Stain Girls that is directed by alt porn filmer Rob Rotten for Hustler. Rob Rotten is mostly known for his work in the alt porn genre, releasing films like "Porn Of The Dead" and "Chronicles Of A Pervert". This release however, does not enter into the alt Porn genre, but a plain old hardcore gonzo flick. Rob has done a great job of picking some very hot girls for this release. All of the scenes have a weird and funny setup that helps to get the scenes going, without just the regular old get naked and fuck setups.
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Boxcover for One, The (Wicked)
One, The (Wicked)

Release date: 6/21/2007
Reviewed on: 9/4/2007

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Mr. Pete, Katie Morgan, Cassie Young, Delilah Strong, Brianna Love, Sunny Lane, Marcus London, Stormy Daniels, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan

Review brief: Here we have "The One" written by the multi-talented Stormy Daniels and Directed by Jonathan Morgan for Wicked Pictures. Stormy has scripted several great movies and this one is no exception. The whole story centers around Stormy Daniels and Voodoo who make a comment that they love each other. Things get a little awkward after this comment is made and they both receive visits from their Ex's who act as their conscience. This movie was very funny at times and the sex was smoking Hott. I really liked this movie and enjoyed the comedy mixed in with a romantic tale.
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Boxcover for Xcalibur: The Lords Of Sex
Xcalibur: The Lords Of Sex

Release date: 5/29/2007
Reviewed on: 9/3/2007

Studio: Woodman Entertainment

Starring: Lara Stevens, Nikki Sun, Janet Joy, Natalli DiAngelo, Divinity Love, Carla Cox, Boroka Bolls, Mona Lee, Stephanie Sierra, Vanessa Bliss, Theodora Ferreri, Caylian Curtis, Cynthia Mouri, Terenka
Directed by: Pierre Woodman

Review brief: Here we have Xcalibur: The Lords Of Sex directed by Pierre Woodman. Some of you may know Pierre from the very well directed Sex City trilogy from Private. After seeing the Sex City trilogy, I was really looking forward to this new trilogy from Pierre. But after watching this film, it falls short of my initial expectations. This is a 2 disc set that has the movie on disc 1 and all of the bonus features on disc 2.
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Boxcover for Supersquirt 5
Supersquirt 5

Release date: 5/29/2007
Reviewed on: 8/21/2007

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Veronica Jett, Sierra Sinn, Sindee Jennings
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: Here we have the fifth installment of Supersquirt directed by William H for Elegant Angel. As in the past Sierra Sinn is the head squirter who is paired up with some of the hottest ass in the business. With Girls Like Angela Stone and Harmony Rose, this is one to surely quench your Thirst.
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Boxcover for Fetish Fucks
Fetish Fucks

Release date: 5/21/2007
Reviewed on: 8/16/2007

Studio: Vouyer Media

Starring: Jerry, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Anthony Rosano, Harmony Rose, James Deen, Maya Hills, Lela Star, Audrey Bitoni, Regan Reese
Directed by: Van Styles

Review brief: Here we have "Fetish Fucks" directed by the very talented Van Styles for Vouyer Media. I think that box covers can really sell a movie, and this one is no different! Putting the ever so sexy Maya Hills on the cover with the black fishnets is almost a guaranteed purchase. Van has brought together an excellent cast of sexy girls which includes Maya Hills and Lela Star. This whole movie centers around a light bondage theme.
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Boxcover for Open Up and Say Ahhh (Hustler)
Open Up and Say Ahhh (Hustler)

Release date: 6/8/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2007

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Stephanie Swift, Lexi Love, Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Nikki Nine
Directed by: Jim Steel

Review brief: Here we have Open Up and Say Ahhh! featuring the hot 18 year old Nikki Nine by Hustler. I was looking forward to this movie ever since I saw the advertisement for it in AVN. But having watched this, I can say that I was rather disappointed. The boxcover offered all of these different sex acts, but in the end they were all lacking heat and ended up being mostly boring.
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Boxcover for Porn Valley (Wicked)
Porn Valley (Wicked)

Release date: 6/13/2007
Reviewed on: 7/23/2007

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Marty Romano, Monica Mayhem, Barrett Blade, Kaylani Lei, Gianna Lynn, Marco Banderas, Carmel Moore, Riley Evans, C.J. Sinz
Directed by: Michael Raven

