Christian Dark's Jules Jordan Video Movie Reviews (21)
Release date: 8/25/2011
Reviewed on: 10/9/2011
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mandingo, Jordan Ash, Chris Strokes, Lily Carter, Abella Anderson, Holly Michaels, Skin Diamond, Adrianna Luna, Stevie Shae
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: I must admit there were only 2 reasons I was interested in Slut Puppies 5, Abella Anderson and Skin Diamond. Abella is a sultry sexual Latina who is just the bees knees and Skin Diamond is a black honey with suicide girl like tats a a lust for anal the is awesome. Not familiar with the rest of the girls in the movie. Adrianna Luna was a really nice surprise though, and Holly Michaels was awesome in her scene with Mandingo who makes his return to the Jules Jordan lane for the first time in eons. Stevie Shae and Lily Carter(who joins Skin in her scene) round out the participants. Not a barn burner of a movie but the Skin and Abella scenes damn sure impressed. And Holly Michaels blew me away as well with her love of black men in her first episode with one................ supposedly.
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Release date: 2/15/2010
Reviewed on: 5/12/2011
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Brian Pumper, Jazmine Cashmere, Sydnee Capri, Tia Sweets, Jean-Claude Batiste, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, Beauty Dior, Krystal Jordan, C.J. Wright, Kiara Marie, Naomi Cruise, Donna Red, Rosario Stone, Kelly Divine
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: Bubble is a compilation film by Alex Devoe for Jules Jordan Video. It features a few girls still in the business and a few that have since left the business including 2 of my faves in Tia Sweets and Jazmine Cashmere in the same scene at that. This is a great compilation, no Wesley Pipes, Prince hadn't started grunting like a madman yet, and Rico hadn't yet began his strive to become Wesley Pipes Jr(don't believe me that's his goal? Check Dark Meat 4 with he, WP, and the stunning Katie St. Ives, you'll damn sure be a believer then!) I must say Devoe needs to go back to this brand of female and production. His last few films seemed rushed and the girls were really not reflecting of what he used to do. But this comp is a good way to turn back the clock and remember some of the best scenes of his catalog.
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Release date: 2/10/2011
Reviewed on: 3/3/2011
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, James Deen, Ava Rose, Mariah Milano, Chris Strokes, Asa Akira, Amy Brooke, Angel Vain, Katie Summers, Jynx Maze
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Finally!!!!!!!!! I mean damn what the fuck took so long!!!!!!!!!!! It seemed like 3 years since the last one, well the last good one at least!!!!!!! When I heard Mariah was doing an anal scene I went through the roof!!!!!!! Between her, Jynx, Asa, and Ava I was sold from jump street like Johnny Depp. Okay so I showed my age there but so what. I am so tempted to just type go buy this mother fucker and close shop its ridiculous!!!!!!!! After watching this and looking at the last one, I regret giving it a 4 star rating. It makes it seems as if this one is only 1 star up compared to it. Not the case though. After rewatching 11 its more 2 and a half than 4. Look I'm not going into great detail here, this was a smoking hot movie. No overdoing it or fake shit here just really sexy nasty chicks and hot sex
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Release date: 1/6/2011
Reviewed on: 2/12/2011
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lexington Steele, Jenaveve Jolie, Jenna Presley, Bree Olson, Kristina Rose, Mariah Milano, Phoenix Marie
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: In a time where porn's quality is suffering due to really bad parodies, and lifeless gimmie my check performers, once every so often JJV releases a Lex The Impaler joint to bring us back to when gonzo was king and Wesley Pipes was nowhere to be found. I purposely missed out on part 5 as the cast did nothing for me really. But Mariah, Kristina, Phoenix, Bree, and Jenna summoned and dammit I answered. Let me get to the drawbacks first..........................................Okay now on with the good shit!!!
