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Release date: 5/17/2006
Reviewed on: 6/9/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Selena Steele, Charli, Rachel Ashley, Heather Torrance, Sasha Strange
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Synopsis Ah the old days, bad acting and big bush, lol. This one's a comedy, with a running joke that involved private eye, Marc Wallice being the only one who thinks its raining, sticks his head outside his office and gets a bucket of water to the face. The plot device is Marc spying on Rachel Ashley's hubby, Mike Horner, to see if he's having an affair. Turns out that both Ashley & Horner are just voyeurs who love to masturbate while watching others masturbate. Ah love. The Cast Unquestionably the selling point. Selena Steele is stunningly hot. Charli, no, not the mid 90s one, is here in a RARE dvd... I think iv'e only seen her in ' Star 90' too. Anyhow, she's smokin' hot. Rachel Ashley. MILF. Sexy milf, with big brestesses. Nice. You blond lovers will enjoy all natural Sascha Strange. Long curly blond hair, suprisingly w/out implants. Cool. The Sex Umm, not all that remarkable.
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Release date: 4/25/2006
Reviewed on: 6/7/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Van Damage, Lyla Lei, Denis Marti, Christie Lee, Richard Kline, Vivian West, Daryn Darby, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Overview Butts, a good thing. Butts being fucked, a very good thing. Naomi's butt, magically delicious. Toss in cuties Daryn, & Christie ( drool drool) Lee, this looks promising. What I Liked Baby oil. I love baby oil, baby oil makes sex and skin sexy, slippery, and oh so fuckable. So now picture gorgeous ladies Christie and Naomi greased up and good to go, mmmmm, gooood stuff ! Naomi's scene has her writhing around the floor and moaning about ' my ass needs cock daddy', umm, I can do without the ' daddy' thing, but the rest was hot as fuck to see. Then comes the oil, coating her ripe ass, nice and wet, tasty. Lucky dude ( I think it's Van Damage)gets to tap that, but first he takes Naomi's backside in doggy mish while fingering her pucker for the dicking to come. I defy someone from not busting a not from watching Naomi's shiny ass jiggle while her pussy gets fucked, damn. Sho' nuff, 2 minutes later we have dirtbox drilling in doggy,mmmm.
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Release date: 9/24/2003
Reviewed on: 5/26/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Rachel Ashley, Jerry Butler, Johnny Nineteen, Gloria Leonard, Taija Rae, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Overview Henri Pachard has mad some classic stuff, Budding of Brie, Jailhouse Girls, etc, etc. So does this slice of Golden Age pie taste sweet, or sour ? What I Liked Kinda cool seeing old faves like Rachel Ashley, Taija Rae, and Sharon Mitchell in their prime suckin' and fuckin'. As a lover of full bush ( yum ) , gotta say I dug full coochie rug look sported here. What I Disliked Well, the whole plot of mayhem ensuing on the day of a wedding rehersal, with new wave band guests appearing, and the groom disappearing was just way too silly. The sex was pretty tame, and quick. Anal ? Not here . Facials and big loads period, nah uh. So we have a bizarre plot, weak ass sex. Shit. DVD Quality Transfer of an oldie, you'd figure its not quite modern quality, and you'd be correct. Not grainy and splotchy though, just ok. Extras ? Ha ha ha. Overall Thoughts Not the best golden age flick, no, not by a long ass mile.
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Release date: 3/17/2006
Reviewed on: 4/7/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Peter North, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Stacy Nichols, K.C. Williams, Cal Jammer, Holly Ryder, Dick Adams
Directed by: Gerard Damiano
Review brief: Overview At the end of Vol.1, poor Moana had failed to get Jonathan Morgan to respond to her charms. 2 questions Vol. 2 needs to answer....1) Do we get more hot sex from the late Italian Goddess ? and 2) Will mopey Morgan ever get pumped-up penis for Poazza's pussy ? Lets see. What I Liked Miss Moana. Damn she was sexy, long blond hair, big, real breasts, loved anal. Yeah she was something. Sexy? Well read this and decide for yourself...before being boned by a masked man, he asks Moana, ' how will you give pleasure ?' Moana's response....' with my mouth, with my cunt, and with my ass'(!!!!). Yes please ! And then she proceeds to do all that , and then some, taking a ball draining facial and loving it. Mmmm. Another hot scene for me was where Moana gets a slow sexy oil massage from smoking hot cutie Flame. You'll want to have some oil of your' own on hand too. Flame decides after doing Moana's bod, that Moana's pussy and ass could use a tongue massage too.