Review brief: Here we have Porn Valley which is directed by Michael Raven and stars Kaylani Lei. The story centers around Kaylani who finds out that her man of 5 years has been cheating on her with other women and has been paying for online porn. Well she dumps him and thinks that porn is bad and caused this whole ordeal. Well she resorts to online dating and falls in love with Barrett Blade and later finds out that he is porn director. She comes to love him despite his involvement with porn, and through this she comes to the realization that Porn does not cause problems in relationships, it is deception and lying that ultimately ends relationships.
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Boxcover for Blow It Out Your Ass 2 (Elegant Angel)
Blow It Out Your Ass 2 (Elegant Angel)

Release date: 6/12/2007
Reviewed on: 7/23/2007

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Jada Fire, Tyla Wynn, Holly Wellin, Veronica Jett, Brianna Love, Sierra Sinn, Georgia Peach, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: Have you ever heard some one tell you to go blow it out your ass. Well now you can actually see someone do it in William H's Blow It Out Your Ass 2. William has lined up some very hot and talented girls for this volume including my fav's Brianna Love and Jada Fire, who just so happen to be in the same scene together. For those of you who like your sex clean and proper, I recommend that you stay very far away from this movie. The whole premise behind this movie is that all of the girls take colored milk enema's that they in turn expel from there loving asses, and also have their pooper's wrecked by hard anal sex.
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Boxcover for Lady Of the Evening
Lady Of the Evening

Release date: 2/9/2007
Reviewed on: 7/15/2007

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Mika Tan, Tyler Faith, Daisy Marie, Jenna Presley, Demi Delia
Directed by: David Stanley

Review brief: Lady Of The Evening stars Randy Spears and Jenna Presley in a story about a guy who calls an escort while his wife is out of town. During his encounter with the escort, he falls in love with her. But he is stuck with a decision as to whether he loves his wife or loves the escort.
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Boxcover for Desires (Wicked)
Desires (Wicked)

Release date: 5/30/2007
Reviewed on: 7/6/2007

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, Rita Faltoyano, Herschel Savage, Barrett Blade, Daisy Marie, Harmony Rose, Kirsten Price, Marcus London
Directed by: Michael Raven

Review brief: Here we have a couples feature directed by Michael Raven for Wicked Pictures. "Desires" stars Wicked's own contract girl Kirsten Price. This feature explores the intimate desires and fantasies of three couples.
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Boxcover for Best Of College Invasion
Best Of College Invasion

Release date: 5/29/2007
Reviewed on: 6/28/2007

Studio: Shane's World

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Daisy, Nacho Vidal, Tony Pounds, Talia, Calli Cox, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Brittney Skye, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Felix Vicious, Taylor Lynn, Cindy Crawford, Dez, Kurt Lockwood, Tanya James, Serena South, Cytherea, Jamie Brooks, Eva Angelina, Fallon Summers, Monica Star, Texxx

Review brief: This dvd is a 2 Disc compilation of numerous scenes taken from the College Invasion series from Shane's World. The scenes included seem to be only from the first few volumes. If you own a couple of the first volumes then there is no need to purchase this dvd, However if you have yet to join in on the invasion series then this would be a good start to see what you have been missing. The College Invasion series is where Porn stars pick a college and hang out and party with the students, along with some hot sex and sex games.
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Boxcover for Assploitations 8
Assploitations 8

Release date: 5/24/2007
Reviewed on: 6/28/2007

Studio: Mayhem

Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Victoria, Dillon, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Victoria Sin, Heather Gables, Tory Lane, Jay Lassiter, Alex Gonz, Jordan Ash
Directed by: Tory Lane

Review brief: This volume of Assploitations is directed by Sin City's newest contract star Tory Lane. Even though Tory is the director, she finds sexy self in all of the scenes. She has assembled a smokin hot cast that know how to perform on camera. Tory did an exceptional job in churning out this dvd, and I look forward to what she has in store for us at Sin City and Mayhem.
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Boxcover for ErocktaVision 6: Get 'Cha Freak On
ErocktaVision 6: Get 'Cha Freak On

Release date: 12/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/28/2007

Studio: Pulse Pictures

Starring: Charmane Star, Kimberly Kane, Joelean, Lindsey Meadows, Akina
Directed by: Dana Dane

Review brief: Here we have Erocktavision #6 directed by Dana Dane. This volumes' cast includes: Kimberly Kane, Charmaine Star, Lindsey Meadows, Joelean, and Akina. I am glad that Kimberly Kane was cast in this volume, because She just performs so damn good and has looks that could kill. Basically this dvd is just one big long music video with girls making sweet love. You could actually put this dvd on during a dance party and would not look trashy on your part.
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Boxcover for Screeched
Screeched

