CAPSULE's Metro Movie Reviews (23)
Release date: 4/15/2003
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alex Sanders, Brandi Lyons, Angel Long, Ashley Blue, Melanie Jagger, Julie Night, Trent Tesoro, Ben English, Frazer
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Double Anal Excursions 4 (113 min.) Featuring: Brandi Lyons, Angel Long, Julie Night, Ashley Blue, and Melanie Jagger Synopsis: Skeeter Kerkove brings out the extreme in porn with a double-anal extravaganza! Overall: There is very good sex in the DVD, but the quality of women could be better and that is especially the case for Brandi Lyons and Julie Night. Ms. Night is definitely not appealing, especially with her pronounced overbite. But, let's discuss the better scenes like Angel's and Melanie's. The Brit performs yet another good performance. Kudos to Melanie Jagger's first double anal scene! She is an extreme sex fiend! DVD Quality: It is good. Extras: It's weak. Likes: Angel Long and Melanie Jagger Dislikes: Julie Night SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Angel Long walks down a set up brick stairs in tight latex and stiletto heels. Skeeter Kerkove's love for latex, stilettos, and chains is all the more apparent in Angel's scene. The British Angel Long is definitely no Angel as you can see by the way she gets throatfucked.
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Release date: 4/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/26/2003
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Christophe Mourthe
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Color Sex (107 min.) Featuring: Daniella Rush, Monica Sweetheart, Angela Crystal, Rita Faltoyano, and Lucie Laurencova Synopsis: The acclaimed French adult film director Christophe Mourthe delivers an ultra glossy porno. Overall: Just by the fact that the DVD is more artsy than erotic makes the hardcore scenes lukewarm. You never have the sense that the sex is building up to the climax and its probably because of the epileptic-induced edits, lighting, and colors! The only scene that almost works up to heat is the bed in cave scene starring Monica Sweetheart, Daniella Rush, and Rita Faltoyano. The Czech Rush pushes her weight in that scene. DVD Quality: It is good. Extras: The extras include a hidden bonus film and a behind the scenes featurette.
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Release date: 4/23/2003
Reviewed on: 5/25/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Candy Hill, Houston, Amber Michaels, Mika Tan, Jade Marcela, Melody Love, Anastasia Blue, Natasha Love, Bailey, Candy Cotton, Nicole Sheridan, Maya Divine, August, Juliet Sheridon, Sunrise Adams, Ryan Meadows, Dominica Leoni, Brittney Skye, Lexi Mathews, Jewels Jade, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Toxxxic Cumloaads 3 (108 min.) Featuring: Various Synopsis: It's the third volume of the Toxxxic cum-shot compilation series. Overall: Don't believe the hype on the frontcover where it says "4 hours" of hardcore. It's more like less than two hours of average porn scenes. Misadvertising is a serious no-no and it's not like they were even close with the running time advertised! DVD Quality: It is good. Extras: The extras are skippable. Likes: Alexandra Silk, Sydnee Steele, Jade Marcela, Dominica Leoni, and Mirage Dislikes: Nicole Sheridan and Anastasia Blue SEX HIGHLIGHTS: There is a nice scene with Alexandra Silk taking two medium-sized protein shakes on her face. Jade Marcela of Indonesian ethnicity takes two huge loads on her face while the spunk drips down her chin. There is a scene with Sydnee Steele and Bailey, but unfortunately Bailey takes the anal until he shoots his spunk on both.
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Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 12/2/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Honey, Kalani, Sophie Evans, Pantera, Olivia Saint, Brittney Skye, Felix Vicious, Malaya
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Blowjob Fantasies 16 by Michael Adam (108 min.) Featuring: Tabitha Blue, Felix Vicious, Olivia Saint, Kalani, Monia, Honey, Kelli Erickson, Brittany Skye, Celine Maxima, Kelli Tyler, Sophie Evans, and Pantera Synopsis: It's the sixteenth volume of Metro's flagship blowjob-only series. Overall: About only half of the women know how to get off their partners. Most of them shy away from post-cum sucking, which is a no-no in today's blowjob videos. Sophie Evans is the only one out of the cast that performs post-cum sucking because her partner in the scene is her husband, Toni Ribas. Blowjob Fantasies 16 isn't terrible, but it isn't spectacular either. DVD Quality: Despite the brief one-second video breakup in Olivia Saint's scene, the quality is good as you would expect from the Toxxxic division. Extras: It's weak.
