Two At Once Review

Initial Expectations
I’ve always had a thing for French women, and while I usually prefer threesomes of the MMF variety for their intensity rather than the one male/several female set-up featured here, one can of course never see enough pussy, especially when it’s hairy.

The Plot
Guy Rooyer drives around France picking up chicks and fucking them, one and two at a time, before eventually brining a couple of them home to his wife. Just enough plot to keep things interesting.

Scene 1:
Guy picks up two hitchhikers, blonde Brigitte Verbeq and red headed Lucie Doll, and after some preliminary caressing in the car, they end up in a hotel room. The ladies sure look a lot better with their clothes off, and start out giving him a tag-team BJ while Guy fingers Brigitte’s hairy pussy, giving us some nice shots of her ass as well. We’ve got a nice variety here in terms of body-type, as Brigitte has huge tits whereas Lucie’s are more modest. Brigitte gets fucked in cowgirl, shown from behind (just how I like it), then it’s Lucie’s turn to ride. Brigitte masturbates for the camera while the other two fuck, and sucks on Lucie’s tits a bit. Then Lucie gets fucked in doggie before it’s Brigitte’s turn to get pounded from behind. Next Brigitte gets it in mish while licking Lucie’s pussy, which we can barely see due to lighting. A tag-team BJ finishes our hero off.

Scene 2:
Guy takes a leak by the roadside, then reclines in his car for a rest. Beautiful blonde Brigitte Lahie wakes him up to save her from her “sex master,” and they drive off and pull over in the woods. Brigitte starts undressing and touching herself, showing off her perfect tits and lovely hairy pussy. Hot sequence! Nothing beats a gorgeous woman with a hairy pussy. She even puts Guy’s cigarette between her vagina lips for a few seconds. They recline so he can lick her twat while she sucks his cock until he cums all over her mouth. Next they fuck in cowgirl, shown from his perspective, and are interrupted when Brigitte’s man knocks on the window. He takes her back to his trailer and fucks her doggie while Guy watches; just love to see her ass as she gets pounded. Then they fuck in mish, giving us some more great shots of sexy Brigitte’s titties and pussy, and continue to move back and forth between both positions (looks like there’s some repeat looping here), until he pulls out and cums on her bush. This was truly a great scene: interesting concept, lots of intensity going on, and one incredible woman shared by two guys.

Scene 3:
Fake blonde Karine Gambier is in need of roadside assistance, and Guy helps her by giving her a lift to a hotel. She gets naked and takes a bath while Guy is on the phone; but what really has me going is the sexy brunette maid Cathy Stewart, who scrubs down Karine’s back, tits, and rubs her hairy pussy a bit. Karine invites her up for breakfast while Guy helps Karine into her robe. To the maid’s surprise, then Guy lays down on the bed and starts stroking his cock, and Karine comes over to help as Cathy watches uncomfortably while eating. Karine gives a BJ, then they fuck in cowgirl, showing us her ass and pussy. Mish is next, giving us some more great shots of her holes, followed by doggie. Finally, Karine motions for Cathy to come over, and this is when things really heat up for me. Blonde and brunette start kissing, as Karine pulls up Cathy’s skirt, showing us her panties and round ass, before sucking on the maid’s small firm breasts while Guy licks her brunette pussy. They switch positions, with Karine licking Cathy’s twat while Guy sucks on her tits, and then we get some amazing shots of Cathy spread out while fucked in mish, showing off her fantastic hairy bush. A beautiful, slim, hairy French brunette in stockings—what more could I ask for! Cathy licks Karine’s pussy as she gets fucked, and then, just when things get really interesting, we cut to the next scene. Simply unforgivable, and enough to ruin the whole experience.

Scene 4:
This is really a bunch of scenes spliced into one, with a bunch of breaks in between. Lucie Doll and Brigitte Verbecq run into Guy again, and he takes them to his home by the sea, where the trio meet up with his wife, Liliane Lemieuvre. Lucie and Brigitte show off their tits, and Brigitte licks Lucie’s pussy for a second, before all dress and meet downstairs for dinner. Once the meal is over, Guy starts kissing Lilianne and licking her gorgeous breasts while the other two watch. All go upstairs for an orgy, where we have Guy rubbing Lilianne’s hairy twat until Lucie starts licking her pussy, Brigitte sucking Guy’s cock, Guy fucking Lilianne in mish as the women kiss and caress one another (some nice shots of Lucie’s pussy here). Guy apparently cums inside her, since we don’t see anything.

The group is next seen walking along the beach, where Brigitte sucks on Guy’s cock for a bit, and then we cut back to the house, where Lucie and Brigitte are giving him a tag-team BJ while Lilianne walks alone by the sea. Guy jerks off on Brigitte’s tongue, and then we see everyone running around topless in the surf, husband and wife apparently happy to have found two young female friends. We cut back to the house, where Guy is fucking Lucie in doggie while kissing Lilianne, before his wife helps him into Brigitte’s cunt in doggie. Lucie masturbates with an ice cube for the camera, and then both girls suck on Lilianne’s tits and pussy while Guy watches. The passage well prepared, Guy fucks a stocking-clad Lilianne in missionary, while the girls strap a dildo to Guy’s ass, which first Brigitte and then Lucie ride. All the women are wearing lingerie here, which is a nice touch. Unfortunately, we never get to see how this interesting set-up finishes, as we just cut to the end.

The DVD
Picture and sound quality are fine, although the lighting could be improved to show us more of what’s going on. The dubbing, however, was simply horrible. French is the language of love, and I guarantee you these moderately attractive women would be much hotter speaking with their real voices. What a shame. The cuts that abruptly ended some of the later scenes, particularly the one with Cathy Stewart, were disheartening. What’s more, the extras include the same four “bonus scenes” found on Cal Vista’s Sweet Throat release, which is pretty lame.

Final Word
The set-ups were certainly creative, but, aside from Ms. Lahaie and Cathy Stewart (whose scene is tragically cut short), the women just aren’t that attractive (and I consider myself exceptionally generous toward the fairer sex). Still, they do have natural bodies and hairy pussies, which is a big upgrade from most porn that comes out nowadays. As is often the case with vintage porn, however, there just isn’t enough focus on pussy and ass to my liking. I’m still waiting for some creative, plot-based porn that combines the natural women of the 70s and 80s with the camera techniques of today. Alas, until that day comes, I fear I am doomed to a series of endless pornographic frustrations.