X-Vision 1 Review

Reviewed by howie  on  3/11/2005

What’s in my DVD player (mainstream): The Eagles – Hell Freezes Over (DTS version)
This concert DVD released in 1994 still stands as one of the best concert DVDs ever released/produced and a large part of the reason is the DTS engineering that was performed on this DVD. The sound quality is incredible as all speakers are balanced on a DTS capable DVD player and home theater system. If you’re an Eagles fan or of concert DVDs, this DTS version is a must have.

Director: David Edwards

My review: X-Worx is the newbie to sprout up and try their hand at this porn thing and this is my 2nd review of one of their initial releases. They continue with their amazing casting for this flick has Lauren Phoenix, Shy Love, and Samantha Ryan to arouse us and give us many warm, fuzzy feelings over the course of over 2 hours. (The runtime clocks in at approximately 2:20.)

I’m giving this a possible buy recommendation with a caveat to be explained in the following paragraph. The sex action was hot and well captured by camera. The gorgeous girls put in a good performance in each of the scenes and they were a joy to watch as all of them looked hot, especially in starting the scenes with a tease segment. The ordering of the scenes provided a nice blend as it started with b/g/g, then b/g, followed by b/b/g, returning to b/g/g, and ending with b/g.

The reason I didn’t rate this movie any higher was because I made some deductions due to the audio track or lack thereof. There is simply no vocal track but a synthesized drum-beat track that overlays the video. In other words, pretend you are watching a porno and you turn off the volume on your t.v. so you can listen to a Moby CD on your CD player instead. Now this might be a non-issue, especially if you watch couples-oriented porn with a nastier edge. Ultimately, if I wanted such an audio experience, I would want it to be my option and not for the porn studio to decide for me.

A minor complaint is that the disc starts with trailers for both Muff 1 and Ass Fanatics 1 and it doesn’t allow you to skip the trailers by pressing your remote’s menu button. You can fast forward through them but it didn’t lessen the pet peeve. Also, the video quality could have been a little sharper at times but that may be my pickiness showing through.

Scene 1 – Jamie Brooks & Lauren Phoenix with Mark Davis:
[Lauren – CG vag; doggie anal; RCG anal]
[Jamie – RCG vag; RCG anal; CG anal; RCG anal]
Damn, what a pairing. At the start of the scene there is vag penetration of Lauren and Jamie using flavored ice popsicles and subsequent licking of said popsicles by Lauren and Jamie. Hell yeah! This scene shifts back and forth between the girls getting penetrated and the “sidelined” girl stays in the action providing PTOGM and ATOGM and I’m guessing it was to get the taste of the popsicle out of their mouths. Mark cums in Lauren’s mouth and she drools it in Jamie’s mouth before she passes it back to Mark!!! That was surprising but the scene fades out before showing what he did with the passed cum. Awesome scene with great chemistry between the girls but I would have loved to have heard the actual audio track.

Scene 2 – Shy Love with Van Damage:
[Oral for Shy; vag fingering; BJ; deepthroating; mish vag; RCG anal; doggie anal; mish anal]
Shy is a head turner with a great body including fake boobies. This scene takes place outdoors by a pool where Van pays some warranted attention to Shy by munching her box to start and some light fingering of her vag before she starts some no-hands deepthroating of his tool. APB to reader --- Shy has got some skills. Mixed in with the anal was ATM and the highlight of the scene was Shy in doggie anal with her head down and her hand furiously rubbing her clit. Shy doesn’t swallow any of his jizz but does some nice PHC. A very good scene.

Scene 3 – Trina Michaels:
[BJ; doggie vag; RCG anal; CG DP; ATM; PTM; RCG DP]
Trina is an overly buxom blonde with a pierced clit and overall good body. The opening tease has her hosing a car outdoors before she starts undressing and spraying the water on her body. The 2 guys enter stage left and the action starts. The highlight here is Trina in RCG DP and her moving her body in sync to the thrusting. She gets both loads to her mouth region but there is no swallowing just some minor PHC. Good scene but the lack of an audio track is starting to wear on me.

Scene 4 – Trinity & Samantha Ryan:
[Trinity – deepthroat BJ; RCG vag; mish vag; RCG anal; piledriver anal]
[Samantha – deepthroat BJ; RCG vag; doggie vag; ATOGM]
Trinity and Samantha start the scene with an outdoor shower cascading water over their delectable bodies and some light caressing and fingering between the two. Wow, Samantha is pretty. The guy appears to start the action and he switches between girls but it is Trinity gets most of the loving due to Samantha not participating in the anal except for providing multiple ATOGM clean-up. There is plenty of interaction between the girls and that to me what makes or breaks a b/g/g scene. The highlight of this scene is Trinity underneath Samantha in doggie with 2 fingers joining the cock in Samantha’s pussy. Samantha receives the 1st cumshot to her mouth and drips it to Trinity who swallows. There is a 2nd cumshot though small and the converse occurs - Trinity passes it to Samantha and tongue kiss each other and perform some PHC to end this scorching hot scene.

Scene 5 – Aria with Lee Stone:
[BJ; RCG vag; squirting; CG vag; standing CG vag; mish vag; doggie anal; mish anal]
I prefer Aria in b/g scenes as I think I OD’ed after seeing her in all of those Britney Foster-directed g/g scenes. Here she is looking good in a blue 2-piece bikini/thong that takes place by a pool. Surprise, surprise Aria squirts 2 times in this scene and there is real good chemistry between the 2 of them. The highlight of this scene was Aria in mish anal fingering herself for a pseudo-DP. The scene ends with Aria swallowing the load that Lee drops into her mouth. An okay scene.

Extras: The extras is one single offering and it is a 17 minute snippet of Audrey Hollander’s scene from Ass Fanatics #1 and it includes the brief double vag and double anal segment. Wow, Audrey likes it rough and nasty. Considering the feature clocks in at over 2 hours, it is understandable that there might not be storage space on the disc for extensive extras.