Trouser Treats Review
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver on 7/11/2004
TROUSER TREATS is a Man’s Best film from Germany taken over by Y.M.A.C. for U.S. distribution. The action is all outdoors. The participants are twinks, 4 cute—and one not-so-cute.
“Fuck the Boss” appears in English on the screen. We see a young man head for the outdoor privy where he sits to jack off. Another young man in a suit and tie is seen strolling across the fields. Even though he is no older that the wanker, his clothes identify him as “the boss”. Willy Wanker is surprised to see the boss but not intimidated. Nor is the boss upset with Willy. A tongue duel follows and the boss goes down on the wanker’s hairless dick. Soon Willy is undressing the boss and—guess what? The boss doesn’t have any pubic hair either. There’s no danger of either getting hair in their mouths as they suck one another’s dicks. The boss has a big one (that must why he’s the boss). Willie sticks three of his fingers up his own butt and then sits on the boss’ cock. At this point I’m thinking the earlier caption should have read, “Fucked By the Boss” just as in real life. After a bit though the boss does bend over to get fucked. (Willy has on the oddest condom. It looks as though it’s Saran Wrap.) After he’s cum, Willie sucks the boss off and takes the load on his tongue. He sucks the cock clean. Bet there’s a little something extra in Willy’s paycheck on Friday.
He and the boss now head off to a building that’s in the midst of construction. (Actually it looks as though it’s in the process of demolition.) Three of Willy’s co-wankers, er…workers are waiting. Willy goes for the blond. The boss goes for the skinny brunet. The third worker, who’s not very attractive, is left to play with himself. (Now, that’s like real life.) Willy is soon getting his willy sucked. The boss has found another hairless cock to suck belonging to the skinny kid. Willy sucks the blond’s cock. Is he a true blond? With no pubic hair, who can tell. The skinny kid is now seen fucking the boss. The blond cums on Willy’s face. The lonely wallflower is sitting in the corner pulling his pud. As Skinny still continues to plow the boss, Willy begins to fuck the blond. The wallflower walks over to deposit a small offering on Willy’s bouncing butt.
A caption in German tells us it’s the next day.
The pubeless threesome is working away when Willy arrives with the plans of the building they are working on. He goes over the plans with them and leaves. Making sure Willy is gone, they get down to getting down. The blond and the skinny one start swapping tongues, or really just touching tongues the way that only the Europeans do. What I call “tongue dueling”. Not to be left out this time, the wallflower begins sucking Skinny’s dick. The blond soon takes it over, but even then our loner is not left out as Skinny begins sucking his dick. Need I say it is as devoid of hair as everyone else’s in this film. Unfortunately it doesn’t get hard. The blond takes over sucking it; and, as he does so, Skinny inserts his dick in the blond’s butt. The blond has no better luck getting an erection out of the loner than Skinny did. After Skinny cums on his butt, the blond still keeps trying. Eventually he gives up and just cums on the limpid dick. Skinny manages to add another load on it. I felt sorry for the kid who couldn’t get it up.
“Fuck the Boss” appears in English on the screen. We see a young man head for the outdoor privy where he sits to jack off. Another young man in a suit and tie is seen strolling across the fields. Even though he is no older that the wanker, his clothes identify him as “the boss”. Willy Wanker is surprised to see the boss but not intimidated. Nor is the boss upset with Willy. A tongue duel follows and the boss goes down on the wanker’s hairless dick. Soon Willy is undressing the boss and—guess what? The boss doesn’t have any pubic hair either. There’s no danger of either getting hair in their mouths as they suck one another’s dicks. The boss has a big one (that must why he’s the boss). Willie sticks three of his fingers up his own butt and then sits on the boss’ cock. At this point I’m thinking the earlier caption should have read, “Fucked By the Boss” just as in real life. After a bit though the boss does bend over to get fucked. (Willy has on the oddest condom. It looks as though it’s Saran Wrap.) After he’s cum, Willie sucks the boss off and takes the load on his tongue. He sucks the cock clean. Bet there’s a little something extra in Willy’s paycheck on Friday.
He and the boss now head off to a building that’s in the midst of construction. (Actually it looks as though it’s in the process of demolition.) Three of Willy’s co-wankers, er…workers are waiting. Willy goes for the blond. The boss goes for the skinny brunet. The third worker, who’s not very attractive, is left to play with himself. (Now, that’s like real life.) Willy is soon getting his willy sucked. The boss has found another hairless cock to suck belonging to the skinny kid. Willy sucks the blond’s cock. Is he a true blond? With no pubic hair, who can tell. The skinny kid is now seen fucking the boss. The blond cums on Willy’s face. The lonely wallflower is sitting in the corner pulling his pud. As Skinny still continues to plow the boss, Willy begins to fuck the blond. The wallflower walks over to deposit a small offering on Willy’s bouncing butt.
A caption in German tells us it’s the next day.
The pubeless threesome is working away when Willy arrives with the plans of the building they are working on. He goes over the plans with them and leaves. Making sure Willy is gone, they get down to getting down. The blond and the skinny one start swapping tongues, or really just touching tongues the way that only the Europeans do. What I call “tongue dueling”. Not to be left out this time, the wallflower begins sucking Skinny’s dick. The blond soon takes it over, but even then our loner is not left out as Skinny begins sucking his dick. Need I say it is as devoid of hair as everyone else’s in this film. Unfortunately it doesn’t get hard. The blond takes over sucking it; and, as he does so, Skinny inserts his dick in the blond’s butt. The blond has no better luck getting an erection out of the loner than Skinny did. After Skinny cums on his butt, the blond still keeps trying. Eventually he gives up and just cums on the limpid dick. Skinny manages to add another load on it. I felt sorry for the kid who couldn’t get it up.
If you are into shaved dicks and/or like ‘em young. You might find this worth watching. Shaved dicks turn me on something fierce, so I realize that without that particular feature the film would be just an average twink flick. It’s my life’s ambition to be the guy who gets to shave the balls and crotches of video performers. Have razor, will travel.
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