Undiscovered Cuntry Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  9/2/2011

Erik Everhard's UNDISCOVERED CUNTRY (2011, Erik Everhard Entertainment-Jules Jordan Video) features Erik in 4 suck and fuck scenes with newbie female talent plus a final scene with a mask-wearing Mystery Girl, that, according to the DVD cover, performs in her ONLY scene. Erik treats the gals well in their first scenes but seems pretty excited fucking the Mystery Girl in the DVDs best scene. If the masked lady genuinely moved Erik in some kinda way, let's hope it inspires him to do something more with the Mystery Girl concept in future vids. Wide screen. Running time 2 hours 39 minutes not including special features.

The darker haired lovelies (Anne Melbourne and the Mystery Girl) appear in scenes that bookend three scenes with blondes and wanna-be blondes. Some lead-ins tend to be longer than they should be and end up padding the length of this disc.

ANNA MELBOURNE & EE---Cute and pale with long legs and long reddish brown hair, a nervous Anna settles into a series of straight sex positions with Erik on a couch with just enough natural light. Early action upon a black leather lounge chair with Erik kissing Anna while fingering her twat under her blue jean skirt scores. Anna speaks of trying "new positions" but Erik runs her through the usual porn workout with a facial. Cute girl, lovely Australian accent---!!! 1/2

BRIANNA ST. JAMES & EE---Erik plays teacher to his lone pupil, the small breasted, honey blonde Brianna. She drops to her knees by the teacher's desk for blow job moments but the straight sex excitement finds the duo in a nearby couch. The 20 year old Brianna's energy helps but it's a standard gonzo scene---!! 1/2

NORA SKYY & EE---Very pale with a bleached blonde bob and other hair issues, Nora and Erik suck and fuck in a white couch area in the same naturally lit environ from the first scene. Nora wears black heels throughout her encounter with Erik that includes a lift from cowgirl into mish being the highlight of this otherwise standard scene with a facial that mostly misses its mark---!! 1/2

SHANNON SILVA & EE---Shannon and Erik hang out way too long on the patio with Erik admiring her boobs and oiling up her butt cheeks. The duo come inside for blow job and doggy action that quickly finds Shannon on her tummy for way too long a time. Side stuff leads to cowgirl action and a fine facial with the duo alternating hand-job thrusts of his prick. A disappointing scene from Erik and this gal with a killer bod; Shannon's long streaky blonde hair with ugly roots also detracts---!!

The brown haired and black masked MYSTERY GIRL primps in a bathroom mirror until Erik sneaks up from behind and has his way with her. The duo stay put for wonderful upright doggy moments then head to the bedroom for a series of straight sex positions that are mostly superb except when the camera dwells too much on our girl's ass, which makes you forget about the mystery. (Stay wide and always include that black mask in-frame) Erik drops his load inside her swallowing mouth leaving a satisfied Mystery Girl---!!!! 1/2

Special Features include a 19 minute BTS with bonus footage that includes Erik worshiping the Mystery Girl at the foot of the bed for the finale. Also a 5 minute Cum Shot Recap, 5 minute Photo Gallery, 6 Trailers and a Cast List.

So, Erik Everhard's UNDISCOVERED CUNTRY (2011, Erik Everhard Entertainment-Jules Jordan Video) plays like a typical gonzo disc with newbie performers until the Mystery Girl gets Erik's juices flowing for a terrific finale. Is an entire disc of Mystery Girls in Erik's future? Let's hope so. Until then, final rating for UNDISCOVERED CUNTRY is !! 1/2 outta !!!!!