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Release date: 6/21/2010
Reviewed on: 9/30/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Nyomi Banxxx, Aliana Love, Richelle Ryan, Millian Blu, Stacie Lane, Ashli Orion, Mason Moore
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: Alex Devoe is pretty hit and miss with me. Sometimes he goes a little too far with his set ups and he tends to hire guys who bother the hell out of me(ie Wesley Pipes). But he does cast some really hot women and put them in some sexy clothes, and nice teases. I will be for real for one second, I got this movie solely based off the fact that Devoe said the Milian Blu scene was a new one. Well it wasn't, it was originally a bonus scene in Black Ass Addiction 3, so needless to say I was kind of pissed off. I mean he did include the BTS footage of that scene on this disc but whatever, I wanted a new scene!!
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Release date: 5/17/2010
Reviewed on: 6/2/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Desiree Diamond, Brian Pumper, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, Nyomi Banxxx, Jon Jon, Aurora Jolie, Bella Moretti, Emy Reyes, Melody Nakai
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: OKay I'm not a fan of blowbang movies but the last one Devoe did had some sex aspects to it, none of that here though, which sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The girls are gorgeous and the little bit of weight Aurora Jolie picked up went straight to her ass and it is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyomi Banxxx is always sexy but no sex takes place here(except some quick sneak fucking one of the guys did that she didn't seem to appreciate(check the BTS). Melody Nakai, Bella Morretti, and the slim but full of sex appeal Emy Reyes also make appearances here. It kind of leaves you stuck though because you really get to hoping for some sex, and the blowbang just seems to go on forever. I really lost interest after the 1st 7-10 minutes honestly. So if you like blowbangs bump this up about a star. I was hoping for a few lose control moments where the girls wanna fuck(especially Aurora, Emy, and Nyomi), but no where to be found here is the list:
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Release date: 5/27/2010
Reviewed on: 6/2/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Wesley Pipes, Brian Pumper, Aline, Marie Luv, Jazmine Cashmere, Delilah Strong, Sydnee Capri, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Brown Suga, C.J. Wright, Mya Nichole
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: It must be comp time again for Devoe! This is his third compilation movie and to me the weakest of the bunch. This is an all anal feature with some rather hot young ladies of all nationalities. Thhis is a hit or miss comp though. I know he had to have some better scenes than these laying around. There is a gem sprinkled in a couple of places. If you have never seen an Alex Devoe movie then this would be an off the chart moment for you. But I have seen a couple of these b4 so it was really not new to me. Marie Luv does put on a show though with Prince. Sydnee Capri and the awesome Jasmine Cashmere smolder with the too talkative and noisy Pipes here, but its so much Syd and Jaz that I really didn't even give a fuck about his mouth.
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Release date: 3/25/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Julia Ann, Mr. Marcus, Marc Anthony, Yuri, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Eva Angelina, Falcon X, McKenzie Lee, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Jax, Nat Turnher, Nicole Gaucha, Bobbi Starr, Cinthia Santos
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Make no bones about it Chris Streams is my favorite director at Jules Jordan Video. He always pays attention to every little aspect of the women. Plus he shoots my favorite kinds of women, the of the Brazilian kind!!!!!!!!!! The Brother Load 2 is the sequel(as if you couldn't tell) of a movie in which the women do some IR fucking then when the scene is over a bunch of brothas come out......and "cum on" the girls faces. There is a special plus here as all the girls in this one do anal in the scene. hell there are 3 dps in the movie as well!!! A great lineup of girls and with Streams they'll all look their best and perform that way as well.
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Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jules Jordan, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Voodoo, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Chris Strokes, Asa Akira
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: I must admit when this was announced I was very excited. Asa going IR is something I really wanted to see. Of course you already knew who it was going to be though. Lex, Sean, and Marcus. Always is. Now with that said I'm kinda torn on this one. I mean Jules made this seem like an event, a BFD(big fucking deal). But the single disc just isn't that. I mean yeah I gave it a 4 but this should have gotten a lot more than that. Her 1st IR, blowbang/gangbang. This should have been bigger. No anal scene or nothing. The BTS is so basic. When you dedicate a whole movie to one woman it should be a standout. Remember Jenna Haze Darkside. Maybe cuz that was his lady it got that treatment. I don't know this just seems kind of rushed out there. There is no real feel to it. Its just a movie and while it is a good movie, just seeing her do the do isn't enough for the whole movie. I look at what EA does with their one girl films and its eventful. My thing is Jules go all the way or don't go at all!!
