Up & Cummers 126 Review
New Machine
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Starring: Stacy Valentine, Randy West, Johnni Black, Damien Michaels, Summer Collins, Bridgette Belle, Michael Black, Annie Buns, Lyla Lei, Kimmy Kahn, Tyler Gates, Crystal Rouseau, China Storm, Ray Swaze
Released on: 3/13/2005
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Reviewed by picman on 4/29/2005
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| Prologue One of the traditional portals for fresh talent in porn has been Randy West's Up and Cummers series. Randy himself has never been a big selling point for me. I always carry the image of a polyester/disco clown from the 80's. It was hard to take him seriously then, and even tougher now that he's old enough to be the grandfather of some of these young women. But it can't be denied that some very special girls have appeared in front of his camera, and some notable scenes have been recorded. This edition is called "The Lost Tapes: 2". I don't know exactly what that means. Didn't these scenes ever appear before? Is there more footage than previously released? I can tell you that there are some familiar faces on the cover. Lyla Lei, Johnni Black and Stacy Valentine. Also, Annie Bunz, who is known to most porn fans as Cassidey. This is billed as her first boy/girl shoot. Lucky Randy. Let's see how she did. |
 The video starts out with Randy training his camera on the adorable Kimmy Kann. She wants to do porn to make some extra cash and thinks it would be fun. She's going to do two men for the first time, Damien and Randy. Kimmy shows Randy she's not wearing panties under her skirt. It was a warm day and baby needs to breathe a little. She hasn't been touched and there's a hint of cream at the opening to her vagina. Little Kimmy's a hotty. Randy has her spread the juicy lips. She turns and points her tight butt at the camera, then cut to these two creatures swarming her. I mean Randy and Damien. Randy licks her hot box and Kimmy mouths Damien's manhood. She responds positively to the finger popping and licking. Cut to the guys changing places and Randy responding to Kimmy's mouth. Another cut to Damien fucking her in mish as she continues to suck Randy. Another quick cut to a double suck off and Kimmy's adorable tits are hanging out. She's sporting a tongue stud to enhance the experience. Another cut and Kimmy works Randy's load into her mouth unassisted. Another cut and Damien is jerking off into her mouth. Another cut and Kimmy's getting fucked in mish by Randy, who rails her almost to orgasm. Another cut and she's giving him a foot job. Kimmy gets a string of pearls added to her jewelled toes. Some pretty erotic post pop foot play. Another break and Randy's fucking Kimmy in doggy. Cut to an RC insertion for Damien. Kimmy has a long and lively ride, using his stiffy in an attempt to get off. Another cut and Randy's back for more, side entry. He's relentless as he satisfies another of his fetishes with a creampie. Damien takes his turn in her cummy pussy. He adds his load and Kimmy has a strange, slightly revolted look on her face. |
 Johnni Black is up next and she brought her husband Michael to play with. They're fresh in the business here. Johnni looks very hot and built so solidly. Seeing her with her OEM tits is a rare treat. Michael goes to playing with her butt right away. Cut to a long view of Johnni blowing her husband while he diddles her hot pussy. Randy crawls into the scene to rim Johnni. She really likes that. He fingers her holes simultaneously. Johnni looks very turned on. She fishes out Randy's cock to reward him. She deep throats his normal sized cock with ease, just as she did her husband's. He crawls under her to eat some hot twat. Johnni does a face dance. Cut to a three fingered masturbation to prepare for Randy's cock in doggy. Johnni likes it as hard as she can get it and Randy does his very best to pound her. Cut to Michael eating her out in front of a crackling fireplace. I don't know what's hotter, the flames or this steaming cauldron writhing on the floor barking instructions to her subservient husband. Randy brings his balls over for her to lick. She even tosses his salad. Michael fingers her ass. Randy drops his tongue into her pussy. Cut to a mish insertion for Randy while Michael feeds Johnni his candy cane. Good pounding with her legs spread wide. Randy looks like he might have a heart attack he's fucking her so hard. Cut to Johnni putting on a show fingering her holes. Randy mounts her anally, doggy style. Michael reclines on the couch in front of her for some oral treat. Johnni insists on an anal pounding as well. Cut to Randy wanking off into Johnni's mouth but letting her suck and stroke him into orgasm. PCH for Randy. Nothing for Michael who opts not to finish off. |
