Trouser Treats Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  11/1/2005

“Trouser Treats” is simply a bad, amateurish, fuck film with a cast of unknowns. It’s unfortunate too as a few of the performers were pretty cute and in the right hands could probably deliver some decent scenes.

It opens with some looping, cheesy, piano music as a young twink is walking along an open field with an outhouse in the middle of nowhere. A title comes on as “Fuck Your Bosss” as he goes in and sits, and begins to play with himself. Yea, like I want to sit or fuck around in a outhouse! He’s a young, skinny, twink with a fairly nice cock. As he plays with himself another young guy strolls by, dressed in a suit, presumably the boss, and our young hero beckons him over. They’re both rather cute with similar builds. The two begin to kiss and play with one another as some bad music drones on. There’s no natural audio whatsoever. They take turns sucking on one another’s clean shaven cocks, the first twink fingers his ass as the other rubs it before they start fucking. The young twink sits on top of the bosses cock and appears to be riding him, although he makes some outrageous facial expressions that you begin to wonder if they’re really even doing it. It’s just real fake looking. The twink kneels down and they continue doggy style, before they go back to the riding position and ends with them both jerking off. They continue some more, this time the twink fucks the boss. He holds the base of his cock while he does and does a nice job of it. He pulls out and shoots a load onto the bosses ass then rubs his big cock around on it. The boss, not very hard, does his best to cum on the twinks face and after he shoots the twink laps up the jizz laden cock. They get dressed, the boss shows the twink some plans and they walk off.

They arrive at a partial structure where three other twinks are hanging out. They all make hand motions, look at the plans, motion some more, then they all just begin to make out. As our first two guys make out with their new buddies, one left alone sits by and watches. He’s dark skinned and hair to match, while the first twink is making out with a skinny blond, actually they’re all pretty skinny, one even looks emaciated. None of them have any pubes and all have clean shaven, uncut cocks. There’s really not much to tell, they all take turns sucking on one another, and our first twink gets a faceful from his partner, while the boss fucks a brunette. The “loner” is just off sitting in a corner looking bored. The boss and the guy who looks like he’s starving switch positions and he cums on the bosses ass. The boss after getting sucked a bit shoots his load into the hair of his partner and on his back, and so on. After they’ve all sucked and fucked and switched positions they all get dressed. The first young twink makes some more hand gestures, and the boss and him leave. A foreign title comes up and our twink is back with the boys in a third scene, and hopefully our last.

He goes over the plans some more, and leaves once again. After he does, “the boys” make sure he’s gone and they begin to make out all over. The blond and the emaciated guy (that sounds like a bad sitcom, “the emaciated guy”!), make out, while the guy who was by his lonesome before gets on his knees and sucks him. He just seems so out of place and not sure what he should be doing. Its all just more of the same as before, mediocre to poor performances as they do their dirty work. None seem to stay very hard but they do eventually jerk off and shoot some alright loads on one another.

“Trouser Treats” is just a plain, bad, amateur flick that’s 70min too long. Like I said before the two guys from the beginning are rather cute and really could probably make it, but whoever directed this sure didn’t let them shine. It just seems that someone grabbed a few Euro boys, paid them like $50 and said go screw around while he filmed it, then added a lame soundtrack to it at home on his computer. Don’t waste your time. The DVD has scene selection, gallery, and a web address. The video wasn’t bad, and the audio however bad the music was, did come out clear, but that’s all besides the point.