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Release date: 2/22/2010
Reviewed on: 4/11/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mr. Pete, Avy Scott, Steven French, Aiden Starr, Baby Cakes, C.J. Wright, Charlotte Vale, Kitty Bella, Imani Rose
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I'm kind of off and on with Mike John's movies. Sometimes I just fail to see the heat in any of the scenes. Other times it seems to jump right off the screen. I didn't care too much for the 1st volume of this series as it just didn't have the chemistry you would hope for. I seen the list of females for part two and thought hey step in the right direction. The male performers not so much which I think is one of the main detractors in the movies MJ shoots.
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Release date: 12/23/2009
Reviewed on: 3/9/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Tori Black, Tory Lane, Courtney Cummz, Sophie Dee, Emanuelle Diniz, Monica Santhiago, Melissa Pitanga, Juelz Ventura, Mason Moore, Anne Castro, Cinthia Santos, Marcelinha Moraes, Belinha Baracho
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: JJV has a lot of very talented directors. As Of right now though Chris Streams happens to be my favorite. Mainly because of the Brazilian chicks he shoots. I tend to favor the thicker side of them and he has included Monica Santhiago for that cause. I'm pretty sure that the footage used was part of his Rio Loco trip he took sometime last year. But from settings to outfits he really seems to pay a painstakingly attention to detail. And it does not go unnoticed either. Now I must say one thing that is a negative for Mr. Streams and that is the consistent casting of this Toni Ribas guy. Don't like him at all. Its the little bullshit he does like the unneeded slapping or choking the damn triangle choke he puts the girls in when he gets head from them, and the sticking his foot in the girls mouth, that shit is not sexual, nor sexy, or a turn on at least not for me. And he always seems to be in the scene with the girl I want to see most. Twice in this movie. Take other cats with u next time.
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Release date: 1/25/2010
Reviewed on: 3/4/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Shyla Stylez, Sophie Dee, Rico Strong, Velicity Von, Kelly Divine, Juelz Ventura, Missy Woods
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: Devoe is usually good for a hot movie. Sometimes he strays a little too far outside the box though. This review is going to encapsulate more than just the movie itself and the performers, I'm going to really go in about a few things involving Rico. But 1st this is clearly a rip off of Lex The Impaler, and you know that's okay. One thing is that it doesn't have the same ring to it as Lex title and Devoe went a little too dark with this one. How about Rico The Robot??! Or Rico The Rump Rider?? Or Rough House Rico?? Rico The Ass Mangler?? Title aside I think Devoe does a good job in his movies. He tries to have a little of the creepiness that Jake Malone is famous for. While that can be hot at times you need the right mix to pull that off. The dark scenery and set has the makings of a small snuff film. If that was the case how about hiring Pumper and Popes and snuff em both............... that was out of line. I apologize to anyone offended by it. It could work if:
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Release date: 1/11/2010
Reviewed on: 2/22/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, Dick Nasty, Naomi, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Gianna Michaels, Talon, Christie Lee, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Marie Luv, Mark Zane, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Mike Hash, Annette Schwarz, Bobbi Starr, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Now I know what you're thinking, you see the cast list and just think this must be the smoking hottest movie of all time right!!?? Wrong. Its marginal at best. Its a compilation which is really getting tired from the people over at JJV. Enough with the comps already, ya'll are turning into Sunshine Films over there. Anybody who has ever bought one of those all black 4 hour dvds knows what I'm talking about. With like 6 good scenes out of like 25-30 scenes. Anyway this is really a tale of 2 discs. I was bored to death with disc 1. I love Katja but she was paired with some losers. The Jada Fire scene was shot all wrong(like I'm a director. No but I know what I like to see), Amy Ried was good, the Gianna scene was hot then ice cold then over, what the fuck!!!!!!! Melissa Lauren was another scene I pretty much had my finger on the skip ahead button. The Bobbi Starr scene was a brief highlight but not enough to save the disc. Maybe I'm just not a fan of the way Mike john shoots shit. Maybe?
