Training Day: A XXX Porn Parody (Pleasure Dynasty) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  1/11/2012

Welcome fans to a new parody title and the filmmakers here are taking on a project you might not immediately think is easy to parody, Training Day the movie that heped Denzel Washington make Oscar history and also gave Ethan Hawke some good dramatic material to chew on. Well here they make a big change making those roles female with Nyomi Banxxx and Chanel Preston taking them on respectively. Much like Reservoir Dogs did early last year this change was interesting and as in that case works pretty well here giving what's presented story wise. I hadn't seen Training Day in some time before watching this but I did glimpse at some you tube clips after and think they hit pretty close to home with the way the story was shot with some obvious changes so we could work in the porn angle. Chanel is the younger cop that's being put on Nyomi's team and as the veteran of the two it's up to her how to intergrate Chanel into her team and we see as the day unfolds how she does that. You'll be the judge on how accurate the nods are to the original source material we get in this porn parody but I saw a few that jumped out. First Nyomi's performances as the head cop who has been certainly changed by her years on the force coming in much like Chanel is to start here, eager and wanting to make a difference. Well we see that Nyomi underwent some big changes that had her character very much on the other side of the legal fence pretty much becoming what she had wanted to eradicate so early on in her law enforcement career. One thing early on fans of the film will remember is Nyomi getting Chanel to take some illegal drugs into her syster much like Denzel got Ethan to do in the Hollywood version- so very early Ethan gets behind the 8 ball and as he noticed the changes and wants to try and stop Denzel he doesn't find it so easy.

So going along the story line of the Hollywood version we have Nyomi taking Chanel along on one of her days as a Narc Officer but as we know this won't end up being just a typical day. Having said that Nyomi takes Chanel to see one of her sources, Tommy Gunn, who is taking on the Scott Glenn role and early on things are great as Nyomi shoots the shit with him and eventually fucks him. From that encounter they head back out to the streets where Chanel has them pull over so she can break up a sexual assault and anyone who knows the movie this plays a big role later on in saving another life, namely Chanels. Nyomi is her usual bad ass self and takes pleasure in inflicting the abuse on the perps while Chanel watches. After this the two head to another person close to Nyomi and it is Yurizan Beltran who gets the Eva Mendes role- hard choosing who is the hottest there! This leads to another good sexual encounter but one which has Nyomi and Chanel very much on the same page. The two won't be closer as 'friends' the entire movie as they were here. You should also remember that Nyomi's character is under some monetary pressure after some recent events with Russian mobsters and this is pressing her to accelerate plans already put in motion and after her first initial impressions about Chanel she forges ahead thinking she'll be able to control Chanel, turns out Nyomi was wrong. As the movie here goes along Nyomi gets a warrant for a big seizure which Chanel gets to go along on and turns out they pay a second visit to Tommy's place and Nyomi knows exacly what she's looking for, some drugs stashed there and she also brings in a couple friends she trusts to help in her illegal activities. Chanel has no choice but to play along though unwittingly for most of it as she thinks they're still trying to do the right thing but when Nyomi ends up putting a cap in Tommy's chest she knows things are ratcheting up big time. Nyomi then needs to further push ahead with her plans so she drops Chanel off at a house in East LA I guess where some Hispanic males live. Chanel doesn't know she's being ditched but then things heat up leading to a confrontation which seems to be going very badly until the lead male played by Alex Gonz finds a picture in Chanel's wallet and turns out it is a cousin of his. Chanel explans about saving her from being raped earlier that day and Alex decides to call his cousin and put this to the test. Well the story is found to be true and they actually end up letting Chanel go and she makes a bee line for Nyomi's place finding her about to make her get away for a big meet to take care of this Russian mobster problem. Well that doesn't happen and there's the big fight between the ladies leading to the big scene for Nyomi who gets to say some lines that are very reminiscent of what Denzel so eloquently spoke in the Hollywood version. Like that one the residents who up to that point had put up with Nyomi's thuggish tactics are no longer willing to do that and have Chanel's back so she is allowed to leave. This last bit also gives me my biggest complaint about this parody and that's how it ends. We know in the Denzel version the residents surround him and don't end up killing him, no that is left to the Russians who put on a big time hit leading to Denzel's body being riddled with bullets, a great Hollywood death. Here you see the screen go black and a hail of gunfire is heard but no visuals to back it up so definitely a bit of a let down in comparison to the other version. I know with porn and budgets it might not have been feasible to film a more gruesome end for Nyomi but that was a let down for me here, though I guess not a huge one as I think about it. So there is the story line in a short nutshell, how's the sex and who has it!

Well to answer that question we start off with Chanel who as I mentioned is taking on Ethan Hawke's role and this parody begins with her waking up for the big training day so her hubby played by Tom Byron wants to start it right so he bangs his wife leading to a good opening scene though no anal for Miss Preston here. Still some good cock sucking and pussy fucking ending with a titty pop. The next bit of sex features Nyomi Banxxx who has taken Chanel to see one of her main sources and one she's going to turn on in a short time but why not one last fuck so Nyomi hits Tommy pretty good here while Chanel who is under the influence of narcotics fades out. The next sex takes place with three ladies, Nyomi, Yurizan and Chanel give us some nice lesbian loving which for the most part is toy free until the end when a Hitachi wand type device is utilized on Nyomi and Chanel. After this we get Nyomi meeting up with some of her other legal counterparts who enjoy walking on the wrong side of the law and after this meeting Nyomi takes her leave but the fellas stay behind and receive one last bit of service from their waitress who is played by Tara Lynn Foxx. Not a full on sex scene but a very good three man blow bang is captured here. The last bit of sex takes us to the Hispanic household where Alex Gonz has a chica, Phoenix Marie, and he lays the pipe to her very well including all anal while a couple of his buddies, Barry Scott and Chad Alva sit and watch. After Alex has blown his load to her open mouth the other two get up and drop loads as well. So there you have the fucking in this movie. As for extras the big one to check out is the behind the scenes segment. Overall I thought this was good though again I'm not as familiar with the Hollywood version as I bet some of you are. Having said that I did see some good nods to the original source material here and the performances chiefly Nyomi who has the big meaty role are good and Chanel as the Ethan Hawke character does well in letting her character unfold on this most trying of days. Certainly worth a rental for the cast assembled and the story is presented in an easy to follow fashion and it's shot well.