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Release date: 11/13/2007
Reviewed on: 12/28/2007
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Friday, Shyla Stylez, Steven French, Otto Bauer, Ciera Sage, Seth Dickens, Alex Gonz, Veronica Rayne, Natalie Heck, Drehyden
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Juggernauts 8 is another in a decent line of Mayhem titles focused on the well-endowed female chest. Mayhem is a reputable company that features blazing sex and top-notch talent. Juggernauts 8 is headlined by the great Canadian film star Shyla Stylez and her impressive assets.
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Release date: 9/28/2007
Reviewed on: 12/24/2007
Studio: Pink Visual
Starring: Tara, Gen Padova, Andrew Andretti, Marcos Leon, Diamond Foxxx, Seth Dickens, Jay Huntington, Alicia Angel, Joey Valentine
Review brief: I didn't know what to expect from a dvd with the title of "Cum Scene Investigation". This is good, because there was little to tie the title together with the content. If you like hot amateur scenes though, this dvd is great. Most if not all of the scenes featured blazing hot sex and most featured performers really having fun (the last scene was an exception). This probably isn't a must-buy, but it's worth a rental at least and is a dvd most porn fans wouldn't be disappointed to find in their stocking.
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Release date: 6/6/2006
Reviewed on: 12/24/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Nick East, Mickey Ray, Tony Tedeschi, Rod Fontana, Phyllisha Anne, Tony Eveready, Adam Wood, Missy Monroe, Brad Baldwin, Desire Moore, Seth Dickens, Hailey Young, Veronica Jett, Kelly Wells, Todd Driller
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: Hustler Taboo Smoked is an attempt by me, your faithful reporter, to explore my own possible smoking fetish and help others with the same affliction to decide if this is a worthwhile purchase. I'd like to note right away that I am not a smoker and am at times attracted to a woman smoking and other times more turned off. My goal is to explores the darkest recesses of the human sexual psyche, and luscious ladies like Veronica Jett and Missy Monroe should assist me well.
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Release date: 10/2/2007
Reviewed on: 12/3/2007
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Erik Everhard, Ian Scott, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Penny Flame, Mia Rose, Jamie Elle, Rebeca Linares, Julia Bond, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Marco Banderas, Ava Rose, Sindee Jennings, Cody Lane, Paulina James, Audrey Bitoni, Veronique Vega
Review brief: "I Love Young Girls" is a New Sensations compilation featuring some nice barely legal jailbait. Hefty in size and spanning two discs, "I Love Young Girls" is sure to display sexy young starlets probably having sex.
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Release date: 3/12/2007
Reviewed on: 12/3/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Sascha, Anell, Tia Sweets, Sophie Dee, Veronica Rayne, Kristina Munroe
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Red Light District is a wildly popular studio at the moment and I figured a cast of cuties like those featured in "Smothered N' Covered 2" would be a recipe for porn success. I have little idea what to expect with the smothered and covered aspect of the title. Would this be a gangbang video? Would this be a face-sitting video? Somehow, dear readers, I will discover the truth behind the title as my duty to you!
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Release date: 11/13/2007
Reviewed on: 12/3/2007
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Alex Sanders, Julia Ann, Faith, Manuel Ferrara, Barrett Blade, Lexi Lamour, Bella Starr, Keri Sable, Malibu, Arianna Alyse
Review brief: "Wicked MVP: Keri Sable" is a recently released compilation of the great Keri Sable. Ever since I've been into porn, I've enjoyed big-bust performers much more than smaller-chested women. Keri Sable was one of the key figures to show me the less-developed side of porn, the side where porn is all about energy and a nasty side, not just the Barbie doll measurements. Keri is a stunning looker in her own right, don't get me wrong. It's just that this gal used her sexual intensity in every scene to win me over instead of her breast size. This dvd compilation should be a very pleasant trip down memory lane.
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Release date: 11/6/2007
Reviewed on: 12/3/2007
Studio: Silver Sinema
Starring: Kylie Wilde, Sativa Rose, Avy Lee Roth, Roxy Deville, Riley Evans
Review brief: I picked up Simple Fucks Vol 1 on the basis of a few favorite starlets appearing in the title. I was blown away by the dvd-it followed a very strict "no frills" formula and succeeded wildly. When Simple Fucks Vol 2 was released, my anticipation was heightened not only by the cast including two of my favorite brunettes in Avy and Sativa, but by my previous experience with the series as well. Looking forward to reviewing this one...
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Release date: 11/6/2006
Reviewed on: 12/2/2007
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Brandy Talore, Alex Gonz
Review brief: "I Love Brandy" is a New Sensations compilation of 8 Brandy Talore (aka Taylor) scenes collected over a span of her early career. The busty porn starlet has become as famous for her giant natural breasts as for her propensity to keep a piece of clothing around her midsection during her scenes. Whether this is due to a scar-like mark she is ashamed of of just plain low confidence over her body type, it's unfortunate that a sexy and voluptuous woman like Brandy isn't able to display her entire body on film for our enjoyment. She's very pretty in a down to earth way, and those knockers ain't hard on the eyes either!