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Release date: 10/26/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lisa Ann, Erik Everhard, Jessica Moore, Chayse Evans, Cecilia Vega, Madison Parker, Larissa Dee
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Lisa Ann and her incredible age defying body and a santa outfit.............................................. do I really have to say anything else. The scene selection screen is a bit shady. Its lined up left to right, but that isn't the order of the scenes though. Anyway the anal here is always rocking and Cecilia Vega, Chayse Evans, and Jessica Moore doing anal, with Lisa Ann, bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 11/9/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Vanessa Monet, Cassidy Clay, Stacie Lane, Angel Black, Bunny Knight, Evanni Solei
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: For I'd say the last 2 years maybe I've really enjoyed Alex Devoe's movies. He really was producing some high quality stuff. While he does continue to do high quality black films, in the last few months a certain motor mouthed pornstar has re-emerged on the scene. That being Wesley Pipes. Devoe has since begun to throw him into everything. Nothing has changed with him either. Still running his mouth and ruining scenes. To top things off, the girl I most wanted to see do anal in this film (Stacie Lane) is paired with the motor mouthed one and its the same ol' shit. Hell he's in 2 scenes the other being a DP. So not only is the fact that 2 guys are that close to each other in a scene, but this one is talking the whole time. He brought was could have been a great movie down considerably. Here is what I saw
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Release date: 7/30/2009
Reviewed on: 8/13/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lisa Ann, Jerry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Sarah Vandella, Chris Strokes, Phoenix Marie
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Here is some truth that was even shocking to me. I have not seen an entire Ass Worship since I bought #6!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the 1st double disc I had ever had. I was happy to see some black chicks in it, only other black chick ever in an Ass Worship was Ayana Angel in part 4 I believe. Gotta check my archives. I seen a few scenes from the other movies online, I was just never driven to pick up another Ass Worship movie. After the debacle that was Weapons Of Ass Destruction 6 I was leery about this one as well. Seeing that Alexis Texas was doing anal again is a plus (even though A, she has lost some of that awesome ass she had, and B, its with that damn Mr Pete again). I have really grown to like Kristina Rose lately with her Courtney Devine looking ass. Lisa Ann is probably my favorite milf right now her body is a sin if I have ever seen one, and its like brand new every time that I see it!!! Phoenix Marie is hot as hell too, her ass is a beautiful sight every time I get to see it!!!
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Release date: 6/25/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Justin Long, Brian Pumper, Cuntre Pipes, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, Julius Ceazher, Misty Stone, Jon Jon, D. Snoop, Blu Diamond, Carmen Michaels, Cali Davenport
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: OKay I feel that it is my duty to inform people of a few things about this movie. First of all, I'm really not into blowbang movies, but I have the hots 4 Chyanne Jacobs and I tend to gravitate towards movies with her in them in whatever capacity. Two, this is slightly more than a blowbang movie as some of the girls actually get into it to the point they get fucked as well. Three, Carmen Michaels is a fucking stunner!!!!! And finally the drawback................WESLEY PIPES!!!! Now I am in no way in favor of any black man being in prison, well unless you REALLY FUCKED UP!!! I will say this though, in the time WP was gone I was able to buy porn with impunity, never worried that my favorite girl would be in the scene with this motor mouthed cat. I mean really, who buys porn to hear a guy talk!!! CONSISTENTLY!!!!!!!!! I mean he never shuts the fuck up!!! Don't believe me here is what you do. Pick a scene you have with WP, now fast forward anywhere, push play......STILL FUCKING TALKING!!!!