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Release date: 10/9/2002
Reviewed on: 12/2/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: John, Alex, Mimi, Lucy, Mandy, Margo, Lydia, Jean, Santana
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW European Virgins ( 86 min.) Featuring: Mandy, Mimi, Margo, Lydia, and Lucy Synopsis: It's gonzo European style! Overall: Playhouse continues to deliver average products. In "European Virgins," the scenes are tame compared to the European standards set by big names like Rocco and Christoph Clark. The settings and quality of women are similar to early Magma DVD productions. DVD Quality: It's average with minor video breakup. Extras: It includes a non-full sized photo gallery. Likes: Mandy and Lydia Dislikes: Mimi and Margo SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Playhouse showcases unknown or new European talent.
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Release date: 11/13/2002
Reviewed on: 12/2/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Dynamite, Rafe, Danielle Dynamite, Autumn Haze, Juliana Kincaid, Ashley Blue, Melanie Jagger, Trent Tesoro, Alex Rox, Alex Wooden
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Anal Excursions 2 (89 min.) Featuring: Autumn Haze, Ashley Blue, Dynamite, and Juliana Kincaid Synopsis: Skeeter Kerkove's brand new anal-themed series enters its second phase. Overall: The DVD is one of many examples and is one of many reasons why Metro will always be considered a second rate company. It's supposed to be an anal-themed production, but it deviates from that formula with the blowjob only scene with Dynamite.
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Release date: 9/19/2002
Reviewed on: 10/28/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Judith, Jenny, Veronica, Silvia, Roxy, Attila, George, Richard, Lucky, Santana, Andy Klein
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW More European Beauty's ( 87 min.) Featuring: Silvia, Veronica, Jenny, Roxy, and Judith Synopsis: It's gonzo European style! Overall: This low budget DVD distributed by Metro has its moments, but it fails to impress me across the board. Roxy's scene is the best since she has a very fuckable face and body to go along with her nice rack! DVD Quality: It's average. Extras: It's always a bad sign when the only extra is a non-full sized photo gallery. Likes: Roxy and Silvia. Dislikes: Veronica, Jenny, and Judith. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Sylvia has stunning eyes that just grab your attention. She exposes herself to the camera and gives us sexy poses.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 10/21/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Mark Wood, Nika, Mr. Pete, Brandi Lyons, Olivia Saint, Karianna, Jean Kelly, Envy Mi, Jean Kelli
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Backseat Driver 16 (91 min.) Featuring: Jean Kelli, Nika, Envy Mi, Brandi Lyons, Karianna, and Olivia Saint Synopsis: It's the 16th volume from this anal-themed series. Overall: The lack of good looking women affect the DVD. . . end of story. DVD Quality: The sound and video are great. Extras: It's very weak. Likes: Karianna Dislikes: Everything else SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Karianna is a dark-haired lady who seems to have had experience working in a strip club since she puts out a strip tease at someone's backyard somewhere in Southern California. Her multiple tattoos and piercings make her the model biker slut. For anal themed feature, there is excessive finger fucking for minutes, but the wet and sloppy blowjob compensates for a tawdry beginning.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/29/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Leanna Heart, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Ron Jeremy, Mark Wood, Troy Halston, Phoenix Ray, Brittney Skye, Holly Halston, Taylor Rain, Mandy Roberts
Directed by: Ron Jeremy
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Venice Beach (108 min.) Featuring: Mandy Roberts, Holly Halston, Leanna Hart, Taylor Rain, Phoenix Ray, and Brittany Skye Synopsis: It's Gonzo . . . Ron Jeremy style! Overall: Taylor Rain saves this video from being a total waste of time! The other women are either old-looking or unattractive and that is really a turn-off no matter what they do in their scenes. DVD Quality: I can't really say anything good or bad about the quality. Extras: Like their other releases, this one has weak extras.