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Release date: 8/30/2007
Reviewed on: 12/2/2007
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: John Strong, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Daisy Marie, Lana Croft, Jaclyn Case, Bree Olson, Priscilla Milan
Directed by: Tyler Scott
Review brief: For all of you who claim to love bondage flicks but hate actual bondage, this is the movie for you! Bound To Please 2 features a bevy of beautiful babes who have the lightest of bondage themes in each scene. Bree Olsen highlights the cast and fails to disappoint. Watch as these women are bound to please!
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Release date: 1/5/2007
Reviewed on: 12/1/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Avy Lee Roth, Trisha Rey, Vanessa Lynn, Jordana James, Zoe Angevine
Directed by: "Maestro" Claudio
Review brief: "Cock Craving Cuties 2" is pretty much straight forward sex featuring nubile young nymphs. I picked this one up because of Avy Lee Roth, but I have had great experiences in the past with Platinum X movies and this one should follow the earlier trend. Here goes nothing!
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Release date: 7/23/2007
Reviewed on: 12/1/2007
Studio: Suze Randall
Starring: Brittney Skye, Kimmie Cream, Kirsten Price, Renee Richards, Lacie Heart, Puma Swede
Directed by: Big Bad Onxxx
Review brief: Suze Randall's "Lewd Lube Jobs" first caught the discerning eye of Boner Jams with its clever title. As far as Porn Title Hall of Fame, this one should be up there with a recent review of mine, Wicked's "Asshole Casserole" compilation. If I had a job of sitting around and coming up with funny porn titles, I'd be the luckiest man in the world. After chuckling at this flick's title, I popped it into my dvd player and soon found that the talent on this dvd more than makes up for a silly title.
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Release date: 7/25/2007
Reviewed on: 11/4/2007
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Roxanne Hall, Cherokee, Kelly Madison, Sindy Lange, Makayla Cox, Samantha Sin, Richelle Ryan, Ryan Madison
Review brief: This is the 9th installment of the popular series in which Kelly Madison, ever the loving wife, brings women home to share with her husband. Having already seen and reviewed another of the Madison couple's dvds, I eagerly anticipated this latest installment. The beautiful and energetic Cherokee highlights a nice list of actresses sure to spice up the love life for this free-spirited couple.
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Release date: 8/1/2007
Reviewed on: 11/4/2007
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Aline, Maya Hills, Whitney Stevens, Jaclyn Case, Britney Stevens
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: Francesca Le's "His Ass is Mine 2" is a definite departure from my usual porn-viewing habits. However, I chose it once I saw the incomparable Stevens sisters appearing together. As a male with no desire to ever have a strap-on used on me, I am looking forward to gauging which emotions this dvd can elicit during its viewing. As the great English poet Samuel Johnson once said, "We love to overlook the boundaries which we do not wish to pass".
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Release date: 9/7/2007
Reviewed on: 11/4/2007
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Leah Luv, Shane Diesel, Kimmy Kat, Luscious Lopez, Daryn Darby, Marquetta Jewel, Velicity Von, Isis Love, Emma Redd, Molly Mason
Review brief: Shane Diesel has risen to porn infamy by using his exceptionally long and thick phallus to pleasure awe-struck starlets across the land of porn. His films usually feature a slim white girl impaled on his giant anaconda and often display the arousal of the woman as well. "Shane Diesel Fucks Them All 2" is his second compilation of his best scenes.
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Release date: 7/10/2007
Reviewed on: 11/3/2007
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Serenity, Alex Sanders, Inari Vachs, Eric Price, Julia Ann, Tony Tedeschi, Mia Smiles, Dee [II] (classic female), Randy Spears, Sahara Sands, P.J. Sparxx, Porsche Lynn, Stephanie Swift, Alexis DeVell, Marika, Tera Heart, Kimberly Kyle, Kiss, Erik Everhard, Jake Williams, Lacy Rose, Tracy Love, Alex Jordan [I] (female), Sterling, Nikita Denise, Kimberly Franklin, Tanya Danielle, Lyla Lei, Bishop, Kaylani Lei, Marie Luv, Trina Michaels, Ace, Georgia Peach, Stormy Daniels, Marco Banderas, Lorelei Lee, Dieter Von Stein
Review brief: I'm not going to lie: I thought this dvd's title was absolutely hilarious and used that criteria as my sole reason to review it. "Asshole Casserole" is a compilation of scenes nearly a decade old, so the question is whether or not Father Time will be kind to these Wicked vixens.