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Release date: 6/11/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Cherokee, Aurora Snow, August, Pinky, Sinnamon Love, Olivia O'Lovely, Sandra Romain, Flower Tucci, Skyy Black, Rebeca Linares, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Lorena Sanchez, Beauty Dior, Ricki White, Britney Stevens, Aurora Jolie
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: What can you say about Alexander Devoe he won't say about himself!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I joke I joke I kid I kid!!!!!!!!!! Well this here is a comp of some of his tandem scenes with chicks of the big ass community. Battle of the Bootys has some of the thickest women to ever grace his flicks from his series like Dynamic Booty, Deep In Latin Cheeks, Phat Ass White Booty and Wet Juicy Asses. I have to say this is a hell of a collection. And the list of stars is incredible. With 6 scenes and one bonus scene there is nothing here to dislike........................well Brian Pumper is in one of the scenes and the line up of women he had and he still couldn't produce was sad but Sinnamon Love Aurora Jolie and Flower Tucci still looked hot as hell!!!!!!!!!! Its also nice to see the now retired Olicia O Lovely with the not retired and still bringing the house down Rebecca Linares. Cherokee and Beauty in the same scene, asstacular goodness. Roxy Reynolds and the whorish Britney Stevens.
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Release date: 6/4/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Toni Ribas, Avy Scott, Steven French, James Deen, Evie Delatosso, Jessica Bangkok, Marie McCray, Asa Akira, Dia Zerva, London Keyes
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I'm just catching on to Mike Johns flicks. I must say I'm pissed off!!! What the hell have I been doing. I guess spending way too much time on movies I had no business watching because Mike J is the shit!!!!!!!!! From what I have seen he excels in something I really go for, hot movies!!! Also his BTS segments are always action packed and like I said b4 he is just a few steps behind Chris Streams in that department. The cast list here is outstanding beginning with my Asian crush Asa Akira who has taken the place in my heart that Jandi Lin left when she exited the business. Never got the chance to see the 2 together which would have been an instant pick up for me. Dia Zerva who I just saw the other day in Elastic Assholes 8 and she blew me away so it is great that I get to see her again so damn soon. As well as Evie Delatosso and a returning Avy Scott who is just as sexy as I remember her being. We round things out with London Keyes, Marie McCray and Jessica Bangkok.
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Release date: 6/15/2009
Reviewed on: 7/8/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Steve Holmes, James Deen, Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale, Holly Fox, Dia Zerva
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: The title isn't all that appealing but the action is people!!! I have to say Jules Jordan has picked up a quality list of directors, better than probably anyone in the business. Elastic Assholes 8 is a near perfect movie. Each scene is shot well, no real dark spots like a few other movies I've peeped lately and each girl really puts her ass in to the scene, pun intended!!! Kristina Rose is well on her way to becoming an anal queen. She seems to really get after it nowadays. But honestly I was just enamored with Lexi Love. She is just sexy as hell to me and I'd love to get a little sexi with Lexi time in the future (pass the cheese please). Dia Zerva also gave a great accounting of herself here. I can't really say anything detrimental about the movie, except maybe add some extra scenes shit I don't know. Maybe I should add that half a point back!!
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Release date: 3/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Veronika, Karina, Nicol, Dora Venter, Cathy, Jessica Fiorentino, Julie Silver, Lara Stevens, Sandra Romain, Isabel Ice, Teagan Presley, Tyla Wynn, Keri Sable, Puma, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: I was not even comfortable typing the title of this movie!! That shit is deplorable!!! But the movie was anything but. This is a comp flick from Erik Everhard and a good comp it is. Now I must tell you, this is some really hardcore shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not in the terms of beating the hell out of a chick but there is a lot of group action DP's, and double anal even!!! Who the fuck ever heard of double anal?? How the fuck is that possible. The wife didn't like that at all, shit I was shocked myself. It was not really wood inducing more of a jaw dropper than anything. Even now I am still shocked by it. Hell one is usually a stretch(pun intended) but 2!!!!!!!!!! What the hell man!!!!!!! This is a 2 disc set of some really hardcore shit. If you are squeamish don't pick this one up. If you like watching a girls life get changed on camera by all means this is that to the highest quality!!! Anyway I'll list the female performer and where the scene came from and a star rating. Damn!!!
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