The most
politely titled anal series in porn continues with an appealing cast checking
in for the all-anal show. Another line with a butt-obsessed guy checking
out the ample asses of beautiful girls, and turning 'em over to a bunch
of studs for the hardcore action? Let's just say the revolution does not
begin here. And yet, original or otherwise, there should be plenty scope
for hot porn in this subject…or is there?
Katja Kassin
One might be forgiven on this evidence for thinking Katja is little more
than a mighty backside, offered up for the amusement of, I guess, Bryan.
He pulls out a set of anal balls, pre-hidden in her rectum, jiggles her
full cheeks and slides a big glass butt plug into her ass. My judgement
on the red fishnets that she sports is that they frame her ass perfectly,
but they don't look classy and don't even appear to fit her. A minor detail,
I suppose, but slightly indicative of the focus on certain features at
the expense of other features that would really distinguish the scene,
such as making more of Katja's character. She's just another big butt
for the boys to bugger.
Two faceless studs (one is Mark Ashley, I don't know the other) come in
already naked and Katja sucks off their cocks in turn. The oral is quite
wet but she doesn't look overly interested. The viewer may be more interested
in drooling over Katja's backside during a cowgirl ride in which she keeps
sucking dick, but while there's lots of huffing and puffing, the sex is
labouring. Doggy style sex precedes doggy anal, which brings a little
more noise from Katja. She holds her ass open for Mark's dick, and we
get to see her taste the cock from her ass. Missionary anal ends with
her ass pink and open, cutting swiftly to two loads being dropped in her
mouth.
Looking at Katja, with her pretty face, cute nose, pale, smooth skin and
ample curves and also knowing from ADT that she's not just a pretty face,
I wonder why so little of her looks and personality enter the scene. Yes,
it's a movie about ass, but why not save money and hire the same girl
for every scene? Sometimes the camera sees so little of Katja it might
as well be anyone. Apart from that bum, of course! It's the way girls
look, act, react, their personality etc that keeps porn interesting for
me, rather than scenes like this which let you admire certain features
but otherwise take up your time with routine sex (very little connection
with her co-stars). Impersonal is the word. I didn't even like the furniture!
Malorie
Accompanied by music and no chat, director and lead ass appreciator Bryan
puts an odd-shaped toy into the ass of lush bodied brunette Malorie. She's
pretty but her make up is bad. She's in black fishnet tights, again wide
open at the crotch, which frame her butt well but I am sorry, they just
look tacky to me. Bryan turns her over to Jay Ashley, who at least brings
a little attitude to the party, slapping her ass and going down to lick
and finger her pussy. She gives a sloppy BJ, gradually going deeper as
she bends over, facilitating a tidy shot of her full ass, her legs, and
hanging tits.
There's a hotter vibe to the sex here as Malorie enthusiastically rides
her man, the cowgirl position making for ass shots a plenty! She breaks
off to suck cock, and then takes it doggy style with fingers in her pussy
at the same time. Anal does seem intense for her (was this a first time
or rare anal scene?). Shots of her open, pinkish bum are fine but more
coverage of her face would be better. Jay gives it to her in pile driver,
in her ass and in her pussy, captured from some intriguing angles, before
he comes on her ass and feeds the semen to her. It's a better scene in
sexual terms and I must say I like Malorie. Are we heading down the right
road here?
Julie Night
Submissive sweetheart Julie begins the scene by offering up her bum to
Bryan, I guess again, who slides in that large glass butt plug. She smacks
her own ass before replacing the plug with several of her own fingers.
In 69 with a guy who's a new face to me, Julie quickly gets into gagging
herself on his cock. Julie's looks might not be Vogue cover girl material,
but her effort is 100%. Her ass cheeks glow from his & her smacks as she
rides cowgirl. She's just so damn enthusiastic and the pair of them really
go at it. For example, next up is a doggy style fuck, and I mean fuck.
The gent's cock slides right up Julie's ass in reverse cowgirl, a close-up
intro to further gutsy fucking which later continues in missionary. Her
toes curl when he probes her ass with a bunch of fingers, and then he
whacks off on her face. This scene is hotter still, with Julie's efforts
making it. There's less to say because it is ultimately pretty straightforward
stuff but Julie throws herself into the sex with her usual commitment,
and her partner generally matches it making for some good, healthy, sweaty
fun.
Ginger
By comparison, this pretty, dark-haired girl, captured in action in Budapest,
barely loses her composure during an encounter that relies more heavily
on simply admiring her smooth, lightly tan curves. After Bryan's given
his seal of approval, Joe Monti is seen gently fingering her pussy. Ginger
lets him have a quick BJ, and then they fuck. There isn't much in the
way of chemistry but it is pleasant enough to just admire her lithe body
and tits that form soft peaks. The cowgirl sex goes on for some time,
and then he nudges into her gorgeous, soft, peach of a pussy for some
slightly firmer doggy style action.