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Release date: 6/4/2007
Reviewed on: 10/24/2007
Studio: Hundies
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Jasmine Tame, Sara Stone, Tessa West, Jersie
Review brief: When I ordered Pigtails and Big Tits 2, I was in the midst of a busty schoolgirl kick and was in awe at the thought of a title that featured Sara Stone and Jasmine Tame as pigtailed sluts with big tits. This film doesn't pretend to be anything it isn't. Unless your girlfriend or wife has schoolgirl fantasies, there's little here for her to get worked up over. This is definitely a niche porn for filthy guys, but hey, that's exactly what I am!
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Release date: 5/4/2007
Reviewed on: 10/23/2007
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Lee Stone, John E. Depth, Trinity Post, Amber Wild, Kylee King, Alexa Lynn, Micah Moore, Pike Nelson, Isabella Pacino
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Her 1st Monster Dick #2 is the second installment of a Mayhem series of films depicting nubile starlets getting drilled by well-endowed men. As a heterosexual male, there's something mildly disconcerting about watching a woman struggle (occasionally) to accommodate a large cock during an entire scene. After all, why should the porn be any hotter because of the size of the guy? I think the answer lies somewhere in the fact that it's very sexy to watch a small woman take all a large man can dish out and leave HIM exhausted.
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Release date: 6/3/2007
Reviewed on: 10/20/2007
Studio: Silver Sinema
Starring: Jezebelle Bond, Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Sasha Knox
Review brief: Simple Fucks is simply the best fucking title I could have come up with for this flick. It's short and to the point. Five gorgeous women, hot sex, what else do you need? Nothing too extreme or fetish-driven here, just pure, unadulterated sex. I was looking forward to seeing these fine young stars in action here, and they did not disappoint!
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Release date: 4/16/2007
Reviewed on: 10/19/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Daisy, Mike Long, Michael Stefano, Daisy Marie, Mindy Main, Audrey Bitoni, Angelica Lane, Rachel Roxxx
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: It seems Point of View porn (POV for short) is something that you either love it or you hate it. Personally, I love it for the aspect that you focus on a girl's body and can easily place yourself in the dreamworld of the cameraman, imagining you are the lucky guy. Rain Coater's Point of View 5 has some nice talent who provide good material to keep my imagination running wild for days.
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Release date: 3/20/2007
Reviewed on: 10/19/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Chris Cannon, Lee Stone, Talon, Buster Good, Karlie Montana, Renee Perez, Christina Aguchi, Isabella Dior, Aurora Jolie, Tiffany Price, Gia Marley
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: Despite some attractive female talent, Hustler's Barely Legal Princess Diaries #2 fits the bill of an unnecessary sequel. Lackluster performances and terrible scene setups doom this one from the start. Actresses such as Tiffany Price and Aurora Jolie do their part to lift this title from bargain bin to average. This dvd is gearing toward the barely legal (duh!) lolita pigtails type fan. As far as reaching a target audience, it works. For all other intents and purposes, it falls a bit short.
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Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 10/19/2007
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Kat, Dirty Harry, Otto Bauer, Jim Powers, Buster Good, Victoria Sweet, Alicia Angel, Sammy Cruz, Michelle Avanti
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Mexicunts 4 is a latina-themed Mayhem release that sounds more like an obscene Taco Bell menu item than a good hot porno. Unfortunately, the idea of questionable fast food is more appealing than this video. All women involved are well above my league but fall somewhat short of the high standards I have come to expect from Mayhem. This series has great potential in the future, especially if they continue to feature gonzo, no-holds-barred sex.
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Release date: 6/13/2007
Reviewed on: 9/1/2007
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Starring: Brittany O'Neil, Kate Frost, Kelly Madison, Nadia Hilton, Velicity Von, Devon Lee, Ryan Madison
Review brief: In the 4th installment of Pornfidelity...I mean, All Dits and Jumbo Tits, Kelly Madison meets women to bring home for hubby. Ludicrous setups aside, the sex is hot and heavy in this busty-themed dvd.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 7/28/2007
Studio: Notorious
Starring: Dave Hardman, Rod Fontana, Buck Adams, Mark Cummings, Julie Night, Michelle Valencia, Renee Pornero, Veronica Lace
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: The Babysitter #13 is the latest in a tired line of gonzo films centering around (you guessed it) babysitters. The vast majority of pornographic media is not well-scripted, but this entry lowers the bar to new depths. The stilted dialogue and poor scene concepts aside, the Babysitter 13 lacks in the looks department compared to other titles in the series. Still, the taboo qualities of employer/employee relations and May-December romances combine to create an edition of the Babysitter series that doesn't completely disappoint. Veronica Lace fucks her best friend's former boss at her friend's funeral (B-). Renee Pornero practices her cheers for Rod Fontana and gets sodomized (B). Michelle Christian thanks her father-in-law for babysitting by sexing him up (C-). Finally, Julie Night goes punk and introduces her employer to seedy punk sex at a club (C-). This dvd is worth checking out once or twice, but repeated viewings may lower creativity and good taste in the subject.
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