Release date: 11/14/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2007

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Dustin Diamond

Review brief: Remember that tv show Saved By The Bell? Remember that scrawny little kid they called Screech? Well Screech grew up and became Dustin Diamond. And Dustin is far from the innocent little teen he played on tv. This is another celebrity sex tape that supposedly got into the wrong hands and this time it is being released by Red Light District. This is a 2 disc release that has the sex tape and bonus scenes on the first disc and a second disc that is comprised of RLD's trailers.
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Boxcover for Klub Slutz
Klub Slutz

Release date: 1/31/2007
Reviewed on: 6/18/2007

Studio: Penthouse

Starring: Nick Manning, Jezebelle Bond, Daisy Marie, Nautica Thorn, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Victoria Sin, Jean Val Jean, Randi Wright, Jay Lassiter, Marcus London, Jeremy Holmes, Regan Reese, Max Mikita
Directed by: Guy Capo

Review brief: This is Alt Porn at some of it's finest. Guy Capo has assembled an awesome cast of extremely sexy emo and punk girls. Guy Capo has shot some great movies and he has done an excellent job here. There are a lot of quick shots and artsy editing, but it works very well for this film. The way that Guy Capo edited and shot this film, he reminds me a lot of the way Michael Ninn shoots his porn. All of the sets are nicely created and all of the girls are outfitted with some of the sexiest outfits I have seen.
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Boxcover for Perfect Creatures
Perfect Creatures

Release date: 2/21/2007
Reviewed on: 6/16/2007

Studio: Sex Z Pictures

Starring: Sophia, Loren, Julie Night, Annie Cruz, Anastasia Pierce, Trina Michaels, Georgia Peach, Dana DeArmond, Mandy Slade
Directed by: Eli Cross

Review brief: Here we have a feature film directed by the award winning director Eli Cross who directed last years best film "Corruption". This film tells the story,or at least tries to, of a scientist named Anaise (played by Sophia) who is dissatisfied by men after finding her fiance cheating with another woman. She decides to create the perfect man (Michael played by Christian), free of all the cheating and other bad qualities that seems to plague most men, but comes to the realization that no one is perfect.
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Boxcover for Gaped Crusaders
Gaped Crusaders

Release date: 1/17/2007
Reviewed on: 6/13/2007

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Mika Tan, Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Nadia Styles, Holly Wellin, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Sascha Jerry
Directed by: Van Styles

Review brief: Gaped Crusaders.....Sounds like a bunch of super heros, doesn't it? Nope, the Gaped Crusaders are a bunch of sexy girls who love to have their assholes gaped! Van Styles has assembled an excellent group of very hot girls that also know how to work a cock. We have Holly Wellin, Sierra Sinn, Mika Tan, Jada Fire, and Nadia Styles. Well let's see if these girls can save the day with their gaped assholes!
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Boxcover for Cum on My Tattoo 2
Cum on My Tattoo 2

Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 6/12/2007

Studio: Burning Angel

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Avy Lee Roth, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Adrianna Nicole
Directed by: Joanna Angel

Review brief: Here we have an exceptional release from the fine folks over at Burning Angel. I for one, embrace the Alt Porn movement, and I enjoy seeing ladies that have different qualities than your normal porn star. I think that Tattoos and Piercings are a sexy complement to the female body. This release which is entitled "Cum On My Tattoo 2" includes the sexy ladies that have various tattoos and piercings, that have hot sex and receive a nice cumshot to one of their numerous tattoos. Also all of the girls in this film have a natural rack, which I find is starting to become a rarity upon todays female talent.
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Boxcover for Great American Squirt Off, The
Great American Squirt Off, The

Release date: 9/12/2006
Reviewed on: 6/8/2007

Studio: Nocturnal Productions

Starring: Mark Davis, Felony, Kat, Mr. Pete, Cytherea, Jack Lawrence, Angela Stone, Flower Tucci, Trent Soluri, Lexi Love, Derrick Pierce
Directed by: Eddie Powell

Review brief: Everyone has their favorite squirting starlet, but wouldn't you like to know who is the greatest squirter in America? Well, The Great American Squirt Off features six of the greatest squirters in porn duking it out to see who is the best squirter.
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Boxcover for Cum Swappers 5 (Hustler)
Cum Swappers 5 (Hustler)

Release date: 4/18/2006
Reviewed on: 5/27/2007

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Faith, Annika, Felix Vicious, Christie Lee, Amber Wild, Lexi Love, Jenna Presley, Lexi Bardot, Kimberly Peirce, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Nicki Hunter

Review brief: Over all this was a pretty decent movie with lots of hot girls. The action was a bit predictable for the most part. The sets had a nice set up and the girls had on sexy outfits in all of the scenes. I am going to recommend that you rent this before you buy due to the constant talking of Nicki during the whole movie.
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