Fantasiany 4 Review

Reviewed by CAPSULE  on  3/31/2002

CAPSULE'S REVIEW

Fantasiany 4 (120 min.)

Featuring: Miko Lee, Mimi Miyagi, Jade Marcela, Jessica, and Christy Lee

Synopsis: It's an all-Asian affair with some groovy graphics, NOT!

Overall: Metro releases crappy release after crappy release. At least they are consistent with their awfulness. With the addition of Ron Jeremy in one of the scenes, the DVD hit a lower low than I thought possible. Even the two knockout Asian pornstars like Miko Lee and Jade Marcela cannot save this DVD from the depths of sub-mediocrity.

DVD Quality: Visual quality is below average.

Extras: Surprisingly, the slideshow was okay.

Likes: None.

Dislikes: The cheap techno rave music along with the horrible computer graphics takes out any steam from the scenes that were mildly interesting like Miko's and Jade's.

SEX HIGHLIGHTS:

Miko Lee, the statuesque Asian, stars in the scene where she is supposed to be guarding a prisoner-of-war. She feel sympathetic to the American and sucks on his dick. It would have been a great scene if there were no annoying fake backgrounds. It's unbelievable how Miko blows him without using her nimble hands. It ends with an average facial.

Another Asian star is Jade Marcela, but they make a mockery out of her because they purposely dub her voice and make it out of sync with her lips like a Kung Fu movie. Usually Jade Marcela looks hot, but she did not have her game face on. Although she did not look her best, she puts in a good sloppy blowjob to start the scene. Finally, she receives a good facial, which she slowly drools out of her mouth.

I wouldn't call the Ron Jeremy scene a highlight, but rather a "lowlight" spectacle. I cannot believe that Christy Lee agreed to have sex with the chobby and hairy Ron Jeremy. This is definitely not a scene for the meek!

FINAL THOUGHTS: This is another Metro DVD that should have been a non-release!