Ginger's heavenly pussy is to the fore as she slides, just a fraction,
down Joe's pole, taking him gingerly, no pun intended, into her ass in
reverse cowgirl. This, and a subsequent variation on spoons, turns out
to be pretty gentle excursions into anal sex, though another position
where they're kneeling is quite pleasant. Ah well, take in the gentle
glow of her skin, admire her luscious pussy, and ponder her extravagant
eyebrows: the alternatives to the tepid sex are provided. She seems unmoved
when he comes over her ass and back. I was a good deal more surprised
to find that she is Erika Fire, the flame-haired cutie from way back in
Superfuckers, now sporting dyed-black tresses. Look, we were only kidding
with the carrot-top jibes, honestly!
Alissa
Moving swiftly on, the camera pans over the study legs and ass of another
pretty, blonde European starlet. Alissa
smiles sweetly as Bryan demonstrates her admittedly appealing ass to the
camera. This approach is starting to annoy me. Fortunately, we jump straight
to the heart of the matter, with Alissa reclining on the bed with two
guys. I'm amazed to see some half-decent kissing among other little touches,
even a smile or two! Alissa's skimpy pink outfit is gradually cast aside
as they move through cock sucking and pussy eating to missionary sex.
Her lush, lightly tanned body is spread out as she sucks and is fucked.
Through spoons and doggy, the guys take turns and she keeps sucking. There's
good energy, a slight lack of personality, but damn it, it's pretty good
fun.
It takes a while to get around to some anal sex, delivered in doggy, but
there's just about enough of Alissa to enjoy regardless. They change quickly
to spoons anal with the other guy (I'm guessing these are Max and Lauro),
which goes on somewhat longer. Both guys spunk over her face, neck and
tits and Alissa rubs it in to her fine skin immediately. It's the most
substantial scene of the movie, not exactly a runaway rampage, but like
I say, pretty good fun.
Jessica Dee
The opening of this scene is a fine example of what I am getting at regarding
the approach to the girls. The viewer knows Jessica's ass intimately,
even stuffed with her fingers, before her face is ever shown. This isn't
the only movie with that flaw, I know, but it's just an example. I also
admit Jessica isn't a favourite, but if I didn't know her from before,
how would I know if she's interesting, sexy, attractive or whatever if
she's reduced down to a single feature?
Anal dildo play ends the tease. Indoors, the action is equally direct,
as Jessica bends into her guy's lap and dishes out a wet BJ, showing off
her ass once more as she does so. He, I think it's Mark Ashley, makes
her squeal by eating her pussy and ass. He whips off her panties and gets
stuck in with several fingers, then his dick. Breaking from this missionary
position, she sucks his cock. She's a noisy girl and quite a nasty performer.
Doggy reveals Jessica's pussy, wet and glowing. Her tits are in motion
as they fuck. She accepts him into her tight ass for some pretty firm
fucking, broken only by more oral sex. Mark's insistent probing leaves
her anus wide open, but even so, the reverse cowgirl anal looks a damn
tight squeeze. It's hard missionary anal to finish, till Mark is ready
to cap it off by firing come over her face and mouth. This isn't a bad
scene, though it's nothing extraordinary either - I just wish I appreciated
Jessica's efforts better.
Overall
I have mixed feelings about Truly Nice Ass 3. On the one hand, we have
some admirable girls; some reasonably hot sex and a generally high standard
of production for an all-sex movie. On the other, the expected focus on
ass doesn't compare too favourably with similar producers, especially
in terms of tease. It might not be too fair to say it, but it has been
done before. If this is a passion, if Bryan Xin does find the subject
intoxicating as he writes on the box cover, then let's see that reflected
in the action. Everything is done reasonably well, the boxed have by and
large been ticked in a technical sense, but passion is largely
lacking.
From my perspective, this just looks like another highly proficient porn
movie with the usual sort of sex, slightly biased in coverage towards
the rear end. Certainly it's more interested in that than making the most
of the cast's personalities. Girls and guys performing as living sex dolls
is really not my cup of tea. Perhaps too harsh a judgement, TNA3 is not
the worst offender in that regard, nor is it a bad movie. It just so happens
to have crystallised a number of things that I consider quite annoying
in a lot of porn, and these are not new flaws either. There's stuff to
enjoy, but an equal amount to frustrate this viewer, at least.
DVD Comments
As DVSX have rapidly established a reputation for well-packaged product,
this is no exception. From the graphics to the extras, everything has
been done with an eye for detail, which is in part why I find it so frustrating
that yet another DVSX disc has come up short when it comes to the main
feature, i.e. the sex. Consolation in the form of 13-minutes of behind
the scenes, photos, and trailers is acceptable, the added attraction of
solo scenes from all the girls is better, and the movie itself is visually
and sonically pretty decent.
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