What Gets You Off Review

Studio: 3rd Degree
Director: Chris Streams
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 1:53:17

Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:29:18)

Starring:
Cytherea (Cover Girl)
Jane Darling
Katie Gold
Julie Silver
Trinity

Themes: Gonzo, Female Orgasm

3rd Degree is a new porn company that has apparently spun out of Zero Tolerance. I haven't seen anything from them yet, but I've been hearing nothing but great things. 3rd Degree has some eye-catching red foil box covers, with white DVD cases. The overall appearance of the package is quite attractive. Zero Tolerance always had some great foil box covers, and apparently 3rd Degree has followed in style.

"What Gets You Off" features the lovely Cytherea, who is also an unknown quantity to me. She looks striking in a pink hat and fishnet top. I assume that Cytherea will be demonstrating her legendary "squirting" skills in her quest to "get off" in this one. The lovely Trinity and Katie Gold are also featured in this one, which appears to have a lot of promise.

Scene 1: Jane Darling and two guys

Jane Darling is a tall, blonde, Czech beauty with large, luscious breasts. She looks very impressive in a mesh black top and matching panties and stockings. There's a lengthy tease session before we get down to business. Two guys materialize and she starts blowing them. Average oral with lots of hand action. Double oral as both guys jam their cocks in her mouth.

Jane gets banged in reverse cowgirl. Her great natural breasts bounce around nicely. She gets anal and DP in the same position with some A2M. The guys plaster her with a couple of average shots. Jane looks great, the action is filthy, and this is a solid and strokable scene.

Scene 2: Trinity and some guy

Trinity is a hot brunette starlet who has been quietly burning up the porn scene in the last year or so. I think she is really cute, and from the scenes I've seen her in, she's a great performer as well. She strips and shows off her fake cans and hot body. Her pussy gapes open as she bends over and fingers it.

The scenes are filmed in a typical large porn mansion. Trinity is blowing some guy on a chair before he roughly tosses her to the floor to get throat-gagged. He picks her up, flips her around, and eats her out in a standing 69 while she deep-throats his tool.

Trinity gets fucked in doggy style in the chair, and then in standing missionary. I really liked the variety of positions in the scene. She masturbates furiously while getting it in the ass. She eagerly does some deep-throat A2M. Trinity seems really horny and loving every minute of what she's doing.

Trinity is pretty much jilling herself off this entire scene which is pretty hot, even when she's taking the cumshot to the mouth. The guy shoots a good one and she swallows. Trinity was really into fucking and getting off, which seems to be the dominant theme of the movie.

Scene 3: Katie Gold and a guy

Katie Gold is a cute young blonde girl with shorter hair and a spunky attitude. She looks really cute here in pink fishnet stockings. There's a pretty good tease section as she deeply fingers herself in the pussy and ass with her middle finger. Soon she is reclining and getting fucked with her face upside down, "Gag Factor" style.

There's more kneeling, gagging oral before Katie gets penetrated vaginally in missionary, and then anally in reverse cowgirl complete with A2M. Katie must be super-tight because her ass does not gape at all. Lots of aggressive gagging A2M. She gets a moderate cumshot to the tongue to end. This was a hot, pretty rough scene with Katie giving a great performance acting like a depraved nymphomaniac.

Scene 4: Julie Silver and two guys

Julie Silver is a blonde, European anal queen, who is known for her multiple double anal scenes. I have never found her to be one of the best-looking starlets out there, although she is a filthy performer. She shows off her great breasts, spreads her pussy, and deeply four-fingers her ass to begin the scene.

Two cocks appear and she is soon kneeling and deep-throating them. Both guys shove their huge members nearly all the way down her throat. Julie gets bent over and fucked while sucking the other guy off. She takes it in the vagina for what seems like a split second before accepting the dick in her expansive asshole. Deep-throat A2M as Julie tastes the depths of her ass off his cock.

She gets double penetrated in reverse cowgirl. Her ass gapes nicely as one guy jams four fingers in, before shoving them down Julie's throat as well. She only does DP here, no double anal as she has become famous for. The scene was pretty hot though, she gets two nice blasts to the face (some lands in her eye).

Scene 5: Cytherea and Mr. Pete

I have heard all about Cytherea, who won Best New Starlet at the 2005 AVN awards. Unfortunately, I haven't had the chance to see our squirting starlet in action. She looks extremely hot both in this scene, where she's paired with Mr. Pete, and on the cover as well.

There's a nice tease segment as Cytherea strips. She's really, really cute and boner-inducing. Mr. Pete shows up and she gives him some gagging deep-throat oral. He goes for her pussy and they fuck for a while in reverse cowgirl. They move to standing vaginal and Cytherea "squirts" (boy, sure looks a lot like piss to me) everywhere. They're fucking on a light green couch and you can see huge stains from Cytherea's "fluid" appear. I hope they got it steam-cleaned or something.

The scene is really hot, Mr. Pete fucks like an animal and Cytherea reaches new heights of ecstasy as she sprays what looks like a large amount of pee everywhere. While Mr. Pete's fucking her, she's orgasming convincingly and "squirting" all over the place. Some of it lands on the camera lens.

It's no wonder that Cytherea won the Best New Starlet, as she's really hot and a great performer, whether or not her "squirting" antics are genuine. She takes a decent load to the face to end this fantastic, high-energy scene. The director definitely saved the best for last with this movie!

The first DVD that I've seen from 3rd Degree is definitely a winner. The camera work from Chris Streams is very nice, the picture quality and the lighting in the movie is top-notch, and the action is very filthy. The cast is also quite solid. I really enjoyed Jane Darling's huge natural jugs, Katie Gold's filthy demeanor, and Cytherea's orgasmic antics. Trinity and Julie Silver are fabulous too. I'll definitely recommend this one, and I'll be sure to search out 3rd Degree's releases in the future.