 Annie Bunz on the boxcover, Cassidey in our hearts and minds and fondest memories as Paizley Adams and Bobbi. It doesn't matter what she called herself, this is one special young woman. She was absolutely captivating and Randy claims that this is her first video. Annie's kind of awkward in front of the camera and doesn't seem to know where to look or how to act. She shaved her pussy bald and doesn't seem too happy about the results. Randy pulls her top down to ogle her fine natural tits. Annie likes to play with them herself. There must be a mirror or monitor to her left because she seems to be staring at herself there. Her shorts come off and Annie continues to check herself out. She hops on the bed and follows Randy's orders to play with herself. He pulls out his hardon and Annie goes right to sucking it. You can tell she's not the most experience fellatrix in the world and Randy tells her what she should do for him. Annie masturbates Randy, then does some foot play for him. On all fours, she fingers her pussy for the camera. Randy homes in on her tight looking sphincter and starts to talk about anal sex. Cut to Annie climbing on Randy's cock in CG. They're carrying on an inane conversation about her boyfriend while she half heartedly bounces on his cock. Annie picks up some steam as she realizes that she can use him to get herself off. Cut to Randy positioning Annie for the doggy position that she had requested earlier. They spoon next. Randy wants to cum in her pussy and Annie tells him to go for it. He goes for a harder doggy, finally bringing her to life as he dumps a load deep in her vaginal cavity. Annie tries to get some out, but her body just swallowed it up. Randy wants to fuck more and they resume in spoon. Cut to Randy jacking off and Annie licking his balls. Annie takes over and jerks him into her mouth. Randy rewards her with a nice load that flows out of her mouth. Annie says it was her first mouthful and she's not sure she liked it. |
 Randy's sitting on a couch with the adorable Lyla Lei and explaining how he got her to do a scene with him. He's really looking old here. They better get the scene done quick so he can make the early bird special with all the other pensioners. It's his birthday and Lyla's going to light his candle. She's got a great attitude and knows how to make him feel special. Her top comes off while blowing him, showing a nice tight body. Lyla deep throats him and generally works it like a true cock slut. She gets naked and puts on a little show for the camera. Randy licks her butt and Lyla gives him carte blanche to her body. After tossing salad to Lyla's delight, Randy mounts her pussy in an up and over doggy. P2M and a cut to mish on the couch. Lyla's pinning her legs back and giving Randy the deepest access she can. Good shot of his balls slapping her asshole. Lyla pulls on her nipples while Randy hammers her pussy. Randy gets down to eat at the "Y" and Lyla has another birthday surprise for him. Her ass. He still wants pussy and fucks her in a side entry. P2M, and a cut to CG. Lyla gives him a hot and enthusiastic ride before turning for an RCA insertion. Her ass is really tight and they have trouble getting started. A little repositioning and Lyla's good as gold. A2M for this dirty girl and a cut to doggy anal. Randy seems to drop his load in her bung and Lyla tries to finger it out with no success. Cut to Lyla jilling off and Randy offering her some cock. She accepts in mish. He drives with urgency and leaves a creamy load for her to expel. Lyla looks happy. She farts and fingers her muffin. Randy has her suck the cum out of his hose. |
 Joined in progress, we have Bridgette Belle eating Stacy Valentine. A clothed guy crawls into the mix to help with the meal. In the bedroom mirror we can see the three participants and Randy holding a video camera on them. Stacy looks incredibly beautiful here. Bridgette and the guy share her ass, then kiss. Bridgette looks pretty freakin' hot herself as she fondles Stacy while the guy gets undressed. He rejoins the fray and eats Stacy from behind while Bridgette gives him a handy. He moves around to kiss Stacy while Bridgette mouths his organ. Cut to the girls sharing his cock and balls. Stacy deep throats and Bridgette sits on his face. Cut to Stacy eating at the "Y" and
the guy with his face in her ass. Cut to the girls in a 69 and the guy
preparing Stacy for penetration with Bridgette's help. They manage to get
Stacy off, making her very sensitive. Cut to Bridgette getting the cock
from behind as she is lying on Stacy face to face. Bridgette does some
nice nipple tracing on Stacy's chest while her pussy gets it's dick loving.
She and the guy get back to tonguing Stacy's body and then Randy's cock
comes into the frame for her to suck. It seemed like the other guy was
ready to enter her portal of pleasure but there's a quick cut and the girls
are laying side by side with Stacy still sucking Randy and Bridgette getting
a dreamy look in her eyes as we hear the sound of a vibrator from off camera.
