Warehouse of Whores Review

Reviewed by Nat Hocken  on  7/30/2003

The premise of “Warehouse of Whores” is simple enough: a bunch of “college” kids wanting to save money for Spring Break answer a classified ad to earn some quick cash by boxing up whatever they can find at the location of a wild orgy during which several women were literally fucked to death; they find that the girls’ ghosts are still around and looking for some payback. Spelled out in an introductory scene, this is about as far as the story ever goes, though it explains why the girls appear out of nowhere with only sex on their minds.

Each of the five scenes is strictly boy/girl, running on average about 14 minutes. The first scene is considerably shorter thanks to the actor’s premature ejaculation. Since this scene also includes the film’s most extensive foreplay, its actual sexual content runs only about six minutes. That sounds worse than it is, however, because the girl (I’m guessing Mercedes) is an attractive, big-boobed brunette who handles herself well. The other scenes, in which foreplay isn’t much of player, provide roughly twice the action.

As it plays out, 14 minutes per scene works pretty well. Angelica Sinn can’t make up her mind whether to screw her man in the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position, but the other girls are more decisive. This isn’t a movie in which the performers are jumping into one position after another; instead, they stick to the basics and achieve a more natural sexual flow.

Angelica’s scene is the worst in the film, and it’s the closer. The cowgirl merry-go-round doesn’t help, nor does the fact that this scene includes the movie’s only condom. And though Angie’s oral technique is the only one on display that includes deep throat, she ruins it with an overabundance of spit. Katie Morgan’s oral skills are abysmal, easily the worst of all the girls here. She’s a “head only” performer and must have been a damn unsatisfying one at that: her guy continually tries to force his cock in further with face-fucking thrusts, but Katie denies him every time. On the other hand, she rides cock like crazy. I swear, there were times when her thrusts were so aggressive she looked like she was the one with the cock. Mercedes, Trixie Kelly, and Chenin Blanc have a more balanced attack, and that’s really the strength of this movie, it’s sexual balance. It isn’t particularly hot and heavy, but it’s consistent and reasonably well performed.

Though not always terribly well captured. The film’s two best facials are poorly shot. I don’t believe that’s entirely the fault of either the videographer or the director, though. Though the first guy is the only obvious preemie, the second guy seems to shoot his first burst while still in Trixie’s mouth, which was probably unplanned. Cool, but unplanned. And the first guy’s initial burst shoots, I think, directly in Mercedes’ mouth, as well, but it’s a little difficult to tell with the unsuspecting cameraman still shooting from a distance. The film contains no anal activity to speak of, but Trixie does squirt a couple of time during her cowgirl performance.

The worst thing about this movie, really, is the title. Since no one ever says the girls who were fucked to death were whores (who wouldn’t have cared enough to get fucked to death in the first place), one has to assume the filmmakers are referring to the actresses. Which makes me wonder: why throw stones when you’re living in a pimp’s glass house?