Shane Diesel Fucks Them All 2 Review

Reviewed by Boner Jams  on  11/4/2007

Shane Diesel has risen to porn infamy by using his exceptionally long and thick phallus to pleasure awe-struck starlets across the land of porn. His films usually feature a slim white girl impaled on his giant anaconda and often display the arousal of the woman as well. "Shane Diesel Fucks Them All 2" is his second compilation of his best scenes.

Scene 1: Leah Luv in XXX Erotica 9 - Leah Luv has amassed a cult following due to equal parts of her physical appearance (petite, blond, braces) and her willingness to do the nastiest things imaginable. When you factor the mammoth size of Shane Diesel into that volatile equation, it's hard not to anticipate a scorching scene. Shane begins by licking her asshole before she turns around to swallow his girth. After struggling with its size, she finally works his cock into her mouth comfortably. Once he begins fucking her, her face contorts into a curious mix of pain and pleasure as her vagina struggles to accommodate his size. My favorite position in this scene is when she lays on the couch belly-down and Shane slides his cock into her pussy. He holds her ass apart as he fucks her deeply in this position. Leah happily takes a load on and in her open mouth before letting it pour down her chin.

Scene 2: Marquetta Jewel in Bangin' Black 2 100% Interracial - Marquetta is a latina with an absolutely perfect ass. She blows him while he sits on a couch and really handles him well. He seems to agree, because after a few minutes of doggy he puts it back in her waiting mouth for more. After a nice cowgirl session complete with slapping ass, he stuffs her box missionary style. There is a visual emphasis here on his pole burrowing deeply into her slit. Really hot for those who relish deep penetration shots in their camerawork. Once again, his load is blown on her open mouth as she lets it run down her face and off her chin.

Scene 3: Molly Mason in Craving Big Cocks #14 - Molly is washing the dishes and doing housework in a black bra and short skirt when Shane walks in and complains about the quality of her maid services. The acting on her part is atrocious as she nervously laughs her way through mumbled lines, but her body is so flawless I really can't hold her lack of acting skills against her. He tells her he will pay her another way (meaning sex!), which is every young maid's dream after a hard day's work. Next she can go make him a sandwich! Anyways, he undresses her and lets her suck his dick for half a minute before bending her over the couch and fucking her from behind. They proceed to shift into the usual positions before ending up on the floor as he chokes her lightly. Back on the couch, he pumps into her mish-style before shooting his cum onto her face (missing her face with a large initial blast). Despite her fantastic nubile body, this wasn't a great scene by any stretch.

Scene 4: Isis Love in some volume of Big Cock Seductions - Isis is a gorgeous brunette wearing a sexy sort of corset top and a pleated tennis skirt. She enters the bedroom and immediately straddles Shane's face. Very nice. He seems to enjoy it as much as she does, which should come as no surprise. She shifts around for a 69 before settling back on her back to allow him to lick her pussy. This woman is all about her own pleasure, which is pretty hot. This is following by Shane plunging his rod into her pussy missionary. We are treated to a view of her exposed breasts and barbell-pierced nipples. She looks great in both doggy and cowgirl because her ass is accentuated well in each position. In fact, she even plays with her own asshole during cowgirl! He deposits a moderate load onto her mouth as she lays on her back on the bed.

Scene 5: Lucious Lopez in another volume of Big Cock Seductions - Lucious looks like a young Cher, which will be tough to get out of my mind from the get-go. She has a very tight figure and really looks nice attempting to open wide for Shane's gargantuan tool during oral. Her eyes plead for a respite from the mouth-fucking so he obliges by putting her crouched on the bed and entering her from behind. She looks very good on her back with her legs up and together as he fucks her, making the bed bounce slightly. We get to see some very hot anal doggy with a huge dark pole pushing into an impossibly small dark hole. More anal play follows in missionary before he reenters her pussy in doggy. She takes him cum on her tongue and plays with it to end the scene.

Scene 6: Velicity Von in Big Cocks in Her Little Box #4 - Velicity is a very sexy and thickly built blonde bombshell who is well-known and loved for her ability to fuck back. It will be amazing to see how she handles the size of Shane Diesel here. She strolls into a white room stark naked and begins rubbing her tits on Shane's jeans in a POV shot. When she kneels to blow him, the camera angle gives a shot from her stomach up, as if we're peering up at the act. I like it because we get a great view of her mountainous bust. She takes it doggy as her huge tits sway back and forth. Shane works her in various positions of doggy using the couch and the floor before finally ending up in reverse cowgirl. They do some P2M mish before he begins railing her in side scissors as she grips the headboard and screams. He really pounds her good for some time on the bed before dropping a load on her tongue. This guy has zero variation in cumshots ever. I love Velicity but this scene just didn't do it for me.

Scene 7: Kimmy Kat in Craving Big Cocks #6 - Kimmy models her athletic and toned body while in the shower (wearing clothes no doubt!) before Shane enters and she goes down on him. She makes a lot of eye contact with her baby blues during the oral sex. He reciprocates briefly before vaginal sex begins on the bed. They start in standard missionary and move into doggy. Next, Kimmy climbs aboard for some cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. These women are just not built to handle a cock of Shane's size. The contrast of his large phallus and her lithe frame is stunning from certain camera angles. They finish up in side missionary before he dumps a large amount of jizz on her chin. Just when I finished noting the cookie cutter cumshots in the first six scenes, Shane goes and pastes Kimmy's face in the next one.

Scene 8: Emma Redd in Black Inside - Emma is a young and fresh-faced teen who gets to attempt to handle Shane's size in the next scene. They exchange oral before moving to doggy, where the camera catches what looks to be a black piston shaft pumping in and out of her pussy. She straddles his lap for a while until her clothes magically disappear and she is seen on her back on the bed with his cock sliding up into her vagina. Next up, she gets on her stomach on the couch and I am treated to my favorite position (also in scene #1 with Leah Luv). As her bubble butt is split unceremoniously by the width of Shane's wang, a *phut phut phut* sound fills the room and almost drowns out her moans. They revert to a bit more mish before he cums on her face. Back to normal as far as popshots go.

Scene 9: Daryn Darby in Soft in the Middle - Daryn is a tan honey blonde with black lacey lingerie. Her blowjob is filled with sexy tugs and twists of foreskin and lots of loud sucking sounds. I swear I could almost feel it. The sex begins with a cowgirl-reverse cowgirl-doggy sequence with little of note. More oral on him followed by brief vaginal sex. He dumps a mediocre load on her chin again. If this scene were a blowjob scene, it would be award-worthy. Unfortunately, the rest doesn't live up to the foreplay.

Extras: There is a pretty cool "Pick Your Pleasure" section for viewers like me who really get revved up over a certain position. You can choose from a list of sex positions and then get to view the entire film from only those perspectives. For example, the run time on the entire dvd is about 3 and a half hours, but the doggy style position runs for 56 minutes. Awesome. There is also a picture gallery, company info, and website info.

Final Thoughts: Definitely worth viewing for interracial fans or big cock fans. I hate admitting that I enjoy porn featuring dudes with large equipment, but the reality is that I do enjoy seeing a woman try to handle a bigger tool. It's sex at its most animalistic because it stretches both literally and figuratively the boundaries of conventional sex. A few of the women were gorgeous, a couple were semi-unattractive, and the rest were in between. Shane puts on a good performance in his scenes and I enjoyed the camera angles greatly.