Warehouse of Whores Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/3/2003

The Little Details

Running Time: 78 min.

Production Date: 11 / 11 - 13 / 2002

Director: Shawn Ricks

Cast: Angelica Sin, Chennin Blanc, Katie Morgan, Mercedes, Trixie Kelly, Ben English, Fabio Scorpion, John West, Talon Valenti, and Thomas Gunn in sexual roles and Frank Bukkwyd in a non-sex role

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Lord Perious has been very hit or miss. I’m not really sure what to expect here other than a poor job on the overall DVD.

Initial Reaction: It wouldn’t be too bad with a few competent people behind the camera.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passable technical aspects

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a bit. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but does have a few areas that are either hollow or echo. There are also a few areas where the directions being given to the talent are louder than the talent themselves. The video sucks about as much as an intern in a former President’s Harlem office. It starts off nice and clear during the opening credits, but switches away from the clarity so fast that I’m pretty sure that was just stock footage. Most of it is grainy, blurry, and leaves a bit to be desired unless you’ve had at least a six pack in which case it will seem perfectly clear and you’ll be happy. If that’s not enough, there are also a few remnants which rear their ugly head throughout the feature.

Music: The music is fairly typical porno music, but a little on the creepy side. It’s a little loud and very repetitious, and often ended up hurting the scenes as much if not more than it helped them.

Menus: The menus are okay. The main menu has some decent attention and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

When guys want to do something that involves alcohol and a chance of getting laid, they’re liable to do most anything. Here, a group of guys wanting to go on spring break have decided to clean up an old building. Before starting, they learn from the creepy janitor that the building used to be a swing club until tragedy befell the place one night.

Scene 1 - Mercedes and Talon Valenti

Talon Valenti, an average looking guy, starts things off with Mercedes, a good looking brunette with big fat tattooed titties and a pierced tongue. She runs her hands over his body before dropping down to suck his cock. She doesn’t get any oral rewards before Talon bones her from behind. They also work in a little missionary before the girl finishes things with a decent facial.

This is an okay scene. Mercedes puts some nice effort into the scene, and keeps things energetic and somewhat interesting. The camera work holds it back quite a bit with lethargic angles that rarely change and editing that doesn’t mix things up. In the end, this is a scene that felt like it had a lot more potential than was shown here.

Scene 2 - Trixie Kelly and John West

Young and cute Trixie Kelly takes on John West for the second scene. She touches and teases herself while making John watch before they exchange oral favors. Trixie gets nicely vocal as she rides John reverse cowgirl style, both moaning in pleasure and demanding that he fuck her hard. Finally, Trixie gets down to work John over with her mouth and hands until he decorates her face.

This is a pretty good scene. Trixie gets into it very well, and there’s no doubt that she’s into it rather than just faking it for the check. She’s cute, obviously young, and doesn’t let that hold her back in the least!

Scene 3 - Katie Morgan and Ben English

Katie Morgan takes on Ben English in the third scene after he convinces her to drop the plastic pitchfork and hop on the bed with him. He vigorously fingers Katie’s bald beaver while she sucks and strokes her cock before face fucking her. They fuck missionary style and mix in a little cowgirl before Katie takes a nice facial finish.

This is a pretty good scene. Katie gets into it nicely, and doesn’t shy away from the facial at all. The camera work is still pretty average, but the scene worked for me.

Scene 4 - Chennin Blanc and Fabio Scorpion

Chennin Blanc, a dirty blonde who very rarely disappoints, magically appears to take on Fabio Scorpion in the next scene. She happily works him over orally before climbing on his cock cowgirl style. They keep things going doggie style before Chennin takes an amazing facial that seems to surprise even her.

This is a pretty good scene. As usual, Chennin does an impressive job, and her handling of the facial here is one of the best finishes I’ve seen in quite a while. As usual the camera work and editing leave a bit to be desired, but Chennin puts enough into the scene to still make it a little impressive.

Scene 5 - Angelica Sin and Tommy Gunn

Finally, Angelica Sin pops in to reprimand Tommy Gun for hiding out while his friends do all the work. She teases him before slobberin’ on his knob with an emphasis on the slobber before her gives her pussy some fast fingering. She moves on to ride him in both cowgirl styles and let him take her from behind before finishing things with a creamy facial.

This is an okay scene. Angelica puts some nice energy into the scene, but really seems to overdo her reactions. She doesn’t shy away from the pop at the end, but doesn’t take it with nearly the enthusiasm as Chennin did in the previous scene. Unfortunately the editing leaves plenty to be desired, and leaves in things like Angelica apologizing to Tommy and repositioning herself when things don’t go quite right in reverse cowgirl.

Warehouse of Whores is a decent porno that’s ruined by people who don’t seem to be able to tell their ass from a hole in the ground. There’s some very nice talent in front of the camera here, and they almost make the movie worthwhile. Trixie does a great tease to start her scene out, Mercedes plays to the camera nicely, and Chennin Blanc handles one of the best popshots I’ve seen in a long time, with the rest of the cast doing a good job as well. They guys aren’t the best, but I’m willing to forgive that a little just because they weren’t the same faces that it seems you get in every other porno. Unfortunately, the editing sucks. You get to see a few things go wrong, such as Angelica Sin fucking Tommy Gunn in the final scene with things not quite lining up, and hear plenty of background noises. Part of me is tempted to compare it to Ed Powers’ movies, but Ed knows how to edit, knows where to keep the camera pointed, and knows that if the picture is so blurry that the viewer falls asleep and thinks they woke up after taking a drive with Teddy Kennedy, you probably shouldn’t include that footage. It’s crap like that which permeates the entire being of Warehouse of Whores, and turns it from being a decent piece of cheesy porn to a waste of time.

The Extra Stuff

A photo gallery lasts just over two minutes with about five seconds per nice looking snapshot or full screen photo.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, masturbation, and spanking

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Only between Angelica Sin and Tommy Gunn

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Lord Perious DVDs can be found online for between about $4 and $25, with stores pretty much offering them at both ends. Aim for the low end here. The sex is pretty good, but the technical aspects are bad enough that you’re going to want to use the money you saved on this one to buy yourself a six pack of decent beer. (Hint: If your piss afterwards is darker than what you drank, it probably wasn’t decent beer). There also aren’t any worthwhile extras.

Note to Lord Perious: After watching some of your early DVDs and some of your late DVDs, I’m not quite sure what you’re aiming for. You have a better authored DVD here as an early DVD but the technical aspects suck. Your more recent DVDs looked and sounded better as I recall, but the authoring sucks. I hope you figure out what you did right on each of them and put out a better product soon!

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