X Professionals Review

Reviewed by BIGmike  on  4/7/2002

-The film opens with a woman talking with a guy, before pulling out some pictures followed by him handing over some keys, and her walking out. The opening credits roll…

Adam and Eve Presents
An Ultimate Pictures Production

A Nicholas Steele Film

X Professionals

Starring Brook Lane, Steve Drake, Evan Stone, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Jean Luc Godard, Claudia Adkins, Kristina Black, Lea De’Mae, Holly Hollywood, and Mr. Marcus. And more credits roll.

Directed by Nicholas Steele

[NOTE : I don’t particularly care for porn with plot and acting, but I will give this one a go.]

SCENE ONE : The guy and the girl kiss, she gives bj, she gets fucked (vaginally with guy wearing a condom), and guy cums in her mouth.

--Good looking girl who I’ve never seen before, so I don’t know who she is (Lea De’ Mae in the credits). But she does perform very well, and most of the action is captured beautifully, though artistically.

SCENE TWO : Two girls, Nikita Denise and a girl I don’t recognize, kiss and strip at the front of a boat. Soon Nikita goes down on her, Nikita’s turn to get oral, then some more kissing and ending with them in a 69.

--Great scene, though there are times when it goes artistic, with two beautifully hot girls, Nikita Denise and Holly Hollywood. This scene would’ve been so much better had it not ended so abruptly. But still, this is a great scene, all oral lez, just kinda short.

SCENE THREE : Girl and Evan Stone in a warehouse, they kiss and he goes down on her and fingers her, on the hood of a Mercedes. She returns the favor, giving him a nice bj, followed by him fucking her pussy, with a condom on. After a variety of positions he cums on her face and mouth.

--Great looking girl with a bald pussy, who gets fucked pretty good by Evan. Since they list the credits at the end of the film, I found out that this was Kristina Black, a gorgeous girl who I’ve heard of but have never seen.

SCENE FOUR : Claudia Adkins and guy kiss before he goes down on her. She gives him a bj in return, followed by her getting fucked vaginally and anally. To end the scene the guy launches a pretty big load across her stomach, and they kiss some more.

--Decent scene, short, but there are some pretty good shots of the action. This girl I’ve seen once before and she looks pretty good here as she did the first time I saw her. She does turn in a good performance, and so does the guy. But the scene is pretty short.

SCENE FIVE : Brook Lane and guy kiss and strip one another and she soon gives bj and gets fucked, vaginally only and the guy launches a good sized load across her stomach.

--Decent scene, though I can’t say she was up to par with the first girls in this film. She isn’t all that attractive looking, she could even be considered below average when compared to the first four girls of this film, and even the fifth girl.

SCENE SIX : Brook Lane and guy kiss and strip before she gives him a bj, followed by him going down on her. he fucks her pussy (with condom), and cums on her butt cheek.

--Decent scene, basically the same as the one before, only different person for her to fuck. Two weak scenes in a row to make this just a below average film.

EXTRAS : Behind the scenes (just under 20 minutes), bios of Nikita Denise, Holly Hollywood, Kristina Black, and Evan Stone; all bios last from between 5 minutes to Evan’s 15 minute bio (it’s the stars telling the camera about themselves), two bonus scenes, sex reel (clips from other films?), 5 trailers (2 minutes to just over 5 minutes in length), photo gallery, and website info.

BONUS SCENE ONE : From another film(?) with two girls. Both girls finger each other and do oral, no toys. Decent scene, though no credits given, so I can’t tell who they were.

BONUS SCENE TWO : Two girls, both average in looks, and a guy. the one girl gets fucked while the other uses a vibrator on herself. Starts off with vaginal and moves to anal, followed by the guy cumming on her stomach. All sex is with condom on in this scene. This is another decent scene, but I don’t know who the girls are.

OVERALL : Six scenes, all short, and a story, though not a very coherent story. The bonus scenes weren’t labeled, so I have no idea where they are from or who the performers are. So basically you get eight scenes, with some nice extras, and good production values, though it does get artistic every now and then. The first four scenes were the best, but the last two take a drop in quality, mainly due to the girl. Certainly not the worst, but there is no way this is great, good at the least.

FINAL THOUGHTS : The bonus scenes could’ve been labeled. I don’t know what else to say that hasn’t been said by astroknight or reviewer. So check their reviews for different, or similar, takes on this film and for more detail on the plot/story.

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