Bird's Eye's Movie Reviews with Trailers (4)
Release date: 3/30/2010
Reviewed on: 5/18/2010
Studio: Kick Ass
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Starring: Guy DiSilva, Kris Slater, Sydnee Capri, Jack Vegas, Nikki Rhodes, Bridgette B, Angelina Ashe, Slave Alex
Directed by: Glenn King
Review brief: With so much porn available on the Net, the only justification for buying physical media these days is the superior picture and audio they can offer. Why else spend the extra cash, and why else take up precious shelf space? Though I was hoping for DVD-caliber visuals in this release, I was hit instead with a nasty surprise. Of the four scenes on this disc, only two are watchablethe first and the fourth. Scenes two and three are riddled with the worst case of aliasing I have ever seen in a DVD image. The sound is equally patchy, typical of MeanBitch productions. The content is standard fare for this series: nubile bitches receiving copious amounts of oral stimulation. However, with the exception of Sydnee Capri, the performers here dont do as much trash talking as one might see, or rather hear, in this genre. Scene one kicks off with Angelina Ashe, who has a luscious rump, the camera generously showcasing it as she gets her cunt and anus polished by an eager tongue.
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Release date: 8/19/2008
Reviewed on: 3/25/2009
Studio: Kick Ass
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Starring: Darryl Hanah, Cassandra Cruz, Christina Aguchi, Kiara Marie
Directed by: Glenn King
Review brief: Mean Bitches Erotic Femdom 4 makes good on its promise to deliver the goods: hot, trash-talking bitches demanding oral satisfaction, their feet, pussies, and asses getting thoroughly licked and sucked.
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Release date: 1/11/2007
Reviewed on: 3/17/2007
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Angel, Nicole, Sugar, Razel, Jack B. Kwik, L.J.
Directed by: Shag Manila
Review brief: This title is more about blowjobs than about the pretty girls depicted on the DVD cover art. Each scene consists of two-thirds cocksucking and one-third fucking. I found myself fast-forwarding through the fellatio sequences, which go on ad nauseum. The camera angles are mediocre, and during close-up shots, which occur frequently, the camera goes in and out of focus so many times that I literally became dizzy. There are unpleasant moments (thankfully only a few) when, while the sole male performer in the video (he alone does all five girls) pounds away in missionary, you get to see close-ups of his asshole. The guy's face is never shown, only his body. Interestingly the description on the DVD art says that the feature contains "Asian amateurs . . . swallowing huge cocks." One would expect the plural to indicate more than one guy. Are the viewers so dumb they can't tell it's the same headless body and cock in every scene? All the girls but one seem inexperienced (in keeping with their "amateur" status) and they never utter a word, not even a moan.
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Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 2/12/2004
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Mia Smiles, Catalina, Kamiko
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Whoriental Sex Academy 2 is among the finest Asian flicks I've seen. The cast includes cuties like Kamiko, Catalina, Mia Smiles, Poison Envee, and buxom Kirsty Lee. What these women have in common, aside from tight bodies and silky skin, is girlish enthusiasm, which invariably adds an important dimension to their sex appeal as performers. It's always easy to tell when a performer is not enjoying herself: the sex ends up being dull and lackluster, and the viewer finds himself doing little more than fast-forwarding the picture. Not so in this movie. In scene one Kirsty Lee appears in a sexy black corset that gradually comes off as she happily gets it on atop a desk. Scene two showcases Kamiko adeptly handling two guys and culminates in a great DP scene. The third scene is another desk-top encounter, though this time it's with Poison Envy, whose small shapely breasts bounce memorably as she rides away in reverse cowgirl. Sexy Catalina appears in scene four, which kicks off with good cunnilingus-fellatio action.
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