Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/12/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming at Vivid.com. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
"Wonder Woman XXX" is an overall decent(ish) parody of the popular DC Comics property by director Axel Braun and Vivid Video that tries to offer up a sexier side of everyone's favorite Amazonian warrior princess, along with a handful of related characters. While this is the goal, the attempt itself is only partially successful. Yes, there is some hot sex here, though the best of it is ruined by a post-production filtering effect (Scene Three). There's also good enough costuming and sets and a solid cast, as well. So no problems there. Where the film really falls short, however, (...other than that ruined sequence noted above...) is in its plot. It's disjointed, struggles to develop at least two (perhaps more?) separate storylines, and finishes off with an ending that leaves far too much unaccounted for. While similar comments can be made about some of the other releases in this general line, the missteps in those flicks have generally been smaller in magnitude, lesser in number, and/or compensated for by other, value-added inclusions. Here, that simply isn't the case. While I'd love to recommend this offering, as I was truly looking forward to watching it, I really can't. It could be decent as an inexpensive rental, but that's it...and even that's pushing it. Pass.

In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up the gold-helmeted sorcerer, Doctor Fate (Eric Masterson), with his curvy, smooth-shaven babe, Claire Robbins, at his lair for a quick oral and vaginal fucking. Fate shoots his magic seed from his flesh wand all over Robbins' face and chest in capping off this kinky coupling. In Scene Two, Angle Man (Some Dude) and the sarcastic, bluish-purple Killer Frost (Ash Hollywood) get down to it as the former awaits a meeting with his evil boss. They suck and fuck to a pop on her icy cooch. Scene Three features Wonder Woman (Kimberly Kane), Batgirl (Penny Pax), and Ares (Evan Stone) in a flashback sequence to a time when they all got it on in the desert. This sequence could easily have been the best of the disc, but it's foolishly been edited with a blurred, desaturating, vignette filter that distracts horribly from the action. While this effect isn't without cause, its persistence throughout the sequence is unnecessary and damaging. It effectively ruins the sex. As for what occurs, both ladies do oral and vaginal with Stone, and there's girl-on-girl action included, as well. Kane takes it up her Amazonian ass, with Evan loosening up her Lasso of Truth (Poop?) just a bit, and the festivities finish off with him jerking off on Kimberly's splayed open pussy. (If only that effect weren't there...) In Scene Four, Lois Lane (Kirsten Price) and Cheetah (Melody Jordan) let a conversation about their shared nemesis, Wonder Woman, quickly devolve into a lesbian love session at Jordan's tropical-themed home. The cat-suit-clad beauty quickly goes to work on Price's naughty bits with her tongue, and fairly standard (though still steamy) girly-girl sex ensues. Scene Five brings together Superman (Some Dude) and an emotional Wonder Woman (Kimberly Kane) at the Man of Steel's crystal palace for a quick bang-out. A soft-focused, oral and vaginal romp upon a stark, white background follows, with Kimberly taking the "D" in sexy style and in a variety of positions. A sloppy load of his personal kryptonite delivered to her backside out of doggy finishes off this fine fuck.