Total Babe 3 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  7/17/2004

I guess we all have our own idea of what a “Total Babe” should be. Is it a girl with a phat ass, huge firm breast, legs up to heaven, or all of the above? That being said, I wasn’t sure what to expect from my first taste of DVSX’s Total Babe series. Without further ado, let’s jump on it.

Cindy Lords

You’ll have to excuse my vast knowledge of hotel rooms, but this one had the feel of a Holiday Inn Express, circa 2003. Cindy was a pretty girl with a lot of makeup on. She started by giving her co-stars head. Before she could get them good and slobbed down. One guy was already at the backdoor exploring anal.

This was heavy on anal, and for an ass lover like me, that was great. Unfortunately, the scene lacked heat, and made for a slow start.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Alexa May

This girl has gone by at least two other names, but the one constant is her killer smile and body. This was another two on one scene.

Just like before, it was like on vag, and moved quickly to anal. Alexa took these two on with ease, and finished her scene with a large oral splash. Like the scene before, this one also suffered from lack of heat.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Brandi Lyons

I like this girl. I’ve seen a lots of stills, and know at some point I have even seen her in another title. She has a firm ass, and runway looks. I hope she considers IR soon in her career, I think she would fair well.

Her scene was with a surfer guy, and this cat was packin. Brandi started with slow deep head like the last drop of cold water was storred up in this guys sack. The male talent soon flipped the script and gave hear some oral lovin. The camera movements were great. They showed her well worn ass while he licked her into a wet mess.

Brandi soon saddled up and rode this guy until his sack was so tight that it couldn’t jiggle no more. Once she knew she had him ready to blow, she opened up her ass for some good old “California, Surf’s Up Anal.” This guy was so thick in her ass, you would have though he was stuck. She asked for him to pop, and pop he did. This was a heart stopper, and the kind of nasty porn that makes you have to enter the store from the alley.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Jassie


I’ve heard the name, and seen the stills but I’m pretty sure this is my first scene for her. They got down to it with Jassie receiving some nasty oral. The camera work again was hot. They managed to take the same boring positions that appear in all titles and shoot them in a way that was fresh and new. You could see all the action, and it showed of the female talents figure as well.

Jassie was a real stunner. She looked like a thinner version of Serena South with a lot less ass. If the last scene was an example of nasty, this was an example if pure chemistry. This scene was an anal shot short of greatness.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Mili & Misty

These two Euro girls moaned and groaned up a storm. In spite of all that, I didn’t buy it. That’s too bad, because this joint was just getting hot. Even though they were vocal and pretty, the scene just didn’t work.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Victoria Swinger

Earlier this year I saw stills of Victoria, and could not get over how hot she was. She had the best legs, and a squeezable ass. Once again, the action started fast, and I like that. After a good ride, they went anal on her, and she took some tights strokes to the colon.

A big nut to finish, but the scene was a weak end to a film that showed strong signs of promise.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

I don’t know if this was a Euro title with two domestic scenes, or a domestic scene with with Euro foundation. Either way, it didn’t work for me. Let this stand as a life example of why nobody serves Hamburgers with a side of Sauerkraut. I’m not a fan of Euro, and mixing the two style of women and filmmaking came off as confused to me.

In spite of the promise, this was an average film that was elevated by some great camera work, only to be slowed down by the emotionless Eurosex.

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