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Release date: 5/16/2002
Reviewed on: 9/29/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lovette, Candy Hill, Silvia Saint, Chandler, Petra, Wendi Knight, Tawny Roberts
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW All Fucked Up (90 min.) Featuring: Tawni Roberts, Chandler, Wendi Knight, Sylvia Saint, Lovette, Candy Hill, and Petra Synopsis: The title sounds something you would say to your friend who has been drinking heavily! All Fucked Up is a compilation. Overall: There are good news and bad news for Tawni Roberts fans. First, the bad news: If you are expecting for her to suck cock, then you are wrong. I noticed that the folks at Metro strategically left out any action shots of her on the back cover! The good news: The Tawni/Chandler scene is the only bright moment on this DVD. Shocking isn't it especially when Wendi Knight and the overrated Sylvia Saint headline this compilation. DVD Quality: It's average. Extras: It's weak.
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Release date: 9/29/2002
Reviewed on: 9/29/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lola [I] (ambiguous), Noname Jane, Aurora Snow, Lezley Zen, Taylor Rain, Felix Vicious
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Pussy Whipped (97 min.) Featuring: Violet Blue, Felix Vicious, Lezley Zen, Lola, Taylor Rain, and Aurora Snow Synopsis: Welcome to the land of the pussy whipped . . . where women demand how and when to be fucked! Overall: I hope that this is made into a series because the second half of the video really showed what this porn formula can become. Lola and Taylor Rain are incredible in their scene and they seem to benefit from each other's skills. DVD Quality: It's good. Extras: It's weak, but at least there are some high quality photos in the gallery. Likes: Taylor Rains and Lola Dislikes: Felix Vicious SEX HIGHLIGHTS: After watching the first two scenes starring Violet Blue and Felix Vicious, I had given up all hope until Lezley Zen's scene.
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Release date: 7/2/2002
Reviewed on: 8/7/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Angelica Sin, Amber Michaels, Cleopatra, Summer Storm, Tawny Roberts
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Cumming Home (78 min.) Featuring: Amber Michaels, Cleopatra, Angelica Sinn, Summer Storm, Tawny Roberts Synopsis: It's the typical tale of deceit and murder as depicted in pornos! Overall: The DVD redeems itself from the ashes of below average to something slightly better because of Tawny Roberts and Amber Michaels. DVD Quality: Amazingly, the quality is a little better than the typical trash that Metro puts out these days. Extras: Metro honestly tried to make DVD extras that matter. They were 50 successful with the behinds the scenes footage, but they fell flat with the terribly done photo gallery. Likes: Amber Michaels! Tawny Roberts! Dislikes: I am not a fan of shitty porn music or slow-motion effects.
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Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/14/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Amber Michaels, Catalina, Chrissy Sparks, Penny, Tomarrow
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Sorority Sex (80 min.) Featuring: Catalina, Chrissy Sparks, Tomarrow, Amber Michaels, Penny, Angel Reign Synopsis: Co-ed sex! Overall: Any DVD that has Ron Jeremy in it in a sex role almost automatically gets a low rating. If it weren't for Amber Michaels's scene, this DVD would have been totally wasteful. DVD Quality: The DVD quality is what you would expect from most Metro releases, average. Extras: You mean the lack thereof! If you aren't going to make an effort at giving good extras, don't include it then! Likes: Amber Michaels! Dislikes: Everything else! SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Although Catalina is in a threesome, she looks like she is going through the emotions. To other women in the industry two men would be enough, but it's just child's play for Catalina.
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Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/1/2002
Studio: Metro
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW British Amateurs from Birmingham (98 min.) Featuring: This time the British pornographers go to Birmingham Synopsis: Amateur sex on camera. Overall: If watching not-so-fresh stripper-type women in their late 20s or early 30s will not distract you, then you may find this DVD interesting. However, for mainstream viewers, you can avoid this one. DVD Quality: It's good. Extras: A poorly done photo gallery. Likes: The Gere Halliwell "Ginger Spice" look-alike. Dislikes: Veronika from the third scene. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: An old Brit-pervert with a camera manages to bring home two above-average women to his flat. When he opens the door, the women see a young man wearing nothing.