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Release date: 3/8/2006
Reviewed on: 3/31/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Kyle Stone, John West, Kat, Lyla Lei, Seth Dickens, Trina Michaels, Kelly Wells, Richard Kline, Nadia Hilton, Barry Scott, Sahara Knite, Adrianna Nicole, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Overview A Zupko release usually means a couple things; anal sex, and nasty, nasty talking women. So how's this one shake out ? Let's see. What I Liked This dvd had me once I saw the cast. Kelly Fuck'n Wells, Kat, Kelly Kline, and extremely sexy Adrianna Nicole ? Yes please. Besides, it's 8 girls, all talking nasty ( each scene starts with a tease/dirty talk intro), and all being anally devoured for our entertainment. Need more ? Well... Check out this scene opener from Kelly Kline, " Hey perv are you horny? You like what what you see, you filthy perv ". Great stuff. And it only gets better, energetically fucked by throughout by hubby Richard, this nasty girl ends up her scene by begging for an anal creampie, " Cream my hole, cream my hole !" she cries, dutiful hubby obliges, and we are treated to the sight of Kelly's pretty ass pucker filled with man milk....drip, drip drip. Awesome. More ? Mmmmkay. Here's Kelly....." I don't give a SHIT about you.
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Release date: 2/21/2006
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: T.T. Boy, Peter North, Tom Chapman, Buck Adams, Jonathan Morgan, Tim Lake, E.Z. Ryder, K.C. Williams, Holly Ryder, Alyssa Jarreaux, Stacey Nichols, Shawnee Gates
Directed by: Gerard Damiano
Review brief: Synopsis Return with me to days of real breasts and fuzzy bush, when Euro hotties were rare, and when porn had plotlines. Yup, here we have the late,great, Italian princess Moana Pozzi starring in this Gerard ( deep throat, devil in miss jones) Damiano feature. The story centers on Jonathan Morgan being sexually dysfunctional, thus his co-hort Buck Adams takes him to the Sex ( if I call it a 'sex farm',will Spinal Tap sue me ???! ) Compound of 'Goddess' Moana. The Cast In addition to the above, Naked Goddess 1 also has Peter North and pale, pretty, redhead Flame rounding things out. Oh, Ed ( ewww !) Powers is here too. The Sex It's the nineties ok ? Not the gonzo 2000's. However, even with that caveat, this title features lotsa facials, anal, and a dp, happy now ? Did I mention real boobies and full bush too ? LOL. My fave scene was the following; Ms Moana going at it with Peter North, taking him in standing doggy before sucking his shaft in 69.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud.
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Release date: 1/3/2006
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006
Studio: VCA
Starring: Joey, Cherokee, Saana, Roxetta, Trixie Cas, Memphis Monroe
Directed by: Rick Davis
Review brief: Overview Heard some talk about Memphis Monroe being another Avy Scott, so I was eager to check her out. Plus we get here the always drool worthy Roxetta, should you give it look ? Lets see. What We Liked Mrs B enjoyed watching all natural, lean lovely Saana work her charms. She gives a great deep throat bj, and clearly enjoys it! Being taken in doggy and then flipped to mish, Saana is energetic and eager for more. She gets her wish as her backdoor gets filled and pumped. Saana does some a2m here before getting vigorously drilled anally in pile driver, leading up to a nice facial to end a very sexy scene. Great heat . I've always been weak for redheads, and lovely Roxetta just really gets me jelly-legged.
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