Your Choice Viewers' Wives 60 Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  2/13/2015

YOUR CHOICE VIEWERS' WIVES #60 (20??, Your Choice Productions) has "real sex, real wives and real hardcore" for this "diamond edition" so let's see if any diamonds are in the rough here. 2 hours and 40 minutes with condom usage.

Uh, well, let's not. Hey Ritchie, you wanna give this one a go?

Heh, yea BOne, as long as a few wankers get their rocks off in it.

Yea, a few blokes are in there so write me a review when you're done.

Okay, mate.

Below is Ritchie the Brit's review of YOUR CHOICE VIEWERS WIVES #60 the DIAMOND EDITION.

Some broad naaamed LEE starts this one. She 'as a big nose, small teets and puts a vibrator up 'er 'ole. This is the best they got to start off this DVeeeD?

Up next, a big girl naaamed TRAAACEY who likes to play with herselfff out in the woods while birdies chirp and buuugs fly 'round 'er 'ole. She likes to peee outside, she does, then comes inside and sticks a bottle up 'er 'ole. Why didn't TRAAAACEEE pee in the beer bottle?

I dooon't know which one is EMMA or which one is CLAIRE but theeese two like sticking things up their 'oles. Celery sticks. Cucummmbers. Other fffings that are stick-like in naaa-ture.

Some big ol' bird named KIM wears a big furry coat to her massage wit' BETH but theeese two massage their big boobies and play with a dildo. At least thay left on their lingerie, they did.

BETH is back and she gets fuuucked by DAREN. Ayyy, it took an hour before any wankers showed-duppp. DAREN shows us his purly white arse while he doggy fuuucks BETH, hooo likes it when 'ee treats 'er dirrrty. For the laaame finish, the wanker drops his load below 'is belly button and all BEFF can dooo is teef 'is dick head.
What the fuuuuuck, BEFF!

Finally, two people 'hooo like to fuuuck: KEELY and DECLAN. Theeese twooo look like young kids next to these other ol' geezers. They fuuuck a bit and Keely's not a-fraaaid to taaake his load in her mouff. Whaaat there's more? A few mooore positions then Keeley makes herself squirt while Declan drops cum on her twat. Theeese kids are alllllllllllright!

Gum chewin' MEEEGAN gets fuuucked bent over a table top and takes a couple a cum shots. An off-camera wanker talks to her while she shows her big tits and dreams of getting gang baaanged. Sorry, no gang bang for you, luv.

Asleep on the couch, an old wanker named WOODY gets a cup a tea from JENNY then gets a woody all 'is ooown so that a horny JENNY can blow 'im. Clothes come off and WOODY fucks JENNY in the couch. Go ya ol' geezers go! He cream pies a naked JE-NNNNY only wearin' 'er sandals, she is, then WOOOOOODY looks for his cup a teeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.

A wanker tells DAAAISY to take off 'er duds and she does. Then, that same wanker fuuucks her on a bed then she drops to her knees just like a poooooor-nstar and whacks his wanker 'til he spunks 'er faaace.

CHANTELLE has jet black hair and big boooobs for some purly white baldie named hooo-the-fuck-caaares hoo taaakes her over to the couch. The two look groovy in 69 then they fuck a bit and almost looooooose the cumshot on her boooooobs due to blurrrry camera work.

More old geezers TONY and MARK double up on IRENE somewhere in Brighton, they do. You would think these old geezers could find a decent bed to fuuuck in but they'd rather suuuck and fuuuck and shoot cummm on IREEEEENE as close to the fuckin' floor as they can get. No mat-ter, IREEENE says the two blokes fucking 'er were "luuuuvly" and delicious" or someffing.

A big girl named AUDREY made a bob or two for her solo work in a hotel room. She takes off everyfing, even her glasses so that she can stick a vibrator in her 'ole during shaky-shaky camera work. Come on, ya wankers, is that any waaay to treat a Booonus Winnah?

These cheap bastards need to find better wankers and a deeecent camera man before yours fuckin' truly ever watches another one of these lousy DVDeeeeeeeees.

So, I am giving ! 1/2 for this fuuuuck flick.

Fuck youuuuuu, BOne for giving me such a crappy DVD, ya wanker!