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Release date: 3/24/2002
Reviewed on: 6/1/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Mila, Peter, Anna, Janet, Cameron, Marty, Miguel
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW European Co-eds (116 min.) Featuring: Karine, Janet, Mila, Anna, Jeri Synopsis: European women getting balled. Overall: If you're expecting Anabolic World Sex Tour type quality, you are barking on the wrong tree. Most of the women have that rugged DVD Quality: The video quality is okay. Extras: All I can say. . .VERY DISAPPOINTING! Likes: Janet. Dislikes: Everyone else. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: The only good thing is Janet. If it weren't for her shoulder tattoo, she would be almost perfect. Her haiairdo is very classic and she has nice tits. However, I could go without the sex toy scene. Her pussy is not really tight because she has seen a lot of action even for her age.
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Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 4/1/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Goldie McHorn, April, Brea, Nikita Denise, Chrissy Sparks, Tanya Danielle, Nina Ferrari, Calli Cox, Logan LaBrent, Cherie, Susy Summer
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Babes Illustrated 11 (84 min.) Featuring: April Flowers, Nikita Denise, Calli Cox, Brie, Nina Ferrari, Tanya Danielle, Cherie, Logan, Goldie McHorn, and Chrissy Sparks. Synopsis: When the men are out, the women will play! The plot is loosely based on a woman's life after her elderly husband dies. She has to fill the void of pleasure by inviting women to her mansion. Overall: This is definitely a change from the recent crap that Metro has put out. The cast includes such stars like April and Nikita Denise. April single-handedly saves this DVD from being absolute crap with her two hot scenes. DVD Quality: Surprisingly, the DVD quality is good. Nevertheless, it proves that Metro is inconsistent in the quality of their releases. Extras: The "Behind the Scenes" Report is not great.
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Release date: 1/7/2002
Reviewed on: 3/31/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Julian, Missy, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Temptress, Chris Cannon, Taylor Moore, Coral Sands
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW The Best of Coral Sands (90 min.) Featuring: Coral Sands, Missy, Taylor Moore, and Temptress Synopsis: Watch Coral's "best" scenes from Metro! Overall: Well, Coral Sands did seem like the stunner because of her pretty eyes, but she never really lived up to her porn potential. She was always a little older than the average pornstar and did not really have the tight body as other women. At the latter stage of her career, she chopped off her hair, which made her look like an ugly butch lesbian with pretty eyes. DVD Quality: This DVD has major pixelation problems that should have been corrected during the encoding process. Another half effort by Metro. Extras: None. Likes: None notable.
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Release date: 11/16/2001
Reviewed on: 3/31/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Mimi Miyagi, Jessica, Ron Jeremy, Julian St. Jox, Jade Marcela, Miko Lee, Gino Greco, Christy Lee
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Fantasiany 4 (120 min.) Featuring: Miko Lee, Mimi Miyagi, Jade Marcela, Jessica, and Christy Lee Synopsis: It's an all-Asian affair with some groovy graphics, NOT! Overall: Metro releases crappy release after crappy release. At least they are consistent with their awfulness. With the addition of Ron Jeremy in one of the scenes, the DVD hit a lower low than I thought possible. Even the two knockout Asian pornstars like Miko Lee and Jade Marcela cannot save this DVD from the depths of sub-mediocrity. DVD Quality: Visual quality is below average. Extras: Surprisingly, the slideshow was okay. Likes: None.
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Release date: 7/21/2001
Reviewed on: 3/30/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Misty Rain, Heaven Leigh, Jenny, Shyla Foxxx, Tina Thomas, Cherry
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Sex Freaks (108 min.) Featuring: Heaven Leigh, Cherry, Tina Thomas, Shyla, Jasmin St. Claire, and others. Synopsis: These women get their "freak" on! Overall: I cannot believe they wasted time and energy on this project. Metro should spend time making quality movies instead of clogging the adult DVD market with trashy pornos. DVD Quality: Visual quality is below average. Extras: None significant. Likes: None. Dislikes: Trailer park trash. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: There is a trailer park trash scene, which stars Cherry and Heaven Leigh. If you do not recall, both these were "in style" during the late 1990s. Both of them were overrated to say the least. However, I don't want to take all the air from the scene.