Bridgette joins in on Randy's cock. The camera goes down to her bottom
and the other guy lets out a cum geyser that shoots across her body to
her face. She's got the vibe working her pussy and Stacy goes down to finish
the spent cock off. Bridgette whacks Randy off, then does a little corn
on the cob move along his shaft. Bridgette jerks the cum out of his gun,
getting some decent spurts on her body. |
 The scene starts with Summer in the midst of a masturbatory orgasm. The camera focuses on one of the wettest pussies you'll ever see. Randy's camera intrudes on her reverie and brings Summer back to earth. Randy explains that this ws supposed to only be a masturbation scene but she was horny and invited him to fuck her POV, something he'd never done before. Randy mounts her in doggy. Her pussy is soaking his cock. He doesn't feel like he can hold his load, so he has Summer suck him off. She bobs her head on his gnarly old rod till he spews in her mouth. Randy makes some lame excuses for a mediocre performance as the scene ends. |
 The first thing we see is the stunning backside and legs of ebony beauty China Storm(aka Diana DeVoe). Shes in a very tight and short blue dress, checking the package out in a full length mirror. She's from Hawaii and new to the business, as are most of the women in this series. Randy makes some inane conversation and China answers his questions while teasing us with a very hot body. She's a dancer and knows how to pose, giving us an eyeful. China lays back with her legs splayed and shows a very pink and deep pussy. She has a big clit to play with, too. Cut to her pussy being eaten by an unidentified black man. Randy reaches into the frame to tweak a nipple. Once he gets started on those pretty titties he finds it hard to let go. China strokes his cock slowly, then a cut to her sucking the black dick hard. Another cut and China's slipping a condom on Randy before mounting him in CG. She gives him a nice ride, doing all the fucking. Cut to RC and China gets to admire herself in the mirror. Another cut to side entry. Doggy is next. Randy slams her pussy hard here. They go to mish giving us a great view of China's tits flopping around. Randy's winded, so he whips off the condom and has China suck him off. She sucks and two hands his dick till he spends. Cut to China getting back to the black cock she started with. She sucks him till he spurts seed on her mouth and tits. Another cut and Randy's jerking off onto her ass. Still another cut and China's jilling off with Randy making orgasmic noises off camera. He's jerking off in time with her and shoots onto her hot, pink, open pussy. |
 The camera is trained on some great legs ending in a tight round ass. Randy calls out Crystal Rouseau's name and she turns around to show us her blondeness. She's moved to the valley and gives Randy a taste of her lingo, porn style. This will be her first boy/girl scene. She's a MILF looking woman. She's older but her body seems to be toned to perfection. Randy drives her crazy with his requested poses. She teases Randy with her pussy, then they take things inside for the sex. Crystal undresses Randy, but he's not so quick about unveiling her. She bends over for him to stick his face in her ass. This turns out to be an effective strategy as he pierces her pussy with no effort when he mounts her in doggy. Crystal likes the action and Randy needs to cum. She tells him to cum on her ass. His cock is soaked with her juices. Cut to side entry. Crystal offers to suck his cock, but first there's a break in the action for the removal of her dress. She has a really ratty looking boob job. Another cut for a CG insertion. She hops off to give Randy the bj she promised earlier. Summer two hands him with a liplock on his head as Randy spews into her mouth. She lets it cascade down his cock and off of her tongue. She refuses to give him PCH. Cut to Crystal climbing the cock in CG. She's all over his cock, rocking up, down, sideways. Finding her spots. Randy rolls Crystal over for mish. He turns her again for doggy. She plays with her pussy while he rolls toward orgasm. Crystal cums. Cut to foot play. Randy goes pussy one more time in mish. He shoots his load onto her pussy lips. |
 The scene opens on a view of a foot. Maybe we're carrying a fetish too far here. It pans up to a cute Tyler Gates. Like a lot of Randy's girls, she showed up to do something softcore like posing or masturbation. She's got a hot body encased in a red tube top and white shorts with white cotton panties. When those get dropped, we're faced with a hungry looking pussy and tight looking brown eye. Randy has Tyler spread her pussy, then turn to survey her body and drop her top. She has beautiful, natural breasts. He has her squat and spread her lips. Tyler turns to pose with her ass sticking out at us. The video ends with a naked Tyler walking into the house. Too bad he didn't get to tag this one. She was prime. |
| Epilogue There are certain things that can be expected from a Randy West production. The women will not be abused. He'll fuck them as hard as he can, especially when they're demanding it, but no misogyny here. Also, no circus acts. These are good things. On the other hand, Randy never draws anything special out in his scenes. If something memorable happens, it will be totally on the woman he's with to provide that spark. It's also a bit unseemly to see a man old enough to be the grandfather of some of these young girls fucking them. I'll give him credit, though. He still has some energy left. He's also an early proponent of creampies and loves feet. The video was a mixed bag of legends, also rans and never weres. A few of the women here probably never made another film. They were just testing the waters or doing it on a lark. Kimmy, Lyla and China have all been in plenty of productions and give good accountings of themselves here. Stacy Valentine was underutilized. Johnni Black's turn was notable because it was pre-implant. Even without the bolt ons she was built like a brick shithouse. A good scene. The Annie Bunz (Cassidey) scene just reinforced my impression of her as the gonzo girl that got away. It wasn't much of a scene, but she was so pretty and had a ton of personality that works so well in non scripted fare. Oh well... |
| The Disk Extras, you ask? This is New Machine. We don't need no stinking extras. A crappy photo gallery and some trailers. |
| Recommendation There's some historical value to a video like this. Cassidey's first scene, a gonzo Stacy Valentine, anything with Johnni Black or a look at some women who cut and ran. If you can get it for a few bucks, buy it. Rent it on a whim. |
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