White Chicks Gettin' Black Balled 5 Review

Reviewed by Peter North Is My Hero  on  7/14/2005

Having seen volumes #2 and #8 of this disappointing series, I can only say that despite the impressive billing of three absolute superstars, #5 is only a marginally better edition. The improvement here can be summed up in just two names: "Nicole" and "Brazzle".

*****NICOLE BRAZZLE*****

Now you may or may not know this, but besides being a lucid wet dream, Nicole Brazzle is a performer who givess 100%. Take the oral sex segment for example: Endless eye contact, deep throat (complete with "GA!, GA!, GA!, GA!" sounds), dick slapping herself in the face with such vigor that the black weiner becomes a blur, endless trash talk, and more, more, more. The camerwork does her beautiful face and cock-suckery skills the justice they deserve.

You don't in any way need me to describe how fucking good this tastey little tart looks being humped from behind.

"Deep Throat This Vol. 23" is the only other movie I've actually seen Nicole perform in ( an amazing all oral/ monster facial flick in itself; Ms. Brazzle's face is thoroughly decorated IN THAT movie), yet I have a sneaking suspicion that her gifts have been better exploited in any number of other films besides WCGBB #5. Still, the lighting and sound was excellent, and the cinematography was acceptable. They just should have paired her with a pro (Brian Pumper, Mark Anthony) rather than the dew-ragged amatuer blessed to fly her fish flaps on this DVD.

Nicole looks great with cum on her tits.

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There must be a sizeable contingent of porn enthusiasts who love to see starlets perform while only half clothed. I just don't get it myself. I'm pissed she wears a STUPID red body stocking from start to finish in this chapter. In the unlikelyhood that you don't know who Page Turner is, I'll be brief: Innocent, sweet baby-face, fantastic tan, nice, round tush.

At least she's paired with worthy, seasoned stud, Sledgehammer. Though the director made sure to capture that precious face with those angel eyes looking up from that fat dick in her mouth, sadly, Page gives piss-poor head. No effort to deep throat, or even some bobbing on the tip. Lame, Lame, Lame.

Page has a fantastic ass; but if you haven't seen it naked on other XXX DVDs, then you can't really tell from that GADDAMN body stocking. It ruined everything for me.

Sledge drips a little cum onto her protruding tongue. This sweetheart always looks great with her mouth open. (If you want to see what Ms. Turner is really made of, check her out in "First Offense #4", and "Deep Throat This #23-she gets a big facial that makes her ill.)

*****JORDAN FLIES*****

I'm pretty certain I've never seen this girl before, but I'll tell you, she's highly delectable: Her hair color is somewhere between red and brown, little face with an especially cute chin, skinny, skinny body, but with just enough meat so the butt and boobs aren't 100% flat.

It looks as though Jordan does some nice slobbing on her black man (who's noT supersized), but it's difficult to tell as too much of the action is filmed in side profile. When a less-obstructed view of her facial features is provided, it falls way short of POV quality.

Ms. Flies' ass is so petite, that when the stunt-fucker slaps her buttcheecks there is 100% no jiggle; and I like that. It just stands to reason that she looks best being rammed in doggy and while on top. The camera work here is acceptable.

She gets a little cum by her eyebrow and on her chin.

*****ERIN MOORE*****

Sledgehammer and some other dude show up at Erin Moore's house to move furniture (how original). Erin immediately gets naked so we can note that incredibly youthfull, meaty ass. She's very fuckable, yet despite that beautiful face, Erin would get lost in a lineup of blondes from any other interracial fuck fest.

Ms. Moore seems quite impressed with the Hammer's giant dick (difficult to say if this was scripted), but says nothing about the other mediocrity. She seems reluctanat and even a little grossed out as she starts to suck on the Hammer; and I like that (Is she acting? I doubt it). The camera work in the dick-sucking segment is merely O.K.

Nice view of her bubble butt as she's vaginally penetrated from behind by the mediocrity.

Once Hammer takes over for missionary, things get far more interesting. She manually stretches her vadge out to accomodate the mega-dick. While riding on top, Hammer fucks her super-fast. Great view of those fun-looking buttcheeks.

Erin is posed to flinch as the other guy starts to jack off on her face. Her apprehension was needless as he only oozes a little on her chin. Sledge only ads a few drops.

*****MADISON MONROE*****

It's Hammertime! for Madison Monroe (You Must Know Who This Sweetheart Is By Now)

Monroe administers the best dicksucking Sledge receives on this whole disc. No deep throat, but considering the dick in question, that's asking alot. Appropriate views of her big eyes looking up.

While on top, she seems to handle the monster dick with extreme caution. Very, very gradual penetration. Somehow, Madison ends up looking her best while being probed in missionary. The doggystyle angle is an absolute travesty, as there is never a decent view of her hips and rump being humped.

Just a little cum gets depositied on her little tongue.

WGGBB #5 doesn't fail on every level in every scene, but the camerawork quality remained too inconsitent between chapters. One chapter has great ass shots with sorry oral sex cinematography; another has great angles of the girl's face, but provides ultra-weak views of her on all fours. The lighting in each scene was excellent.

If not for its inclusion of the bewlidering looks and supercharged performance of Nicole Brazzle, I would have failed this disc, big time.