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Release date: 12/26/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Marc, Peaches, Nadia, Simpli Dilicious, Angel Cummings, Tristen, Zack Miles, Shame, Schvanstucka, Flint Striker, Montel Walker
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Virgin Pink 10 (116 min.) Featuring: Angel Cummings, Peaches, Simply delicious, Shame, Triston, Ginger Elle, Ndiyah, and Peaches Synopsis: Welcome to the white trash porn world of Angel Cummings and gang! Overall: What was METRO thinking when they distributed this shit! Even the average person could probably make a better porno than this! DVD Quality: Like all the other aspects of this DVD, I was not impressed by the audio visual quality. Extras: METRO has been slacking off in the worst way and it has hurt us consumers. Likes: I want to see more of Ginger Elle! Dislikes: Everything else! SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Sadly this DVD deserves only one scene worth mentioning and it stars Ginger Elle. The nineteen-year-old short haired brunette is attractive.
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Release date: 10/22/2001
Reviewed on: 11/9/2001
Studio: Metro
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW British Amateurs From London ( 113 min.) Featuring: Kelly, Donna, Kris, Christine, and Vanessa Synopsis: Horny English women getting shagged by blokes! Overall: I was really impressed with the amateur action. All the women have that fresh attitude that is missing with veteran pornstars. Furthermore, this DVD is much better than a majority of Metro releases. Metro should think of distributing more of this British smut here in the United States! DVD Quality: The DVD quality is average. The sound seems muffled at times, but it's adequate. Extras: Besides the chintzy photo gallery, there is one preview of a film that looks great as well. Please note that there is choppiness (aka frame drop) in the first few seconds of the trailer. Likes: Donna is the brunette with a natural rack in the first scene.
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Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jessica Jewel, Houston, April, Violet Love, Jade Marcela, Nicole, Bailey, Vanessa Blue, Candy Cotton, Juliet Sharidon, Sheridan, Veronica Caine, Dominica Leoni, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Eager Beavers 3 by Michael Adam (114 min.) Featuring: Bailey, Sydnee Steele, Houston, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridan, Jessica Jewel, Candy Cotton, April, Barrett Moore, Nicole Sheridan, Jade Marcela, Vanessa Blue, and Linda Diego Synopsis: Fun in the sun lesbianism! Overall: This is as close to see "spontaneous lesbian sex" in a tropical environment. Do NOT miss April's scene with Linda! DVD Quality: Metro's encoding technology is very poor. Fortunately, as compared to Flesh Peddlers 9, the image quality is much better. Extras: This DVD comes with a photo gallery (that is marginally better than the one included in Flesh Peddlers 9), phone sex adverts, and trailers. Likes: April is great AGAIN! Dislikes: The last scene would have been great if it was filmed in a closed-set! SEX HIGHLIGHTS: What better way to enjoy vicariously a lesbian threesome when the tides low and sun is glaring. This trio consists of Juliet Sheridan, Jade Marcela, and Jessica Jewel. Ms.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Jessica, Jewel, Ron Jeremy, Houston, April, Kitten, Bailey, Candy Cotton, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Flesh Peddlers 9 by Michael Adam (90 min.) Featuring: Bailey, Sydnee Steele, Houston, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridan, Jessica Jewel, Kitten, Candy Cotton, and April Synopsis: Fun in the sun sex! Overall: One word: Mediocre. DVD Quality: Metro's encoding technology is very poor. The image quality looks almost like VHS! Extras: This mediocre DVD comes with lo- tech extras such as a cheap gallery, phone sex adverts, and trailers. Metro must have fired their DVD production company since the trailers don't include a nice interface as earlier Metro DVD releases. Likes: April is great! Dislikes: Everything else, but specifically Ron Jeremy. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Juliet Sheridan is unluckily paired with Ron Jeremy. I would have to say that he and Randy West must retire or be banned from starring in porn sex scenes. Juliet Sheridan is a below-average busty brunette that does not mind kissing the Ron before she gives him head. I wonder how many pills of Viagra he consumed before this scene.
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